Delphia

@Delphia@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants $3 million⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Legit? Theres been several incidences worldwide of people driving cars into crowds of people and I dont want to get accused of domestic terrorism or have to beat a bunch of public endangerment charges in court.

  I mean its 3 MILLION DOLLARS! but its also only 3 million dollars. If I have to replace the bus stop, pay a bunch of lawyer fees, have my licence revoked for a year or two, possibly have charges on my record that would make it hard to get a job… Its “life just got a lot easier” money but not quite “Set for life”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants $3 million⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Go on facebook marketplace, buy cheapest car near me that runs rhe have “car accident” in the wee hours.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired boss⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The secret is to give up on having time for yourself and find the zen in the things you have to do anyway.

  You ever wonder why dads tend to become all about their yard, their bbq and DIY? Because if I have to mow the fucking lawn, feed my family and fix shit all the fucking time I might as well find the satisfaction in a job well done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attempt to motivate people to take the stairs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They are.

  A 600lb person walking a mile burns significantly more calories than a 200lb person doing the same thing. Im 200lbs and I can back squat 300lbs, a 600lb person squatting down and standing back up is moving more weight than I am… If they can manage it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seasonal depression⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey dont worry, a few times a year you get to look at clouds coming in, the wind pick up alarmingly and get to experience “Am I going to have a house in 3 hours?” Anxiety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even facebooks gotten way worse of late, no matter how much I block, hide and say “Show me less of this content” every day or so its like “are you SURE you dont want to see jokes about how woke culture is to blame for everything?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder how things are going in America today...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because this is Lemmy where everyone with more money than me deserves death. Duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snap, Crackle, Transubstantiate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can do it with potato chips too. Mix through some milk chocolate chips and its good, very weird but good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish I could just keep drinking, but I need to cut back soon.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, I did that too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wish I could just keep drinking, but I need to cut back soon.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I started drinking heavily at 25 and got sober 12 years later and Immediately bought a new project car…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon becomes a shrimp farmer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know a guy who bought a plot of almost worthless land an hour out of town fenced jt and bought a bunch of goats. We all thought he was insane.

  10 years later he is retired at 40 because it turns out that certain communities will pay very good money for organic free range goat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did a simple phone call become so problematic?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Id say 20% of the time at work when someone calls its usually someone trying to do a sketchy end-run around the rules or get access to something they shouldnt have and they dont want it documented that they asked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't EU's "VAT" a regressive tax? Why do they have that, instead of something like, taxing the rich?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How the fuck you think they pay for healthcare and social programs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah for real track tour stuff.

  Its really easy to eat too much on a “liquid” diet because they arent as filling. But peanut butter, banana, vanilla powder and a slug of caramel syrup…Id drink that just because.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dont know.

  Ive known a fair few people who have served in multiple countries and most of them genuinely do LOVE their country.

  You can buy judges and politicians because none of them thought they might have to die for their country when they signed up. I dont imagine if push came to shove many of those people would take orders from Elon, even for a big sack of cash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump has access to the CIA.

  For all their faults, they do know how to knock people off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointed. Immeasurably.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats why I love my pellet grill.

  It gives you a product 80% as good with 80% less effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointed. Immeasurably.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try it on a smoker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets rid of crackheads⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please use blanks and ear protection for safety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enemies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But fuck can they run…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not promoting violence or anything. But stupid quest since Iran has an 80 million bounty on Trumps head. If someone would follow thru do they just go to Iran and be like pay up? Why or why not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty much my assessment.

  I can have 80 million dollars but I have to live my life in constant fear and in Iran.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not too long after it came out I was good at Siege and I mean good I was ranked in the top 1000 players and I thought that was pretty badass. I got a DM from some guy who was like “Hey I’m from TEAM and we wanted to know if you wanted to try out for our Siege squad?” I said thanks but no thanks, I have a mortgage and a full time and then some job. I dont want to take on the obligation.

  I then went and googled the team, I was being courted by serious professional players. I still decided I didnt want that headache but as someone who has always been an underachiever it was like an IRL achievement popup or a level up notification. Like… look what I can achieve when I actually give a fuck and put the work in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to make your decesion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly… “I’m not locked in here with you, You’re locked in here with me!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks mom, I don't want any⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth checking out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks mom, I don't want any⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely. I’m having fun watching because he is clearly having fun creating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks mom, I don't want any⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want to watch a fabulously flamboyant gay man cook disgusting vintage recipes check out “Eye Spy Antiques” on YT.

  A lot of fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope you had a great christmas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Americas is low because they are cheap bastards, not out of any concern for food quality or animal welfare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Open early for breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I used to just accumulate every meme I could at LANs back before people called them memes. I think at the time Id just upgraded to an 8 Gig hdd.

  I had memes about Windows 95.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Open early for breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That meme is old as fuck. I legitimately burned a cd of “funny pictures” with this on it 25 years ago for a friend in highschool because we both had dialup and sharing pictures was just too cumbersome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The games industry ‘will only have room for one non-Nintendo console next gen’, it’s claimed | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My prediction is that sony and microsoft will have benchmarks 3rd party devices have to hit in order to buy a “PS6 Compatable” logo for their product. So you can buy a Msi Claw 3 or whatever, sign into the PSN and shop the sony catalogue.