Delphia
@Delphia@lemmy.world
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 2 days ago:
“Were twins”
“You dont look like twins”
“Mom liked to party”
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 3 days ago:
You’re also a Terminator so like sure you’re in an enormous shitheap but you arent on the bottom.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 3 days ago:
Metro?
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 3 days ago:
You get to hang out with Keanu tho…
- Comment on Not Enough Hate 6 days ago:
See, I dont think so. (Ok I agree on the cunt part, also add insufferable)
Because I know a lot of bodybuilders, guys who are on the gear and they are almost all SUPER accepting of the trans community (or at least peoples rights to do what they want with their bodies) because they get it. You look in the mirror and it isnt right so they take the chemicals to make the outside look like the inside.
To point out that this guy is probably going through a very similar mental process (with added cuntery) is probably more accurate than the trans community and the male looksmaxxing community would like. The part that I’d disagree with is that he is “the first”. Not even fucking close.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Just because the image is made up doesnt mean its impossible. I have witnessed on several occasions different stray dogs walking down the footpath and using pedestrian crossings to cross the road after looking both ways.
If livestock can figure out gate latches from watching people its not completely unreasonable that a coyote might have concluded “The humans do this and I’ve never seen a splattered human on the highway” and m I mimicked the behavior.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 2 weeks ago:
I am the guy with a ute (Australian for truck) but I dont come with. You can borrow it for as long as you need, it comes with a full tank and it comes back with one.
Its a bit of a heap but it starts every time and runs all day. I cant justify the yearly expense to keep it around for the dozen or so times a year I need it. But my friends and neighbours get great value out of it so I do.
- Comment on French retailer mocks €1039 Steam Machine with “Stim Machine” RX 9060 XT PC for €999 1 month ago:
Tech people love to forget the average level of tech literacy in the world.
Every time Nintendo and Switch comes up on Lemmy you see the flood of haters who cant wrap their heads around the idea that parents will pay extra for their kids shit to “just work” and overpay for AAA Nintendo titles that are complete and have no microtransactions.
The steam machine is for people who remember pc gaming fondly but cant be bothered building a rig or dealing with specs on prebuilts.
- Comment on What is a game that you know is bad but really enjoy(ed)? 2 months ago:
Theres a fun top down Ice Hockey game called “Tape to Tape”
Its not a GREAT game, its a bit shallow but it is very fun.
- Comment on When Windows users find the Threadiverse 2 months ago:
Amen.
For every last ball ache I have about Win 10 and 11 is “well thats annoying” but they just fucking work.
- Comment on Title 2 months ago:
Except I dont own a boat, scuba gear and cant provide a lick of evidence that its marine salvage if even the most basic question is asked.
Its a lot easier to gradually introduce cash into my life without generating a paper trail.
- Comment on Title 2 months ago:
A lot of this question really hinges around one question. What do I have to tell the government?
Do I get this as a prize? A gift? An inheritance? Income? Magical Genie appearance? Do I have to launder it? Am I going to get audited?
- Comment on They just made the winning bid 2 months ago:
As opposed to the vast majority of consumer products?
- Comment on the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy 4 months ago:
If Chinas Navy pulled up and said “We’re here to get our tankers. Go on, try and stop us.” That would be a slap in the face he wouldnt survive OR he starts WW3… which he also wouldnt survive.
- Comment on Hee Hee Ho Ho Ha Ha 4 months ago:
Its very much the same as standup comedy. Its 100% you.
If people dont watch its because YOU arent entertaining enough, YOU arent likeable enough, YOU arent putting in enough effort and energy, YOU dont bring anything new to the table, YOU dont take enough risks… Theres no team, theres no band, theres no coworkers, its all on you. Thats a lot to hang your entire livelihood on.
I could only do streaming or a YT if I had “never work again” money because without the pressure I probably could be fun and entertaining the whole time.
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 4 months ago:
I think Ricky has a problem in that some people go to his shows expecting a sterility of humor you find on tv and get proper standup. You almost never hear outrage about Jeselnik because his entire repertoire is “I’m saying the wildest shit I can think of and thats what you’re here for”
I have mixed feelings about Dave Chappelle because I genuinely believe in inclusivity which unfortunately includes having jokes made about you (which some communities do not appreciate) but he just did too much and it crossed a line into feeling like bullying behavior so I dont fuck with him at all anymore.
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 4 months ago:
He has always been a FAR better writer than a performer.
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 4 months ago:
But thats just it and what most professional comedians are talking about. They dont want you to be genuinely offended or upset, but if you go to a comedy show or watch a 60 minute special. You laugh at 55 minutes but get offended at the 5 that are about a topic YOU are sensitive about, that 5 minutes wasnt all of a sudden serious statements meant to be taken seriously. It was all jokes. They dont owe anyone an apology because they didnt like parts of their work. They KNOW that not everything is going to land for everyone. If 90% of the audience are laughing, you are killing it.
- Comment on If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today, would not the 70s car win out since it would primarily be metal? If so why don't people buy more 70's cars? 4 months ago:
The sad thing is how good some of those family cars that were so god damn pedestrian 20 years ago are now.
I drove one of the v6 Camrys with the 8 speed… 300hp and half a second faster over the quarter than the gt86… Sure its not manual.and isnt rwd but for a daily… it fucking slapped. “iT cAnT dRiFt” yeah I’m a 40yo man with two kids seats in the back, I’m not trying to tackle Mt Akina.
- Comment on If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today, would not the 70s car win out since it would primarily be metal? If so why don't people buy more 70's cars? 4 months ago:
Why arent people buying more cars from the 70s?
Parts and servicing is a big problem now. A lot of shops wont touch anything they cant plug a diagnostic computer into.
Some parts are made of unobtanium and require complex workarounds or paying through the nose for parts.
- Comment on If I got in a collision with a car from the 70s with a car today, would not the 70s car win out since it would primarily be metal? If so why don't people buy more 70's cars? 4 months ago:
I think thats partly because of the 80s and 90s when unibody manufacturing became very commonplace but powered everything and tons of tech wasnt commonplace yet.
People just assume cars kept getting lighter.
- Comment on Happy Loser Celebration Day! 4 months ago:
The guy was a flog, the killdozer was cool. Same as those 2 guys who made armored suits and robbed the bank leading to a 45 minute shootout in LA. Assholes sure, but ok… pretty epic at the same time.
- Comment on 7 words you can’t say, then and now 4 months ago:
Leary is a below average comic but I think he is an excellent performer, dude had talent and presence, still does but he stole jokes to get there which means he is permanently a douchebag as far as comics go.
- Comment on I started playing WH40k Rogue Trader and I'm digging it, but I know virtually nothing of Warhammer. Any super basic world info I should know going in? 5 months ago:
I really enjoyed doing a Cain novel, then a Gaunts Ghosts novel, then a Cain novel and so on.
- Comment on I started playing WH40k Rogue Trader and I'm digging it, but I know virtually nothing of Warhammer. Any super basic world info I should know going in? 5 months ago:
Quite quickly?
I would say with almost unseemly haste
- Comment on I started playing WH40k Rogue Trader and I'm digging it, but I know virtually nothing of Warhammer. Any super basic world info I should know going in? 5 months ago:
Sharpens Shovel
- Comment on Dumb glasses 5 months ago:
Or at least go full fucking Orwell with it and let me see the benefits.
Every fucking night someones shithead kids are out breaking into and stealing cars in my neighbourhood and every fucking day I have to dodge unregistered dirt bikes and unrestricted E-bikes on the roads just trying to go to work and do groceries like a regular boring asshole who has to obey all the fucking rules because if I beat the fuck out of the cunt in my driveway trying to get into my car and possibly steal it I’ll catch charges and if I dont pay all the registration costs, insurances and drive exactly as I’m told the government will destroy my livelihood.
Do something about the brainless fucks that cant live in a society FIRST and maybe I’ll complain less about the surveillance state.
- Comment on Is there any good laptop cleaners so I can set it to max settings and get rid of bloware that are free? 5 months ago:
TBH its probably been close to that since I used it. Shame, It used to be a solid tool.
- Comment on Is there any good laptop cleaners so I can set it to max settings and get rid of bloware that are free? 5 months ago:
Piggybacking off this, is Ccleaner still any good?
- Comment on Streaming didnt exist in 1970 5 months ago:
I know its a bit off topic but at least in Australia all the free to air channels have their own app and if you have them all its a not insignificant selection.