Lawful good and neutral good are the ONLY acceptable anwers
Which one are you?
Submitted 2 months ago by marighost@piefed.social to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Enkrod@feddit.org 2 months ago
Carrolade@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chaotic good is fine if you don’t launch it too hard. It’s enjoyable to put barely enough force in so that it just slides into the cart in front of it.
It’s like bowling.
Just don’t launch it from far away, otherwise it could veer into someone’s car. Which would be caught on camera, incidentally.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
…or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.
In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.
s12@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
But you’d still have to go up to the trolley to get your pound back.
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s wrong with true neutral?
Enkrod@feddit.org 2 months ago
The societal acquiescence of the existence of poverty.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chaotic Good. Though more often I’m a “ride-it-into-the-corral” guy.
s12@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Disagree with these, except maybe LG, LE, NE, and CE.
Neutral good: Given directly to the next customer.
Chaotic good: Given to the poor.
Lawful neutral: Returned to a corral.
True neutral: Given to a staff member.
Chaotic neutral: Returned to another store.Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’m “got the coin back that I put in the cart when I got it”.
Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Yeah, this is a rather US-specific meme…
nieminen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In the US. I know exactly one store with the coin system. I love Aldi.
jqubed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spent the past couple weeks in France visiting my wife’s family, and was surprised that most of the stores had the coin locks but were not using them, as in they had all been disconnected so you didn’t need to use a coin to release them. I think the only store we needed coins at was E.Leclerc.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
True neutral implies you took it from the homeless and are giving it back to them.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The true neutral taketh, and giveth back
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The lowly shopping cart is the only appliance that can absorb my gathered rage as I launch it full speed into its brethren
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What alignment are you if you just take it home?
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
True neutral
Returned to the poor
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I used to do it with my car. Late at night, after store is closed, go to local supermarket, find unreturned trolleys, square them up with my car, line myself up, and push them along the car park like I was competing in some urban form of Curling.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What’s zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Karma is typically connected to Lawful Neutral.
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t see what you’re talking about, zip tie or poorly parked SUV
ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OP is saying that they like to zip-tie the cart, not that it’s in any of the images; and they’re asking what alignment that would fall under.
jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
I rarely use a cart anymore because I do more frequent, shorter, trips and just bring a tote bag. But the other day I went with someone to a store and we used a cart. I returned it to the cart return place and she was like “good. You can learn a lot about someone by what they do with the cart”
Steve@startrek.website 2 months ago
I ride the cart to the corral, stepping off at the last minute such that I stop while the cart reaches warp 1 and makes the loudest noise possible.
I’m 40.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Chaotic Good baby, love when the parking lot around the corral is vacant so I can go for distance without risking hitting anyone.
sartalon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So Neutral Evil just means lazy bitch-ass trash?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Golden corral
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some of the returns sound like you took it from there in the first place. Return to the poor? Did you take it from them? Return to a culvert? Did you find it in a ditch and then take it shopping??
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Where does “slammed into someone’s car” fall?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chaotic evil is resting the cart on a very slight incline that will cause it to careen into someone a few seconds after it is unattended.
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m usually lawful good or neutral good, but I’ve been lawful evil or chaotic neutral when there are no corrals and there is no space between cars in the parking so I would need to go around the entire parking back into the store. I do this in protest of them preferring to have a few more parking slots than putting in a corral.
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
ive seen one’s that add a cart on that, you add the basket in the frame, boom smol cart.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I think I’m the Lawful Good. Sorry.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This is one template I’m down to bring back
Delphia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wherw would “Cable tied it to the doorhandle of a car parked like an asshole.” Sit?
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shopping trolleys are a rich source of materials for the aspiring welding fabricator. Road signs can also be good but they get banged around.
Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I’m solidly neutral good, but have occasional deviations into lawful good and chaotic good territory.
jqubed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, normally Neutral Good but will go Chaotic Good if the corral is empty or pretty much empty. I’m lawful good if I only have a free things or there is no corral, but in those cases I try to avoid bringing the cart back to the car.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 months ago
What about “didn’t use a cart in the first place”, or “brought own cart”?
Tracaine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I zip tie them to people’s door handles.
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 2 months ago
Lawful Good
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Die Gittertiere scheinen komplexe ethisch Systeme zu entwickeln. !gittertiere@feddit.org
Widdershins@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What would “return to corral and flip it over” fall under?
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Years ago, my mate and I stole one, took it into the forest, and used it as a grill during the summer. Which alignment does that make us?
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chaotic Neutral, you still technically returned it to nature
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 months ago
Im a “brought my own bag, and then put stuff in it at the store, unloaded it to scan and put it back into the bag after checkout” :3
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Dam I’d need a Bag of Holding
seekpie@lemmy.seekpie.nohost.me 2 months ago
Where I live, I scan the items with my phone and put them straight into my own bag, then at the self-checkout I just scan the QR and pay through the app.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
That’s ingenious.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Don’t have to carry the bag around if you use the cart. Less effort
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 2 months ago
As far as I know none of the stores in my town even have shopping carts tbf. I’d have to go shop in the city if I wanted to use one hah