spankinspinach

@spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay. I'm fixed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mandatory just means deferred meal 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what is the equivalent of somatic exercises for the mind?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll add to your last point, significant time in nature. I find many city folks don’t know how therapeutic this can be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pass⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lettuce pray for my running habit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower. I hate the wet place⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My trick is that drugs are the only thing that works. Even complete exhaustion let’s me ponder that for a few hours before sleep 🙃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨plump pumkins⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unforeseen twist: Earth 2.0 is a pumpkin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ANTI PEE PAINT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or better yet, directly onto the ground beside the wall…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eel butts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m getting"If you’re not sure, call IKEA’s help center and one of our friendly associates will help you to set up your new furniture in no time!" vibes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a sight to behold⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so that’s why scrubs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now kiss⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that’s rhe most incredible thing I’ve read today. The fact he lived after that dosage of radiation is stunning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arborholing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t remember where, but I read recently that the pace of Amazon destruction was noted to be slowing recently. Maybe cbc.ca. It stuck with me cuz I literally thought “oh finally a nice piece of news in this desperate wasteland”. Granted, things aren’t looking great, but dare we hope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arborholing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They also nurse their sick and keep stumps from dying - from The Secret Life of Trees, which also supports your comments

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pants too!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really don’t know how to interpret the last sentence. The meaning is clear, but the implications are… I wanna go with fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly Bizarre⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Mushroom is taking the slow play, and frankly, it’s impressive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bargain⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha fair enough, I was just being dramatic! Love me some tasty breads

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bargain⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they’re more on theme for being more heavily processed than your standard HIGH QUALITY breads. Ick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god oh fuck⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad I could help!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god oh fuck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this is an old one. IIRC, the lady holding it didn’t know it was dangerous, just thought it was adorable, then when she posted it and ppl told her, she explained she had a meltdown at how wildly dangerous that situation was and she had no idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk in a new controversy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Should be this guy :)

  !dadjokes@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk in a new controversy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This belongs in dad jokes. Exceptional daddery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giving good Hedera⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like that they will be shoot on sight. It sounds like they will be frustrated if they’re seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imperial Wastes So Much Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Now hear me out: Kelvingrams. If you can have an absolute coldest, maybe an absolute heaviest!

  I don’t think this is how physics works but it sounded fun…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We keep the entomologists in the basement.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I admire this guy’s dropping an ant fact like this and then refusing to elaborate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accessibility is important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t feel that removing the “of Spiderman” was necessary here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨observes your slit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure about this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨observes your slit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In fairness, there was a whole Journey song about it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spidermanpointing.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist, they’re actually terrifying predators and he’s wearing a wasp’s skin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What goes here?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I gotta be honest I got a lot more amusement out of this post than expected. Well played OP, well played

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨winter fans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen the sunset at 330pm where I live. Absolute bullshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Good Genes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a study for you. Crabby Back: An Exploratory Investigation of Perceived Dorsal Pain in Crustaceans