spankinspinach
@spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on plump pumkins 3 days ago:
Unforeseen twist: Earth 2.0 is a pumpkin.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 3 days ago:
Or better yet, directly onto the ground beside the wall…
- Comment on eel butts 4 days ago:
I’m getting"If you’re not sure, call IKEA’s help center and one of our friendly associates will help you to set up your new furniture in no time!" vibes
- Comment on a sight to behold 5 days ago:
Ah, so that’s why scrubs
- Comment on Now kiss 5 days ago:
Well, that’s rhe most incredible thing I’ve read today. The fact he lived after that dosage of radiation is stunning
- Comment on arborholing 1 week ago:
I can’t remember where, but I read recently that the pace of Amazon destruction was noted to be slowing recently. Maybe cbc.ca. It stuck with me cuz I literally thought “oh finally a nice piece of news in this desperate wasteland”. Granted, things aren’t looking great, but dare we hope
- Comment on arborholing 1 week ago:
They also nurse their sick and keep stumps from dying - from The Secret Life of Trees, which also supports your comments
- Comment on Pants too! 1 week ago:
I really don’t know how to interpret the last sentence. The meaning is clear, but the implications are… I wanna go with fun
- Comment on Honestly Bizarre 1 week ago:
Big Mushroom is taking the slow play, and frankly, it’s impressive
- Comment on Bargain 1 week ago:
Haha fair enough, I was just being dramatic! Love me some tasty breads
- Comment on Bargain 1 week ago:
And they’re more on theme for being more heavily processed than your standard HIGH QUALITY breads. Ick
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 2 weeks ago:
Glad I could help!
- Comment on Oh god oh fuck 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, this is an old one. IIRC, the lady holding it didn’t know it was dangerous, just thought it was adorable, then when she posted it and ppl told her, she explained she had a meltdown at how wildly dangerous that situation was and she had no idea
- Comment on Elon Musk in a new controversy? 3 weeks ago:
Should be this guy :)
!dadjokes@lemmy.world
- Comment on Elon Musk in a new controversy? 3 weeks ago:
This belongs in dad jokes. Exceptional daddery
- Comment on Giving good Hedera 3 weeks ago:
🙏
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
I like that they will be shoot on sight. It sounds like they will be frustrated if they’re seen
- Comment on Imperial Wastes So Much Time 4 weeks ago:
Now hear me out: Kelvingrams. If you can have an absolute coldest, maybe an absolute heaviest!
I don’t think this is how physics works but it sounded fun…
- Comment on We keep the entomologists in the basement. 1 month ago:
I admire this guy’s dropping an ant fact like this and then refusing to elaborate
- Comment on Accessibility is important 1 month ago:
I don’t feel that removing the “of Spiderman” was necessary here
- Comment on observes your slit 1 month ago:
I’m not sure about this
- Comment on observes your slit 1 month ago:
In fairness, there was a whole Journey song about it
- Comment on spidermanpointing.jpg 1 month ago:
Plot twist, they’re actually terrifying predators and he’s wearing a wasp’s skin
- Comment on What goes here? 1 month ago:
I gotta be honest I got a lot more amusement out of this post than expected. Well played OP, well played
- Comment on winter fans 1 month ago:
I’ve seen the sunset at 330pm where I live. Absolute bullshit
- Comment on The Good Genes 1 month ago:
There’s a study for you. Crabby Back: An Exploratory Investigation of Perceived Dorsal Pain in Crustaceans
- Comment on All while the skeletal, crumbling, dusty bones of an econ major pulls business backwards into hell. 1 month ago:
Notably, an esthetically pleasing line!
- Comment on Oh yes it will 2 months ago:
😳… 😮?
- Comment on 🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶 2 months ago:
Post nut clarity ftw!
- Comment on Every dam time 2 months ago:
Societal regression is pulling us back to the 90s/early aughts? I can work with this