Why not both?
Durability of children
Submitted 1 month ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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subterfuge@lemmy.world 1 month ago
modifier@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Yeah in my experience it is both with both. Tire them out by throwing them around and then snuggle up.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Kissing your son is gay
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You… Realize the logical extension of this is that kissing your daughter is incest, right?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
I hope you will never have kids
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Even if it is, it won’t change their sexuality one bit. Maybe more open minded. Did your dad ever kiss you?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Once met a dad who treated his daughter like #2, she was a little badass. Hope she’s a grown-up badass now.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, there’s no real reason not to… Unless they don’t like that sort of treatment.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She fuckin’ loved it. He was just launching her all over the place. At one point I saw her skin the heck out of her knee; she just picked out the big hunks of gravel and kept on going.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Both with my daughter, but never goong quite as far as swinging her around by one limb. Just flopping her over my shoulder like she’s a sack of potatoes, then holding her ankles and dangling her upside down against my back. She loves it.
deathbird@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I think he’s doing tricep extensions.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Buster Keaton’s parente used to launch him off the stage and into the audience as the “indestructible child”
TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
See, and look how he turned out!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know who Buster Keaton is…I assume some kind of professional mosh pitter, and stage diver?
Cargon@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Durability of Children sounds like it would be a book in The Culture scifi series.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
“Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at level 7”
Lesrid@lemm.ee 1 month ago
And now for the burn test
twinnie@feddit.uk 1 month ago
My daughter’s #2. She’s also trying to do ballet in a pink dress right now.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Is it me or does the “son” in the lower picture have pigtails? Not that that couldn’t be a thing, but, are these both these people’s daughters?
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Dads are definitely like this with both
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My 10 year old gets the full throws and body slams onto the couch, the baby gets the guided tosses. In water though…you better hold your nose, your gonna find out how we played in the 90s after watching WWF hopped up on Surge and Kid Cuisine.