Why not both?
Durability of children
Submitted 2 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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subterfuge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
modifier@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yeah in my experience it is both with both. Tire them out by throwing them around and then snuggle up.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Kissing your son is gay
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You… Realize the logical extension of this is that kissing your daughter is incest, right?
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 months ago
I hope you will never have kids
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Even if it is, it won’t change their sexuality one bit. Maybe more open minded. Did your dad ever kiss you?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Once met a dad who treated his daughter like #2, she was a little badass. Hope she’s a grown-up badass now.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, there’s no real reason not to… Unless they don’t like that sort of treatment.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She fuckin’ loved it. He was just launching her all over the place. At one point I saw her skin the heck out of her knee; she just picked out the big hunks of gravel and kept on going.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Both with my daughter, but never goong quite as far as swinging her around by one limb. Just flopping her over my shoulder like she’s a sack of potatoes, then holding her ankles and dangling her upside down against my back. She loves it.
deathbird@mander.xyz 2 months ago
I think he’s doing tricep extensions.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Buster Keaton’s parente used to launch him off the stage and into the audience as the “indestructible child”
TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
See, and look how he turned out!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know who Buster Keaton is…I assume some kind of professional mosh pitter, and stage diver?
Cargon@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Durability of Children sounds like it would be a book in The Culture scifi series.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
“Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at level 7”
Lesrid@lemm.ee 2 months ago
And now for the burn test
twinnie@feddit.uk 2 months ago
My daughter’s #2. She’s also trying to do ballet in a pink dress right now.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Is it me or does the “son” in the lower picture have pigtails? Not that that couldn’t be a thing, but, are these both these people’s daughters?
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Dads are definitely like this with both
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 months ago
My 10 year old gets the full throws and body slams onto the couch, the baby gets the guided tosses. In water though…you better hold your nose, your gonna find out how we played in the 90s after watching WWF hopped up on Surge and Kid Cuisine.