Durability of children

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• RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dads are definitely like this with both

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  • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My 10 year old gets the full throws and body slams onto the couch, the baby gets the guided tosses. In water though…you better hold your nose, your gonna find out how we played in the 90s after watching WWF hopped up on Surge and Kid Cuisine.

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• subterfuge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why not both?

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  • modifier@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah in my experience it is both with both. Tire them out by throwing them around and then snuggle up.

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  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Kissing your son is gay

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    • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You… Realize the logical extension of this is that kissing your daughter is incest, right?

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    • logos@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You forgot your /s

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I hope you will never have kids

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Even if it is, it won’t change their sexuality one bit. Maybe more open minded. Did your dad ever kiss you?

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Once met a dad who treated his daughter like #2, she was a little badass. Hope she’s a grown-up badass now.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, there’s no real reason not to… Unless they don’t like that sort of treatment.

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      She fuckin’ loved it. He was just launching her all over the place. At one point I saw her skin the heck out of her knee; she just picked out the big hunks of gravel and kept on going.

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Both with my daughter, but never goong quite as far as swinging her around by one limb. Just flopping her over my shoulder like she’s a sack of potatoes, then holding her ankles and dangling her upside down against my back. She loves it.

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  • deathbird@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think he’s doing tricep extensions.

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• Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Buster Keaton’s parente used to launch him off the stage and into the audience as the “indestructible child”

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  • TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    See, and look how he turned out!

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t know who Buster Keaton is…I assume some kind of professional mosh pitter, and stage diver?

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• Cargon@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Durability of Children sounds like it would be a book in The Culture scifi series.

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  • isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Scratches at level 6, with deeper grooves at level 7”

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    • Lesrid@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And now for the burn test

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• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is it me or does the “son” in the lower picture have pigtails? Not that that couldn’t be a thing, but, are these both these people’s daughters?

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• twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My daughter’s #2. She’s also trying to do ballet in a pink dress right now.

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