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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Surely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?

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  • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What else is there to do for fun??

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I lay in your mom’s yeast roll

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You are what you eat.

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• couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way

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• Ephera@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  On a definitely related note, I’ve recently been thinking it’s wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.

  In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.

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  • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…

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    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That sounds fucking disgusting

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    • match@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      worldwide astroturf

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  • propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Asphalt and concrete roads are both just elaborate gravel roads

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• RedBauble@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does this mean a hotdog is positevely invariant?

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• zerofk@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yes I’m a hot dawg for sure.

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• CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Negative, i am haggis

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  • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am a meat popsicle.

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• Illogicalbit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We’re made out of meat?

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  • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Both correct.

      Also, there are four lights.

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  • LuckyJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shh! Not so loud. You’ll spook the neighbours.

    They’re made out of meat

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My favorite version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe we’re a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it’s not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take

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  • tfowinder@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your take is shit!

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.

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  • logicbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn’t be a string of hot dogs.

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    • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t know if they’re dogs, but they’re definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=>

      3=\\\\'===>

      3===\\\\'=> -.

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• anhkagi@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  a hotdog isn’t just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho

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• Prox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌

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  • draconik@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself

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• winkly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s hotdogs all the way down

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• propter_hog@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Only after you wrap yourself in a bread blanket

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• chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this is what ancient greek philosophy is actually like

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• ApeNo1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh hotdog, you completo me.

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• Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst

  hot dogs don’t have casings

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• FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sausage in - sausage out

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• frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  this is like some wacky epiphany I’d have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Philosophy memes

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