moosetwin
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
moved from lemmy.world
- Comment on Uninvited pool guest 5 days ago:
I like the mental image the title gave me
- Comment on Uninvited pool guest 5 days ago:
I’m a cis/bisexual man and I got the hots for him
- Comment on Birds of peace 1 week ago:
for me it’s more like
- pelican mouth is weird
- I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
- reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
- that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote
- I wish I had some movie popcorn
- I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
- this must be how the pelicans feel
- pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken
to outside observers it looks completely random but it’s all vaguely connected
- Comment on Kirkland strong 1 week ago:
This post sponsored by Target. Shop clothing, with a smile!
- Comment on Guess I'll just die 2 weeks ago:
sounds more like cartography students to me
- Comment on Tweet Dreams 2 weeks ago:
Tweet Dreams sounds like it’d be the title for one of the onion’s political comics
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 2 weeks ago:
georgia georg is an outlier and should not have been labeled
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 2 weeks ago:
at least new york is mostly recognizable, proving that we’re one of the least american states
- Comment on Unsolicited. 2 weeks ago:
not sure this is a science meme, seems more like a sexual harassment meme… oh wait 🥲
- Comment on Go on, keep them. 2 weeks ago:
Sea crits? Sounds like a job for the Neon Annihilatior.
- Comment on 🤝🤝🤝 2 weeks ago:
whatever it takes
- Comment on Any ideas as to why they choose a dinosaur symbol to tell you this? 3 weeks ago:
I was right for the wrong reasons, I was thinking of chickens
- Comment on Bonk. 3 weeks ago:
the diagram looks like the person is trying to pull an apple out of its nose
- Comment on Any ideas as to why they choose a dinosaur symbol to tell you this? 3 weeks ago:
some* dinosaurs predate the invention of the internet
also the desert is a remote location less likely to get a signal
- Comment on why can't you be more like him 3 weeks ago:
because I’m not a chemist ??? obviously
- Comment on Caption this. 4 weeks ago:
manmade horrors within my comprehension
- Comment on Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button 4 weeks ago:
I agree, they should be more like me and use their brain to cook the planet
- Comment on The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made 4 weeks ago:
one of the preset builds do!
- Comment on Is it normal for young teenagers to snore ? 4 weeks ago:
I snore but I have sleep apnea, maybe get that checked if you also have poor sleep
- Comment on It must be done. 5 weeks ago:
yea
- Comment on Hand cranked and twisted 5 weeks ago:
my reading comprehension is an anvil
- Comment on Hand cranked and twisted 5 weeks ago:
Yes, it’s quite queer indeed.
- Comment on PSA on privuhcy 5 weeks ago:
hey you, yeah you, you’re finally awake
- Comment on foam football 5 weeks ago:
already tried, I think they put something in them to make it taste horrible, similar to the switch cartridges
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 5 weeks ago:
gotta peel it first
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 5 weeks ago:
hell yeah get me some munchies man
- Comment on Zuck's true form 1 month ago:
if not friend then why friend shaped
- Comment on Blunthead Slug 1 month ago:
soggy vine looking ass
- Comment on Don't ignore me m'fer 1 month ago:
- Comment on It really works! 1 month ago:
onionization achieved
