moosetwin

@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any ideas as to why they choose a dinosaur symbol to tell you this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was right for the wrong reasons, I was thinking of chickens

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonk.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the diagram looks like the person is trying to pull an apple out of its nose

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any ideas as to why they choose a dinosaur symbol to tell you this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  some* dinosaurs predate the invention of the internet

  also the desert is a remote location less likely to get a signal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why can't you be more like him⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  because I’m not a chemist ??? obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  manmade horrors within my comprehension

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree, they should be more like me and use their brain to cook the planet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  one of the preset builds do!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal for young teenagers to snore ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I snore but I have sleep apnea, maybe get that checked if you also have poor sleep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It must be done.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yea

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand cranked and twisted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my reading comprehension is an anvil

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hand cranked and twisted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it’s quite queer indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA on privuhcy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hey you, yeah you, you’re finally awake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨foam football⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  already tried, I think they put something in them to make it taste horrible, similar to the switch cartridges

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody gets one [choose wisely]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  gotta peel it first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody gets one [choose wisely]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hell yeah get me some munchies man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zuck's true form⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if not friend then why friend shaped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blunthead Slug⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  soggy vine looking ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't ignore me m'fer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  give me the oats

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  bring back old memes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really works!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  onionization achieved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the cure to male loneliness shitposting?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are dozens of us, dozens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in the field

  Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signs that rhyme⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Z, I see, the Z shed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's just science⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it’s not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women come, women go⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  son, I’m gonna blow (and then act like I don’t know no body)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the field of frolickology is very vast⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  balloon bop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this how dougdoug rolls in the big bucks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cold Take has a counterargument video if anyone actually cares enough to take this seriously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If this seems exaggerated to you then you haven't worked in IT long enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  AI generated, look at that keyboard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  mentlegen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fundamentally unserious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  please mark this as nsfw, I was under the sea and my pet snail walked in, now there’s a whole snail trail masturbati