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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The elites don’t want you to know this but the waxwing birds at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 458 waxwing birds.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seems weird to brag about everything you own being covered in bird poop

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      • probablymissing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        it’s an anti-theft system.

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  • wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This seems to be and old hoax / fake news photo. Only one bird survived the ethanol poisoning from the fruits.

    fakenews.pl/…/waxwings-visible-in-the-photo-are-d…

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    • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      From the Summary of the article you linked (emphasis mine):

      A photo of waxwings, which became popular in the Polish Internet space, shows dead birds that died as a result of a collision with a bus shelter in Ukraine. Their arrangement indicates that they flew in a compact formation. Therefore, it is unlikely that the collision occurred as a result of coordination disorders after ingesting alcohol.

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      • wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        True, I mixed that up after reading the article because I dug into birds and ethanol poisoning and by the time I posted the comment I had forgotten, that the birds from the photo were unrelated to ethanol poisoning.

        Thanks for pointing that out. I added misinformation on top of a good source. 😅

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    • mapu@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do look up kererū thoigh, real birds that do this every summer in New Zealand x)

      www.nzherald.co.nz/…/PLJ7VXPXRSRDVFENWEDBCHA4TU/

      Wonderful behaviours survive evolution without natutal predators

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Also wasps.

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      • wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, the birds on Aotearoa truly are a special kind of funny. xD

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I reject your reality and accept OP’s reality - where these birds are alive and happily drunk. Sorry, but that’s just the world we live in now.

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      • wissenisstmacht@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ignorance is Strength

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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh sure, they’re allowed to get drunk in public and pass out on the sidewalk, but when I do it it’s a misdemeanor 🫩

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your to large to be collected and put somewhere safe.

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      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Theirs a safe spot right over they’re!

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      • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I heard yo mama is too large to be collected and put somewhere safe

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Their genitals aren’t exposed like yours was.

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh to be a waxwing bird absolutely zonked on the sidewalk

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean…take away the bird part, and you have my teenage years to early 20s.

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      • Klear@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Are you waxwing nostalgic?

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    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t let your dreams be dreams 🥴

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  • quandang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re not drunk, they’re just dead

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re pining for the Fjords

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    • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are drunk, fermented fruit do have Alcohol and it affect animals too ofc

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      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They’re not drunk, they’re just dead

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      • probablymissing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        a comment above you says otherwise

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I used to have a couple of pear trees in the yard of my old house, and I learned to pick up any fruit that fell on the ground. If I didn’t, the juice would ferment under the skin, and wasps would pierce the skin, drink the juice, and get drunk.

    It turns out that wasps get real belligerent when drunk, and I’d go out to work on my garden and have to run back into the house for cover from some drunken wasp.

    Who would known? Actually, probably everybody. It tracks that wasps would be mean drunks.

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  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh to know what goes through a birds mind when it’s gotten blackout drunk and woke up someplace else. Do you think they sang their ex’s name?

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Spring break

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  • DragonAce@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a huge elderberry tree in my backyard at my old place. There was always a murder of crows, some bluejays, and a couple of fat opossums that would get drunk off of them every year. The crows in particular would become very vocal when drunk. LOL

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How do they not all get eaten by predators?

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Another comment posted a link claiming they’re dead, so probably they do

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Would those be scavengers then?

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      1. in an urban environment, predators are usually more scarce than in rural environments, and the ones that do live in urban areas won’t touch any prey animal if there’s a human nearby.

      2. there are people putting them in safe places, that may include safe from predators too.

      3. A lot of predators are nocturnal (foxes, owls)

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      • DragonAce@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There were coyotes that hunted the bznks of the large creek that ran behind my house. They would often chase prey into the neighborhood, but they would never pursue, they would figure out ways to go around. They also would hunt in packs during the winter and even then. they never came into neighborhoods or yards.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Party animals

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  • Bluewing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everyone just wants to get fucked up.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a kid we had a cherry tree and you’ve never seen so many drunk songbirds smacking into walls.

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  • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me IRL

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