KoboldCoterie

@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who's gonna tell him?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, since nobody’s answered you yet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hostile architecture ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not familiar with nor am I equipped to comment on the natalist PoV, but I will comment on your argument:

  Gun violence isn’t even in the top 10 leading causes of death in the US. You’re more likely to die in an auto accident or to cancer or heart disease or diabetes or a number of other things than due to gun violence. If you’re trying to present a serious argument here, you might want to consider actual statistics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s telling that searching for “Nala bedroom eyes” gets you plenty of screenshots of it immediately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if you just watch the scene that’s linked there it makes it pretty clear. Nick (the fox) is pretending to stalk and kill Judy (the rabbit) by biting her neck. This specific frame is her intentionally over-acting dying after the reveal that it’s fake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They knew what they were up to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This one weird trick Death doesn’t want you to know about!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans are part of the ecosystem.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like shrinking the population would solve the problem, as long as it’s a very specific 10% that was shrunk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jackasses? Sir, that’s just good strategy. What would you do? Bid $650, just to be sportsmanlike? The Price Is Right is serious business, you either go for the throat or you go home empty handed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What should the next President of the United States do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to about say codify laws for them not to be messed with, but even codified laws can still be messed with. There must be a new way to instill laws that not even Congress can touch and fuck with. That no President after this one can touch. That no Supreme Court of any kind can touch.

  This absolutely should not be a thing. Imagine if the founding fathers had done this to codify e.g. slavery in this manner.

  Instead, we have the constitution. The closest thing to what you’re describing is a constitutional amendment. It’s not immutable, though (as evidenced by the fact that a constitutional amendment is a thing that can actually happen).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rushmore⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was so much happier not knowing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rushmore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He should be there watching it happen. Right up close.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rushmore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If anyone put the idea in his head, there is no doubt in my mind he’d try to have himself carved into it. I firmly believe the only reason he hasn’t is because he hasn’t remembered it exists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just keeping my buoyancy in check.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, but how does it work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get it Mildred⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least the job comes with perks. Closers get coffee, or so I hear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a place you can gamble on if it rains tomorrow?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Closest thing you’ll find is likely to be prediction markets, but “whether it rains tomorrow” isn’t something that would be available unless it’s in the form of “Will X event be rescheduled due to rain?” or similar more boolean things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spend the year making yourself indispensable (even if that involves writing code no one else can maintain, keeping your reports and files in an organization structure only you understand, making sure clients value you over the company, whatever’s appropriate for your position). Also, beef up your resume, get it out there, start ‘passively’ job searching. Then, when review time comes up, you quantify all of the lost perks, and demand that amount as a minimum raise. If they don’t agree, you quit on the spot.

  If you followed step 1 closely enough, they may want to prevent you from leaving (ideal) or try to hire you back, at which point you can start making salary demands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He might have felt pressure to keep up with your dad due to just meeting them / wanting to make a good impression, and not realized how drunk he was getting. Doesn’t excuse his actions in the least, but might help contextualize them… given it doesn’t sound like this is something he would normally do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The REAL news⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they’re trying to. They aren’t fighting, they’re just trying to tear it in two so they can both take it to their respective families.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Journalists convinced a AI Vending Machine Things to give them free stuff like a PS5⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe AI isn’t so bad after all. In fact, they should implement this in more locations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm losing.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would have !the_pack@lemmy.world vibes IF IT WASN’T SO QUIET.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not even gay⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If what Jesus did or did not say is different depending on what religion you subscribe to, you’d think we could then make the logical conclusion that some portion of what we ascribe to Jesus was not actually what he said, and vice versa…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do what one must!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please do not the gators. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lol, lmao even.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The word ‘intelligence’ doing a lot of heavy lifting in that headline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The cargo company should be prosecuted for littering. Unless they can convince some benevolent locals to go help them clean up the spill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like I will want to live completely alone in the nature at a future time in my life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people definitely do want to, and in fact do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The NFL just needs to invent a peace prize and present it to Trump, then he’ll immediately change his tune and start insisting that FIFA changes their terminology to Soccer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still looking for the right community for this meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All complaints about the message aside, you’re misusing the meme format.

  It should be ‘uneducated people making vaccine policy’ on the red pill and ‘big pharma making vaccine policy’ on the blue pill on the first image; uneducated people making gun policy on the red pill and gun industry making gun policy on the blue pill on the second. You’re supposed to put opposing choices on opposing pills. It makes no sense the way you have it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An unsettling indie game about horses keeps getting banned from stores⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Whether they’re surprised or not, going public with it was a good marketing ploy because I never would have known about the game if they hadn’t, and I bought it. I’m sure many more of their sales can be attributed to the same.