Scott_of_the_Arctic
@Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
- Comment on Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap. 3 days ago:
You can tell by the direction of the thumbs.
- Comment on Too pretty to eat 1 week ago:
I’m not saying op should have drawn it by hand. I’m saying he should have made a triceramisu and taken a photo.
- Comment on Too pretty to eat 1 week ago:
Slop
- Comment on Don't forget! 3 weeks ago:
It’s always mango season when all your fruit is shipped in from Ghana.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 3 weeks ago:
The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.
- Comment on Although i love it 3 weeks ago:
What about surströmming?
- Comment on Although i love it 3 weeks ago:
Actually what is sold as anchovies (ansjos) in Norway are sprats and don’t even taste similar to anchovies. I’ve only rarely seen actual anchovies in the shop and it’s usually in an international food shop. Anchovies are delicious on pizza.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 3 weeks ago:
That’s actually a pretty nice fork.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 3 weeks ago:
I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.
- Comment on Me want cookie 5 weeks ago:
My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.
She then says something like “do you want a cookie, cookie monster?”
I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) “me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!” And start enthusiastically eating her out.
Just something to consider.
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 month ago:
Pretty likely. The chances of getting assassinated are essentially dependent on two things:
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how easy would it be
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how many people want to make it happen
I believe that there’s enough of the second to more than compensate for the first.
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?
- Comment on Anon finds a hut 1 month ago:
Would be worse to wake up and see your own portrait added to the wall.
- Comment on We are so cooked 1 month ago:
Pesticides, same as always.
- Comment on Rocky rock rocking 1 month ago:
It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 1 month ago:
A pen.
- Comment on pain plant 1 month ago:
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 1 month ago:
A lady from the English county of Essex.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 1 month ago:
Damn! I must be a massive queen then.
- Comment on Sounds logical to me 1 month ago:
That is the standard definition.
- Comment on How likely is the US government going to identify and arrest every online user who have disagreed with the current administration? 2 months ago:
People are getting turned away at the border for having tweets critical to Donald trump (terrorism for some reason). It’s only a matter of time before they start making lists of people inside the states as well.
- Comment on Fucking hell 2 months ago:
That’s actually happened a couple of times in Denmark (accidentally and after the sketch was released) www.tv2.no/nyheter/utenriks/…/7268663/
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 2 months ago:
Well your kid won’t get citizenship, but you’ll be able to afford to birth them.
- Comment on Dancing in the dawn 2 months ago:
Laughs in Scottish.
- Comment on Ancient problems require modern solutions 2 months ago:
Yay, horizon irl!
- Comment on That explains a lot 2 months ago:
If only it could suck up a few specific people before evaporating itself out of existence.
- Comment on Why Are Conservatives More Susceptible to Believing Lies? 2 months ago:
Because being conservative is directly caused by being a gullible moron.
- Comment on Look at the shitty world sober people have carefully crafted around you. Drugs aren't the problem, they are the solution. 2 months ago:
Can’t really make it worse, at this point.