Scott_of_the_Arctic

@Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tell by the direction of the thumbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too pretty to eat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying op should have drawn it by hand. I’m saying he should have made a triceramisu and taken a photo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too pretty to eat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always mango season when all your fruit is shipped in from Ghana.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The teachers frowned on us saying cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Although i love it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about surströmming?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Although i love it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually what is sold as anchovies (ansjos) in Norway are sprats and don’t even taste similar to anchovies. I’ve only rarely seen actual anchovies in the shop and it’s usually in an international food shop. Anchovies are delicious on pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually a pretty nice fork.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me want cookie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My partner likes it when I dress in a blue fur suit and start talking like cookie monster.

  She then says something like “do you want a cookie, cookie monster?”

  I then say (again, in the voice of cookie monster) “me not a cookie monster. Me a pussy monster!” And start enthusiastically eating her out.

  Just something to consider.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty likely. The chances of getting assassinated are essentially dependent on two things:

  1. how easy would it be

  2. how many people want to make it happen

  I believe that there’s enough of the second to more than compensate for the first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s spelled Elon Musk actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I really like those games. I just don’t want to be a character in them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah! Thank god that isn’t a thing! Also does anyone have the blueprints for tearblast arrows?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a hut⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would be worse to wake up and see your own portrait added to the wall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so cooked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pesticides, same as always.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A pen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds logical to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A lady from the English county of Essex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds logical to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds logical to me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That is the standard definition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is the US government going to identify and arrest every online user who have disagreed with the current administration?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People are getting turned away at the border for having tweets critical to Donald trump (terrorism for some reason). It’s only a matter of time before they start making lists of people inside the states as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually happened a couple of times in Denmark (accidentally and after the sketch was released) www.tv2.no/nyheter/utenriks/…/7268663/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a baby? Use this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well your kid won’t get citizenship, but you’ll be able to afford to birth them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dancing in the dawn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Laughs in Scottish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancient problems require modern solutions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yay, horizon irl!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That explains a lot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If only it could suck up a few specific people before evaporating itself out of existence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Are Conservatives More Susceptible to Believing Lies?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because being conservative is directly caused by being a gullible moron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at the shitty world sober people have carefully crafted around you. Drugs aren't the problem, they are the solution.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t really make it worse, at this point.