chocosoldier
@chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on A simple solution, really 1 week ago:
man you seem tense. you should some self-care, go treat yourself.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
neptune is also cheating. it’s not that blue and never was, it looks basically the same as uranus.
- Comment on observer 👀 observed quantum state 1 week ago:
what the bleep do we know just fucking ruined any chance at lay people understanding dick about quantum physics for at least a generation
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
nah movie reviews have been a thing since forever, before they were online they were on tv and in the newspapers. remember that fuckhead ebert being wrong about everything every single time?
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
bub rotten tomatoes is not a person, they don’t give a shit. me on the other hand, i’m a person who’s hitting that report button cause you’re just being downright hateful and nasty for no good reason.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
treasure planet is a criminally underrated masterpiece of a film with a great deal of heart put into it that i would never for an instant consider describing as “shitty”.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
what a weird comment.
is this supposed to imply i don’t have taste?
should i clap back about how you prefer to let paid shills tell you how and what to think about media?
or should we notice that we’re in a thread about liking bad movies and maybe not make attacks on each others’ character in the most chickenshit-ass sideways manner in the name of defending some corpo website?
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
i don’t bother myself keeping up with what’s “canon” anymore because nearly every screenplay addition to the canon since the OT has been hella stupid, and most of the time retroactively makes the existing story worse. disney’s starting to ramp it up to kingdom hearts levels of convolution and pointless tie-ins that go nowhere but inexplicably contain huge plot points because… money i guess?
the OT is great but star wars as a franchise is generally fucking awful with some good bits here and there.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
rotten tomatoes is the worst indicator of whether a movie is any good, and “critics” are talking out their asses 100% of the time.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
TLJ is easily the best non-OT Star Wars movie.
Most of the whining about it is either shit people made up (Luke drinking milk directly from the alien’s udder and smiling erotically into the camera*), shit they didn’t take two seconds to even try to understand (like how the “Mary Poppins” effect is actually a realistic portrayal of how things move in zero-G vacuum, or how humans don’t just explode in space like they do in shitty B-movies**), or criticisms that could be equally leveled at basically any Star Wars movie (weird pacing, minor plot holes, inconsistent “rule of cool” logic for tech and magic***).
Once the typical reactionary fanboy-didn’t-get-exactly-what-he-expected dies down I think it’ll be recognized as one of the franchise’s higher points. TLJ’s worst sin is being situated between two JJ Abrams hack jobs.
*no I’m not making this up someone unironically described it to me this way with a straight face.
**not making this up either, people i’ve talked to legit seem to think one atmo of negative pressure turns the human body into a meat bomb or something.
***no footnote
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Star Trek IV: The Journey Home is way the hell better than any movie with “IV” in its title has any right to be.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
it’s so much fun watching Kurt Russell clueless-white-guy-ing his way through the plot thinking he’s the hero when he’s the sidekick.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
hot take, almost all of the star wars movies and shows are objectively pretty damn shitty, RoS is just the newest bad movie in a series with far more misses than hits.
why are you high horsing over someone liking a bad movie, from a series of mostly bad movies, in a thread about liking bad movies?
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Starcrash.
The dude playing the emperor was phenomenal, and the effects team were competent as fuck even if the suits couldn’t make a damn choice and stick with it. Plus it has the Hoff.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
I DON’T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
upvote for Mr John Bigbooty
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
upvote for actually understanding the prompt and naming a shitty movie.
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
Rubber is fucking brilliant!
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 2 weeks ago:
All four of the OG Tremors movies kick ass.
- Comment on (・∀・) 3 weeks ago:
my understanding is that when you’re born it’s normal for mom to poop on your head a little bit
- Comment on (・∀・) 3 weeks ago:
wait until this thread learns where humans get their gut biome
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 3 weeks ago:
in addition to the various iterations on “reddit didn’t invent puns”, I think it bears pointing out that this place is a reddit imitator, built to be an alternative to reddit, by and for disaffected redditors, with a userbase comprised of people who either switched from reddit or use them side-by-side. i think you should adjust your expectations.
- Comment on Anon watches It 2 months ago:
ugh, i feel like twice a week im having to tell people “using one hundred percent of your brain is called a fucking seizure”
- Comment on Caption this. 5 months ago:
do i need to be an engineer to tell a child how a bike works?
- Comment on Anon has marital problems 5 months ago:
it’s almost like all the chuds and bigots are emboldened right now, like they just won some kind of major victory. wonder what that could have been.
- Comment on Anon hates smartphones 5 months ago:
ITT awful fucking reasons for “smartphone good”. Fuck smartphones.
- Comment on Anon doesn't want to join the flesh nexus 6 months ago:
SCP-001 When Day Breaks. Fucked me up for weeks. 10/10 excellent story.
- Comment on Anons discuss PC vs console gaming 7 months ago:
Image done, now what?
- Comment on Anons discuss PC vs console gaming 7 months ago:
What side of this debate am I on if I have a dedicated gaming PC that stays plugged into the TV, that I interact with exclusively through a gamepad? Or my buddy who plays Xbox on a monitor at his desk? This isn’t about PC or console, this is about couch vs desk.
- Comment on Anon drinks milk 10 months ago:
this. milk is fucking disgusting.
