Immortality pill and a pill that can kill someone who is immortal (for when I get bored).
I'd also add that
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuuuck immortality, give me neverending youth. I wanna die at some point, but don’t wanna degrade into old, creepy guy.
And one keeping a well over the best by date pill at that.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
There’s not much you can do about the old part, but you definitely don’t have to become creepy.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Put one at each end and spin that Weiner
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you said you wouldn’t talk about amsterdam
rainwall@piefed.social 2 months ago
Seems like you would be okay if you took them in any order, but man would you be pissed in 60 trillion years if they were wrong off the bat.
smh@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
maybe instead of a pill that can kill an immortal you get a pill that can de-immortal an immortal. That way you still get the element of surprise. Everyone likes surprises, right?
Drusas@fedia.io 2 months ago
It would mean more for me to be proud of my dad.
Also, mustard.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I hear you.
You spend your life trying to satisfy the rules of conditional love with nothing but severe negative feedback dotted with moments of seemingly genuine affection… only for it all to be dashed away at the slightest perceived sleight (e.g. you didn’t visit one weekend because you had to juggle your own life).
At this point I’m living with the idea that a form of unconditional love exists deep deep within, but is unable to express itself because it’s overpowered by sheer narcissism (the me me me generation were never taught introspection). Why show pride or affection to your kids when petty jealousy and vindictiveness are the main defining traits of your generation.
I hold onto the good memories as hard as I can (there are quite a few nice ones), but I try not to get my hopes up anymore about the relationship. It is what it is.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I had an old coworker who came from the UK ask me to grab him a burrito bowl one time at work, I askes whag he wanted in it and he said to tell the person to pack it like his wife was going on vacation and was only allowed one bag. That may be sexist/stereotyping and offensive, but I used that line the next time I got a street dog and he knew exactly what I meant.
Pothetato@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does chili count as one thing? And cheese.
Or mayo and relish.
Or mayo and dijon mustard.
Or chipotle mayo and caramelized onions.
Is ketchup sweeter than it used to be? I can’t stand it anymore.
Resplendent606@piefed.social 2 months ago
Ketchup has no place on a hotdog. Mustard is the gold standard. Chili, cheese, dijon, and caramelized onions are all acceptable. Tomatoes, pepperoncini, sauerkraut, and pickles are also OK. I have never heard of mayo on a hotdog, is that a Canadian thing or something? I am thinking Canada because they put it on their fries.
Chicago makes the best hotdog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog
rainwall@piefed.social 2 months ago
Everything is allowed on a hotdog.
Chicago dogs are the best, however.
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ketchup and mustard is kinda nice, sweet chilli is another fun one.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
My favorite part about Chicago being elitist over ketchup is that they add vinegar, sweetness, and tomato to their dogs. If only there was a way to get all that in a single condiment lol
Seattle makes the best dog I’ll die on that hill. Cream cheese, onion, sauerkraut (all optional), an enormous array of do it yourself condiments, and some stoned dude who won’t judge you for having preferences
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
ketchup is as it always was, you grew up and got adult tastes. people who need to slather everything in ketchup haven’t caught up yet.
OpenStars@piefed.social 2 months ago
Sorry we don't offer that here... oh no I mean you can have as much ketchup as you like.
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d take mine with chili and pure satisfaction in life, but that would be redundant so chili alone will suffice.
this@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I wanna add fulfilling work and get me the fuck away from fascism please.
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
sauerkraut and jalapenos
Psythik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Chili (without beans) and cheddar cheese. I’ll miss not having onions but I can live without.
Or mustard and sauerkraut.
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
this thread has far too much ketchup and not nearly enough sauerkraut. everyone goes ga-ga over kimchi (cause asian and therefore exotic) but sauerkraut gets no love smdh.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
relish and a response to tyrannical overreach. but good relish, mind, dill.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You’ll then immediately lose their favor after you put ketchup on a hotdog
whysteria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
onion and mayo :)
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
mayo and mayo
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If the parents are from Chicago then the ketchup explains WHY they’re disappointed
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Mustard and pickle slices for me!
Zier@fedia.io 2 months ago
That's a lot of wieners...
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sausage party, some might say.
kautau@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mustard and chopped onions forever
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
A hotdog with all the toppings I like and a million bucks
subignition@fedia.io 2 months ago
Relish and diced white onion
guber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
two more hotdogs
GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Mayonnaise and sweet relish.
s@piefed.world 2 months ago
Your parents: “We are as proud of you to the same extent that we are proud of ketchup”