Immortality pill and a pill that can kill someone who is immortal (for when I get bored).
I'd also add that
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuuuck immortality, give me neverending youth. I wanna die at some point, but don’t wanna degrade into old, creepy guy.
And one keeping a well over the best by date pill at that.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
There’s not much you can do about the old part, but you definitely don’t have to become creepy.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Put one at each end and spin that Weiner
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you said you wouldn’t talk about amsterdam
rainwall@piefed.social 1 month ago
Seems like you would be okay if you took them in any order, but man would you be pissed in 60 trillion years if they were wrong off the bat.
smh@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
maybe instead of a pill that can kill an immortal you get a pill that can de-immortal an immortal. That way you still get the element of surprise. Everyone likes surprises, right?
Drusas@fedia.io 1 month ago
It would mean more for me to be proud of my dad.
Also, mustard.
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I hear you.
You spend your life trying to satisfy the rules of conditional love with nothing but severe negative feedback dotted with moments of seemingly genuine affection… only for it all to be dashed away at the slightest perceived sleight (e.g. you didn’t visit one weekend because you had to juggle your own life).
At this point I’m living with the idea that a form of unconditional love exists deep deep within, but is unable to express itself because it’s overpowered by sheer narcissism (the me me me generation were never taught introspection). Why show pride or affection to your kids when petty jealousy and vindictiveness are the main defining traits of your generation.
I hold onto the good memories as hard as I can (there are quite a few nice ones), but I try not to get my hopes up anymore about the relationship. It is what it is.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I had an old coworker who came from the UK ask me to grab him a burrito bowl one time at work, I askes whag he wanted in it and he said to tell the person to pack it like his wife was going on vacation and was only allowed one bag. That may be sexist/stereotyping and offensive, but I used that line the next time I got a street dog and he knew exactly what I meant.
Pothetato@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Does chili count as one thing? And cheese.
Or mayo and relish.
Or mayo and dijon mustard.
Or chipotle mayo and caramelized onions.
Is ketchup sweeter than it used to be? I can’t stand it anymore.
Resplendent606@piefed.social 1 month ago
Ketchup has no place on a hotdog. Mustard is the gold standard. Chili, cheese, dijon, and caramelized onions are all acceptable. Tomatoes, pepperoncini, sauerkraut, and pickles are also OK. I have never heard of mayo on a hotdog, is that a Canadian thing or something? I am thinking Canada because they put it on their fries.
Chicago makes the best hotdog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago-style_hot_dog
rainwall@piefed.social 1 month ago
Everything is allowed on a hotdog.
Chicago dogs are the best, however.
snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ketchup and mustard is kinda nice, sweet chilli is another fun one.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
My favorite part about Chicago being elitist over ketchup is that they add vinegar, sweetness, and tomato to their dogs. If only there was a way to get all that in a single condiment lol
Seattle makes the best dog I’ll die on that hill. Cream cheese, onion, sauerkraut (all optional), an enormous array of do it yourself condiments, and some stoned dude who won’t judge you for having preferences
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
ketchup is as it always was, you grew up and got adult tastes. people who need to slather everything in ketchup haven’t caught up yet.
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 month ago
Sorry we don't offer that here... oh no I mean you can have as much ketchup as you like.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d take mine with chili and pure satisfaction in life, but that would be redundant so chili alone will suffice.
this@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I wanna add fulfilling work and get me the fuck away from fascism please.
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
sauerkraut and jalapenos
Psythik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Chili (without beans) and cheddar cheese. I’ll miss not having onions but I can live without.
Or mustard and sauerkraut.
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
this thread has far too much ketchup and not nearly enough sauerkraut. everyone goes ga-ga over kimchi (cause asian and therefore exotic) but sauerkraut gets no love smdh.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
relish and a response to tyrannical overreach. but good relish, mind, dill.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You’ll then immediately lose their favor after you put ketchup on a hotdog
whysteria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
onion and mayo :)
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
mayo and mayo
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If the parents are from Chicago then the ketchup explains WHY they’re disappointed
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Mustard and pickle slices for me!
Zier@fedia.io 1 month ago
That's a lot of wieners...
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sausage party, some might say.
kautau@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mustard and chopped onions forever
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
A hotdog with all the toppings I like and a million bucks
subignition@fedia.io 1 month ago
Relish and diced white onion
guber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
two more hotdogs
GoodTransKitty@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Mayonnaise and sweet relish.
s@piefed.world 1 month ago
Your parents: “We are as proud of you to the same extent that we are proud of ketchup”