monkeyslikebananas2
@monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
- Comment on You just stole equipment from the Community Basketball Center. The cops are investigating. But you out smart them 1 day ago:
Nice tits, bro.
- Comment on People playing loud music on buses could face £100 fine 1 day ago:
I don’t mean shame. I mean irritation. There’s a difference between freeloaders, which isn’t even something you can identify or give a shit about, and an asshole playing loud music or tiktok. Eventually someone will break the silence and/or break their nose.
- Comment on People playing loud music on buses could face £100 fine 1 day ago:
There shouldn’t be a ticket. It should be that the bus doesn’t move until the sound is turned off. It will sort itself out.
- Comment on the chance to do it all over again 1 week ago:
Visit new born me and …
- Comment on A figure in black probably 1 week ago:
I can fix her
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 3 weeks ago:
Nah dubstep
- Comment on PlayStation Reportedly Sending Game Developers Massive Survey With Question Asking About Physical Discs 3 weeks ago:
I mean what’s the point of PlayStation if i can’t buy a physical game?
- Comment on Charlie Kirk in his own words 5 weeks ago:
I like to imagine: What if he was actually assassinated by time travelers? Guy probably caused some serious damage in 2041 and had to be dealt with.
- Comment on Love 1 month ago:
No that’s nonsense, then the beach would be backwards!
- Comment on help i 1 month ago:
Huh. I guess I used to be a glass of water.
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 1 month ago:
It doesn’t feel obvious to you?
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 1 month ago:
The weird thing is that the first 2 seasons were ok. Not great, but ok. this season is very bad. Like they fired the writers and ChatGPT wrote it. The story is nonsense.
- Comment on This homeless character, who doesn't go to the gym and survives on junk food, somehow weights 300lbs of pure muscle 1 month ago:
Um guys come on it is simple. he lives at the gym between seasons.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Yeah I went on a bender in Mexico like 10 years ago and ended a bunch of timelines. My bad.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The thing about quantum immortality is that as you age and you start running out of timelines, the circumstances for you to still be alive get weirder and weirder.
Imagine you are 90 and are about to die in all other timelines and the only way you survive is for aliens to show up with a cure for death.
- Comment on Remember to seal the envelope 2 months ago:
$27.95
- Comment on President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him" 2 months ago:
Maybe if they all happen within a few days then?
- Comment on Time flies 2 months ago:
Oh good so only like 15 years
- Comment on Meme template 2 months ago:
You can’t park there, mate.
- Comment on Choices 2 months ago:
Damn bitch, you live like this?
- Comment on Pizza Party and Casual Fridays 2 months ago:
- Comment on Lightly used phone 2 months ago:
TBF, it may have been broken the first day out of the box.
- Comment on Kernel Anti-Cheat Is an Overreach 3 months ago:
I don’t understand why games don’t just boot off an image if they need kernel access. Just provide and boot up their own kernel and isolate their spyware.
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 3 months ago:
It’s nuts how these “strong” men idolize the biggest fucking losers. They think it will work out for them.
- Comment on Boomers scolding us about how they were able to buy a house working at a gas station... 3 months ago:
Well you see, he can take a loan on the equity, you pay the loan for him and he doesn’t have to pay any where near as much in taxes. You’re just helping out a landlord in need.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
So if he dies from complications, do they put a little ☠️ status?
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Everyone did
- Comment on Prediction vs Reality 3 months ago:
You’re not wrong, that’s literally their goal.
- Comment on Sound of silence 3 months ago:
Nobody wants to listen to your shitty music.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Isn’t that just the meaning of life?
