Randelung

@Randelung@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Mom: Dad! Come help with the kid!

  Dad: I can’t, I have to do data entry!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Americans Fly Economy, They're Actually Paying for Someone Else to Fly Private⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m afraid that fight is lost 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marie Curie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a colleague who knows and told me she doesn’t get sarcasm. The first few weeks were brutal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marie Curie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure some girls I only met once at the end of high school think I took performance enhancing drugs to pass so easily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GPT-5: Overdue, overhyped and underwhelming. And that’s not the worst of it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait for this shitty bubble to burst and having the CS job market recover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexa, how do I remove cooties?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good news, that’s always an option!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastercard release a statement about game stores, payment processors and adult content⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me, the fact that you have to burn down an amazon forest for every transaction kinda matters, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon witnesses excellent security⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Had that discussion before. Was attacked because I use a f&os lib from GitHub instead of a paid and licensed one, the latter somehow meaning it’s error free. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Or at least their usage wasn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nobody in webdev knows what graceful degradation is anymore⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nonono, the JS does the money thing before you get your content fix. It’s by design.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See, I’m no fan of Bitcoin. It’s pure speculation and hardly serves a purpose while burning down a rainforest for every transaction. Also the ledger makes things traceable, so it’s also a worse concept than cash.

  This, however, is a good example of why the concept exists. We need a financial tool outside of the control of banks.

  (Yada yada Ethereum and proof of stake.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like it was on purpose⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My character is so big by now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idibiks Oiho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  * Duo staring threateningly around the corner *

  No, that’s a japanese yama 山 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody gets one [choose wisely]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  youtu.be/9x7r1er6Ljw Kitten 2 are such doodoo heads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop Killing Games is facing a complaint in the EU that uses nonsense logic to accuse the movement's founder of failing to disclose financial contributions he never made: 'It's not paranoia if they re⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But the decorum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'd need to calculate the compound interest⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How about 5 Billion now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UwU brat mathematician behavior⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something distance calls for norm, not just squares.

  ||i||² + ||1||² = 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  throw it away, throw it away, throw it away, throw it away now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which one are you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of the returns sound like you took it from there in the first place. Return to the poor? Did you take it from them? Return to a culvert? Did you find it in a ditch and then take it shopping??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  math fraud. top kek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok got a Nazi patch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As all of their bad faith arguments, they’re hiding behind technicalities, if even that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just keep typing, wage slaves⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Tuesdays, and July. And also never.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s getting pretty drafty up here. Giants on shoulders of giants all the way down. I can’t even see the bottom anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W H Y⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wem wemst du was? Ich wem dir gleich eine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It time travels at one second per second and only forwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Correct Grindr Response⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Circumcised.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK so which is it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually you don’t state the obvious with signs, but there’s a “there’s no sharks in the Rhine” signs, so 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it ok to replace -ed at the end of a word with -t in some cases? For example, why are "vexed" and "vext" both acceptable, but "thrilled" and "thrilt" aren't?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can see weeped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it ok to replace -ed at the end of a word with -t in some cases? For example, why are "vexed" and "vext" both acceptable, but "thrilled" and "thrilt" aren't?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dreamed and smelled are clear, but… sleeped? sleped? Utter madness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies human behavior⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Testicles is looking for females!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rule 34 rule⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d have an orgy with her any time.