Randelung
@Randelung@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just keep typing, wage slaves 3 days ago:
That’s Tuesdays, and July. And also never.
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 2 weeks ago:
It’s getting pretty drafty up here. Giants on shoulders of giants all the way down. I can’t even see the bottom anymore.
- Comment on W H Y 3 weeks ago:
Wem wemst du was? Ich wem dir gleich eine!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 4 weeks ago:
It time travels at one second per second and only forwards.
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 4 weeks ago:
Circumcised.
- Comment on OK so which is it? 4 weeks ago:
Usually you don’t state the obvious with signs, but there’s a “there’s no sharks in the Rhine” signs, so 🤷
- Comment on Why is it ok to replace -ed at the end of a word with -t in some cases? For example, why are "vexed" and "vext" both acceptable, but "thrilled" and "thrilt" aren't? 4 weeks ago:
I can see weeped.
- Comment on Why is it ok to replace -ed at the end of a word with -t in some cases? For example, why are "vexed" and "vext" both acceptable, but "thrilled" and "thrilt" aren't? 4 weeks ago:
Dreamed and smelled are clear, but… sleeped? sleped? Utter madness.
- Comment on Anon studies human behavior 4 weeks ago:
Testicles is looking for females!
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 5 weeks ago:
I’d have an orgy with her any time.
- Comment on My password is not accepted because it is too long 1 month ago:
Common mistake for amateurs that found a password library and used it without reading the documentation. E. g. bcrypt will tell you to salt and hash the password before digesting it into constant length output for your database.
Salting before doing anything else is basic password security. I assume the webpage in question doesn’t do that, either.
- Comment on ‘Doom: The Dark Ages’ DRM Is Locking Out Linux Users Who Bought the Game 1 month ago:
🥺 pwease money?
- Comment on Beans. 1 month ago:
Human beans?
- Comment on The clueless people are out there among us 1 month ago:
And don’t call me Shirley.
- Comment on Just a pic of two besties 2 months ago:
Best roommates.
- Comment on God is a dick. 2 months ago:
Broad as an ocean, deep as a puddle. Oh great, more rock.
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 2 months ago:
If it only was just moving things around. The control panel has been further castrated while the settings app is just bad. Something about their CPU scheduler changes straight up broke VMware, and obviously MS is in no hurry to fix it resp. cooperate with VMware, being a competitor.
Rounded corners? I couldn’t care less. It’s a functional downgrade, though.
- Comment on I'm looking for a no frills, physical key EV. Am I looking for something that no longer exists? 2 months ago:
This is forever burned into my head. I’ve not really watched that series and I remember nothing else. Just PRNDL.
- Comment on Minecraft is getting a visual overhaul you probably don't need because of all of those mods you've got installed 3 months ago:
Everything is rage bait nowadays. It’s exhausting.
- Comment on Idioms 3 months ago:
Shit hits the fan
- Comment on I've done it again... 3 months ago:
How to get the correct amount of pasta:
- Get as much as you think is right.
- Wrong.
- Comment on Welp. 3 months ago:
www.destatis.de/EN/Themes/…/GDP_per_capita.html
I’d say we do pretty well and STILL have affordable healthcare. But I’m sure potholes and a few extra billionaires are worth the tradeoff.
- Comment on modern psychiatry be like 3 months ago:
Have we tried slapping them out of existence? Or just telling them to think harder and maybe that’ll make them stop existing?
- Comment on Anon shares his taste in music 4 months ago:
monetizingGuyFawkesMask.png
- Comment on Anon sets up a prank at school 4 months ago:
We had printer drivers that would show a notification for net send. The broadcast went out to several schools for some reason and it was basically a spell to summon our head of IT.
One time I sent something after it was forbidden and the guy came crashing through the door, demanding who was using a specific laptop. Turns out that laptop was broken and sitting in its receptacle and a friend of mine tried to use it just a minute earlier.
Good times.
- Comment on Playing Dragonsweeper because of Ars' article. Did I have any way out of this without guessing? 4 months ago:
That was dope! 363/365 points 😎
- Comment on Anon lives with his sister 4 months ago:
“usual whore talk”
- Comment on spidey senses 4 months ago:
No, Georg, stop it!
- Comment on spidey senses 4 months ago:
Four spiders, numbered 1, 2, 3, and 5. Large enough to be legible of course.
- Comment on Accurate cartography 5 months ago:
No New Zealand yet again.