11 Maggie Simpson This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can’t be real.
Rule 34 rule
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Octavusss@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah I went ahead and blurred that out of the image
DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Thanks for the effort, I should have just laughed and cringed at the memes and skip the comments, and my day would have been much better :')
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I doubt you don’t know that not only this is very real, but it’s not even close to the worse rule34 and similar have to offer.
Octavusss@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
No I don’t know and I didn’t want to know. I purposely avoid this shit.
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Isn’t there an episode where Maggie is grown up? Or am I thinking of Lisa?
I choose to believe it’s the adult version
shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You’re thinking of Holidays Of Future Passed.
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Elon Musk is #26 and Tracer is #27. So there are definitely some edgelords fucking around and messing with the stats.
Kaboom@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Probably long form comics that have Maggie in the intro panel doing nothing. Or so I’m choosing to believe.
Sarothazrom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Any Forger is usually in the single digits in the anime boorus and she’s five. :/
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Controversial opinion: If killing npcs in video games is fine and shouldn’t land you in prison for murder, because they are fictional and not real people, then porn of “underage” fictional characters is also fine and shouldn’t be illegal.
Finding something disgusting is not a proper reason to make something illegal. The only relevant aspect is whether it causes harm to others or not.
- Csam harms children -> should be illegal and punished
- fictional drawings don’t harm anyone bevause no actual people involved -> should be legal
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I’m not talking about legal judgement (I practically never do) and I’m not even talking bout legit PDF files.
It’s just disgusting that rule 34 of literal children scores this high.
erin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Legality and morality don’t necessarily align. I would find it very immoral, but as far as I know, not illegal, to get off to drawings of children. Additionally, what’s the difference between a photo of a child and a realistic drawing of a “fictional character” that looks like said child? I think getting off to children is wrong, regardless of criminality. If that’s something someone desires, they should seek help, not indulge in fantasy.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
In the UK it doesn’t matter if its a photo of a real person or not, porn that depicts a child is illegal.
Tbh I think with the use of AI at this point this might be a pretty good law to have. “It was AI generated” is not a defence. Realistically if you are doing it for yourself no one will find out so there is some kind of argument as to it being harmless, but when you start doing other things with those images such as using them for blackmail the police should be able to use that as sufficient evidence to charge you.
Denjin@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
I’m normally an anti-slippery slope person but there’s a definite escalatory nature to how paedophiles operate, it’s easy to see how images of fictional children can evolve into images of actual children.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I still find it fucked up that so many people are aroused by sexualising children, even though they are fictional.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
loli haet pizza
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Out of 11 we have:
Maggie Simpson Lisa Simpson Meg Griffin Louise Belcher
And maybe Hayley Smith? Or is she 18?
Anyways, that’s a really high proportion, almost half.
MBM@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Maggie Simpson
You almost gave me a heart attack. It’s Marge. (that said, I trust internet perverts enough to go for adult Maggie)
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hayley is like 19/20. Meg is in high school
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hayley is in college. Afaik Meg is underage though.
toddestan@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
If it makes you feel any better, from a quick scan through some of the images the vast majority of them at least seem depict the characters as older and grown up.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I agree but the availability of csam on the internet (real or simulated) reduces the instances of real-world abuse so… take that as you will I guess :/
Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I’m not arguing against rule 34ing these characters.
But I refuse to believe that the fraction of actual pedophiles on rule34 is that high such that three of the top 11 haven’t even hit puberty yet.
I think that lots of these numbers comes from some sort of taboo breaking.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does it? I used to see this argument a lot on Reddit back in the early days when there were a lot more pedos on there and I don’t really buy it. Are there any actual studies on this? I feel like there have got to be better ways at managing it than that at least from a clinical standpoint
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Honest question since i’m not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious anyway
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Okay, I can’t speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it’s very simple:
- see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
- neuron activation
- you are now horny
There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
hm I see. That’s not how it works for women (usually)
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait, you don’t imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody’s car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I’m there studying mosses and it’s so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it’ll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it’s special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it’s the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?
(I’m uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)
Denjin@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Er, that’s not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.
What you need to worry about is the fact she’s 8 years old.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
hmmm@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
2D but feeling 3D
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious
It’s normal.(We are degenerate 😣)
burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
now what would MY Simpsons porn parody be? youtu.be/QGJ_gy42yVM
scytale@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Wow, an anime character couldn’t even crack the top 10.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 weeks ago
Where this list came from? Nit anime or video game character make me think is some r34 page specialized on western animation
BeamBeamCable@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Rule34.xxx
its mostly anime chars on FP right now. Glad I saw that Link x Rogue the Bat, it almost made up for the vomitting after reading who #11 was
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Too niche
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Nah they just have their own websites
brb@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Rule34 has more western stuff than the sites that weebs use
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I’m happy to say I’ve never fapped to any of those, too cringe
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You’re never too old to try
kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Actually I consider those the hentai for old people.
paultimate14@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What else do these all have in common?
They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yup. Flat colors, thick ink lines, and very little detail. The goal is for animators to be able to reproduce the art quickly and reliably, to be able to churn out dozens of seasons.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Isn’t it obvious?
Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.
Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lisa Simpson being 2nd is vile wallahi 🤮
letsgo@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Hope you don’t find out who #11 is. (I DDG’d it and wish I hadn’t.)
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Was thinking “surely it can’t be worse than Lisa Simpson”. I was wrong. I was so incredibly wrong.
Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeh I scrolled down, now I see why Thanos snapped.
RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
R34 doesn’t allow loli or shota content anymore. So all of the content of children is just them aged up looking like actual adults. Still questionable, but better.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Lisa Simpson? Louise Belcher? Aren’t they little kids?
SausageWallet@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I used to subscribe to r/rule34 for a laugh but somewhere along the line it went from being silly to being an excuse to make underage cartoon characters into porn. So this list doesn’t surprise me.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Maggie on 11? You god damn sick fucks!!!
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oh my god. For some reason I read that as ‘Marge’ a second time. I distinctly remember thinking “Huh, that’s weird.”
Now idk if speed reading fucked me over or my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that
good brain :)
EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
It… It’s gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? …right?
Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Would have to be, Lisa is incredibly high also and I find it hard to believe that the majority of horny humans would choose a 9(?) Yr old. But she’s been depicted as an adult a bunch of times
MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
🤭
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Lisa Simpson???
That has to be illegal!
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
BART GET OUT, I’M PISS
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Do you porn? Hard to miss this. It’s really popular. I don’t get it, but often see thumbs of her portrayed as an older teen.
Zozano@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Is booru a site or an app
Zozano@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Its an image board style, like a Chan (4chan, 8chan etc).
Safebooru, danbooru and gelbooru are some of the booru’s I know.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Comment section full of idiots thinking this is real.
Zexks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How does Lisa and Meg beat out Lois Hayley and Amy. Wft is that shit.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
princess bean is also like 16 i think like a 4th is ilegal
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Something about all these characters that I can’t get behind, art style? personalities? I’m really not sure they all seem unappealing
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Skrillex?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
meg famy guy
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-
We shouldn’t judge others so harshly…
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Image
Randelung@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d have an orgy with her any time.