EmptySlime

@EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is dense⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife had to explain to me that a girl I went to college with was into me years after the fact. She stumbled across some pictures I had on Facebook that this girl had liked and commented on and asked me about her. At the time I didn’t think anything of it but she was interacting with old posts from long before we’d even met at school.

  My wife actually facepalmed when I told her this one story in particular. I was in the Commons on campus suffering from a pretty bad migraine. I’d been there for like an hour when she came in and sat next to me and asked me what was wrong. I told her and she sat next to me petting my head until she had to leave to go to her next class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are weather apps so bad at telling you the current weather?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really. Using % of forecast area as % chance of rain inherently gives equal weight to your position being anywhere within that area. Even if you limit the forecast area to the 5m or whatever it is radius that smartphone GPS is typically accurate to which a weather app could theoretically do, simply using % of the forecast area covered as % chance of rain inherently gives equal probability of you being literally anywhere within that 5m radius. It would obviously still be more accurate, but those numbers wouldn’t be the same thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they’re not in it for profit. It’s a project of the chuds at the Daily Wire. Any profit is a side effect of their true goal, right wing culture war. It exists to take money from their fans and use their “successful business” to prove that they’re correct. They’d still do it even if it wasn’t profitable just to push their preferred narrative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a piss take. But yes part of the show. It’s entirely owned and operated by the chuds at the Daily Wire and their entire purpose is right wing culture war. It’s just classic conservative grifting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t. If you look into them it’s entirely a company owned by the same guy that owns The Daily Wire. It’s literally only there to grift from their audience and further their culture war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course. It’s not political if it’s just The Way Things Should Be™

  The two Races: White and Political The two Genders: Male and Political The two Sexualities: Straight and Political

  Their views are never “political” because theirs is the “natural state” of things. They’re on top because they deserve to be, and they deserve to be on top because they are. It’s anything that deviates from that so-called natural state that’s being political.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to the doctor⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They basically just heard that soy has phytoestrogens and that was all they needed. So now they think that eating literally anything with soy in it actively feminizes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all a little crazy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Years ago I had really severe anxiety and intrusive thoughts. I noticed though as my anxiety got better through among other things therapy that the intrusive thoughts took on a new form; Unbidden and often times inappropriate shitposting IRL.

  Personally, most of the time I don’t really hear my internal monologue. It’s there but it kinda tends to get drowned out by a constant swirl of other random thoughts unless I externalize it and talk to myself, but I do hear the intrusive thoughts loud and clear. Add those things together and I like to joke that I accidentally manifested a shitpost tulpa.

  Then because I found this thought amusing I came up with an entire character to put to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all a little crazy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too have ADHD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a power fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A boat for personal use and a boat for trade use are two very different things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a power fantasy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, not having a bunch of your trade going to feeding and caring for your horses makes a huge difference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  If I was reading the NLRB rules change correctly that would be “union busting” activity and would mean they immediately have to recognize and begin bargaining with the union.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Could you elaborate on that?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I would love to elaborate. Really, I would. But after the words left my mouth my brain just kinda closed that tab on me and it’s gone forever. Not even I know what I was saying.