EmptySlime
@EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on US education 1 week ago:
Oh don’t worry. They don’t understand how eyes work either.
- Comment on US education 1 week ago:
What they’re saying best I can decipher is that seeing that bolt of lightning or that arc from a wire isn’t you setting the “electricity” itself. It’s you seeing something that it’s doing. Like the arc is a shadow puppet and “electricity” as they define it is the hand casting the shadow.
What they essentially want is for you to be able to take a picture of a lightning bolt and zoom in to see the individual electrons moving through the air. Fundamentally entirely misunderstanding how science says electricity works.
- Comment on US education 1 week ago:
“That’s not you observing electricity, that’s just seeing something electricity does heathen.”
Those guys probably.
Their argument seems to be that since you can’t actually see it, as in you can’t pump electricity into a clear pipe and see flowing through the pipe like water. That “science” must just be lying to you.
- Comment on US education 1 week ago:
It was apparently first printed in 1976 according to this page I found discussing it.
- Comment on US education 1 week ago:
Those pesky pixies do have a penchant for producing pain.
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 1 week ago:
To be fair, she was more disgusted by him responding that way to the “I’m married” thing than anything else.
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 1 week ago:
This reminds me of a burn my wife gave to a random guy that decided to hit on her one day she was out running errands while I was taking care of the kids.
Deadass just first thing out of her mouth after he hit her with the “I won’t tell if you won’t,” to her saying she’s married. “Ew, I’m gonna need you to tell me what about any of this (gesturing to her entire Butch Lesbian look) made you believe I was straight so I can immediately remedy it.” I almost felt bad for the guy for a second. Almost.
- Comment on Easy mistake to make 1 week ago:
When bro is such a bro you completely forget he’s trans.
My wife’s got a friend this happens with all the time. She’ll be talking to him and something about our oldest will come up. She’ll make some remark to him thinking he’ll relate, entirely forgetting that he had to transition so he didn’t experience whatever it was the same way.
- Comment on Horny🧠 2 weeks ago:
Eh, depends on the person. I’m ace and don’t really feel it mentally but my body will respond to things so I generally just find it to be an inconvenience. Though sometimes my partner and I get a good laugh about it because I’ll not realize it sometimes and she’ll notice before me.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Makes sense. I’ve been told that taking off the socks is what makes it gay to give the homies a smooch. So I cannot find fault in this logic.
- Comment on the universe about to have a little minty b 3 weeks ago:
That’s only if you’re a person from outside that was put into the simulation. If we’re all just simulated beings we’d never know.
- Comment on Delicious 2 months ago:
I think it’s called There’s Something About Mary?
- Comment on Trump Taps Palantir to Create Master Database on Every American 2 months ago:
Something something accusing their opposition of doing the thing that they either are currently doing, or 100% would be doing if they had the opportunity.
- Comment on Rule 34 rule 2 months ago:
It… It’s gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? …right?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Then they should be educated out of those ignorant views, not have their rights restricted. What are you gonna do when some wannabe fascist decides that “basic voting condition” means believing that trans people don’t exist, that climate change is a hoax, and that the ultra-wealthy shouldn’t pay any taxes actually?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
The right to vote shouldn’t be restricted in any way. If you have legal restrictions then all it takes is bad actors expanding those categories and sorry, you just failed the critical thinking test because you think that climate change is real and life doesn’t begin at conception. Better get ready for your shift at Amazon, serf.
Media literacy and such should just be part of the education everyone gets.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Don’t ya just hate it when people make their harmful kink both their entire personality, and a problem for good your fundamental rights? It feels weird to say it. But that’s basically what this performative Christian schtick is for people like this. They get off in it so now it’s all of our problem.
- Comment on Does this qualify as such? 3 months ago:
A bunch of comments going for the “why would you buy toilet paper that already has shit on it” route, but I can’t believe nobody went for calling this a shit(tickets) post.
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 3 months ago:
It’s not a failure in the usual sense we think about it, no. You were still “technically wrong” in whatever hypothesis you had that was disproven. But the end result is different because theoretically everyone involved cares more about the answer being found, not necessarily that they are the one to do it.
Hell, in cases where whatever you did was later proven incorrect it’s usually that whatever you did was the most correct answer for the information we had at the time. Then new information is discovered and often someone else builds off what you did to get this new answer.
- Comment on I really need these games ported to Steam. What do y'all have on your lists? 3 months ago:
Nine a winner. Pay the front line, take the don’ts.
- Comment on Anon is dense 4 months ago:
My wife had to explain to me that a girl I went to college with was into me years after the fact. She stumbled across some pictures I had on Facebook that this girl had liked and commented on and asked me about her. At the time I didn’t think anything of it but she was interacting with old posts from long before we’d even met at school.
My wife actually facepalmed when I told her this one story in particular. I was in the Commons on campus suffering from a pretty bad migraine. I’d been there for like an hour when she came in and sat next to me and asked me what was wrong. I told her and she sat next to me petting my head until she had to leave to go to her next class.
- Comment on Why are weather apps so bad at telling you the current weather? 1 year ago:
Not really. Using % of forecast area as % chance of rain inherently gives equal weight to your position being anywhere within that area. Even if you limit the forecast area to the 5m or whatever it is radius that smartphone GPS is typically accurate to which a weather app could theoretically do, simply using % of the forecast area covered as % chance of rain inherently gives equal probability of you being literally anywhere within that 5m radius. It would obviously still be more accurate, but those numbers wouldn’t be the same thing.
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 1 year ago:
Because they’re not in it for profit. It’s a project of the chuds at the Daily Wire. Any profit is a side effect of their true goal, right wing culture war. It exists to take money from their fans and use their “successful business” to prove that they’re correct. They’d still do it even if it wasn’t profitable just to push their preferred narrative.
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 1 year ago:
Not a piss take. But yes part of the show. It’s entirely owned and operated by the chuds at the Daily Wire and their entire purpose is right wing culture war. It’s just classic conservative grifting
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 1 year ago:
They don’t. If you look into them it’s entirely a company owned by the same guy that owns The Daily Wire. It’s literally only there to grift from their audience and further their culture war.
- Comment on Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost 1 year ago:
Of course. It’s not political if it’s just The Way Things Should Be™
The two Races: White and Political The two Genders: Male and Political The two Sexualities: Straight and Political
Their views are never “political” because theirs is the “natural state” of things. They’re on top because they deserve to be, and they deserve to be on top because they are. It’s anything that deviates from that so-called natural state that’s being political.
- Comment on Anon goes to the doctor 1 year ago:
They basically just heard that soy has phytoestrogens and that was all they needed. So now they think that eating literally anything with soy in it actively feminizes you.
- Comment on We're all a little crazy 1 year ago:
Years ago I had really severe anxiety and intrusive thoughts. I noticed though as my anxiety got better through among other things therapy that the intrusive thoughts took on a new form; Unbidden and often times inappropriate shitposting IRL.
Personally, most of the time I don’t really hear my internal monologue. It’s there but it kinda tends to get drowned out by a constant swirl of other random thoughts unless I externalize it and talk to myself, but I do hear the intrusive thoughts loud and clear. Add those things together and I like to joke that I accidentally manifested a shitpost tulpa.
Then because I found this thought amusing I came up with an entire character to put to it.
- Comment on We're all a little crazy 1 year ago:
I too have ADHD
- Comment on Anon has a power fantasy 1 year ago:
A boat for personal use and a boat for trade use are two very different things.