jqubed

@jqubed@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every single time.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember seeing a stunningly beautiful woman at the grocery store, and I looked in my cart and saw lactose-free milk, lactose-free probiotic yogurt, and ultra-soothing toilet paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where else would it go? The veins are blue!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A product of his environment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨0mg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  !youdontsurf@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Iceberg or wave for me, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We All Know This Guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So in Germany one often has to move out of Harms’s way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We All Know This Guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  !nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come in American classrooms they make another language an elective. Why not teach our kids as many languages possible that way if we go somewhere we will kind of have uper hand?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it varies from state to state, but where I’ve lived it’s an “elective” in that you got to pick which language to take of the available options (some schools might only have two choices, others four or even five), but taking a certain number of foreign language credits was required for graduation. If you wanted to go beyond the minimum and had room in your schedule you could.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is going to be rich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are, normally a driver’s license. This doesn’t seem to have much connection to reality. Most places have a policy that if you look under 30 they ask for your ID. Unless the ID looks fake that’s all they do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨misleading cover⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems to be garnering a lot of attention. Maybe he knew exactly what he was doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨deez nutz save lives⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A swallow, carrying a coconut?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😋🔫⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Orchestra

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now hit mute and you are all set⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WordArt-style meme saying: “Catch me in the Zoom call with my camera: off mic: off computer: off” along with a clipart image of a 1990s PC

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For that special someone on Valentine's Day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the red things in the top photos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you ever feel guilty for trying to sign up for government assistance programs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As The Clash say in “Know Your Rights”:

  You have the right to food money
  Provided of course
  You don’t mind a little
  Investigation
  Humiliation
  And if you cross your fingers
  Rehabilitation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bushes were people 🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I kept expecting them to dance and was shocked it never happened

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valentines⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this something where people pay this group to make a dance video greeting?

  I have no idea who Melanie Martinez is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The first goal of advertising is make it unique enough so people will want to read it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems their degree is in colorectal surgery, aka proctology

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *bearly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember people said it was bad for the VCRs, but never knew why!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come on, I left Napster running and my mom got Choco Tacos.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still sad they discontinued Choco Tacos; that was my go-to at ice cream trucks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux Gaming Developers Join Forces To Form the Open Gaming Collective⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised Valve isn’t a member either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is history about to repeat itself?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this year’s storm hit on a weekend, and didn’t really get going in Raleigh until nighttime. Most people stayed home. That year’s storm arrived pretty much as forecast but a lot of people ignored the forecast because a storm forecast a couple weeks earlier had fizzled out. It was around lunchtime on a weekday and everyone thought they could still stay at work and drive home and it wouldn’t be a big deal. Then the snow came quick and heavy and everyone panicked and tried to go home at the same time, unleashing rush hour traffic on bad road conditions with traffic jams blocking the plows from treating the roads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cronch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gummy vitamins, felt something crunch. It was one of my fillings and it got jammed into my gum at a point where it was wider than the gap in my teeth and my dentist had to send me to a periodontist. Needed oral surgery afterwards because of the damage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when buying shoes came off as some kind of science. The shoe sales person was always considered right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in the early days of x-ray technology some shoe stores would x-ray customers’ feet to make sure the shoes fit right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was in college I worked a data entry job at an investment advisor firm. One of the financial planners had #8 as their setup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What it feels like shopping in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US credit cards are the most common, which typically charge the merchants a 3-5% processing fee, so I’ve seen more and more places offering a discount for paying with cash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good question tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Letting the days go by

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I properly and safely clean smartphone?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The best option is to look at the manufacturer for your phone. They should have instructions for your model. These iPhone instructions are a good general guide, but there might be specific recommendations for whatever model you’re cleaning.