Anon has fries

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fake: Girl is interested in anon

  Gay: Anon isn’t interested in girl

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Girl is interested in fries.

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  • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is the one lmao

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  • Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The prophecy

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• Uli@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anon made the right call, she only wanted him for his fries, she would have been gone once the fries were gone.

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  • lemmy12369@midwest.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It would been that meme where the top panel: guy has fries Bottom panel: eww hr he has no fries

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• jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.

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  • dumbass@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nah, she gets get her own fries!

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    • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻

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  • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Why risk anons virginity like that?

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is that worth losing fries?

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”

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    • WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s missing a word, but if you know the reference, you’re hearing the whole quote lol

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  • iowagneiss@midwest.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted builds character, he did her a favour!

    Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…

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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just because you’re horny, doesn’t mean I’m horny. I just bought food. I’m hungry, not horny.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hi hungry, I’m horny

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hi alt, I’m cottage-core

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• QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Good on you, Anon. She was obviously drunk and would be unable to consent.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who knows, maybe she has high blood pressure and can’t properly consent to the fries.

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• Stormdancer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Girl only wants one thing, and it’s disgusting!

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  • sulgoth@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well they’re McDonald’s fries so you can definately do worse.

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    • Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      McDonald’s fries are quite literally the saddest excuse for fries, what are you talking about?

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• Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yeah you’re not touching the fries before touching genitals, just saying.

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fake: this didn’t happen

  Gay: annon doesn’t hang out with women

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Never fall prey to the bait!

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gotta try friesmaxxing

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• veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s a tarp!

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