Maalus

@Maalus@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfortunately happens too often I think⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t let cats chase a laser pointer. They need to catch something to not get frustrated with their “hunt” - which you simulate with playing. Laser pointers are especially bad for this, even if you lead the cat to a treat or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. Most that you can fault it for, is the mechanics later in the game, which try to teach you how to play multiplayer, getting too repetetive.

  Because of course the game had PvP battling with music stages as bases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thatsthejoke.jpg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bees don't have lungs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funny that this is biology in 4th grade and half the people here are shocked

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope she found herself⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea, it’s a thing. An ex of mine made funny brownies with a shitload of weed, and I got a small high from it at best. When smoking, I can get stoned fine. Also, might be because of my messed up metabolism I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨logs are for quitters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what was the cost of making gasoline cheap. Probably like $10 huh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is unfair!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Note: before tariffs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funny you guys think these are actual fans and not bots bought through a marketing campaign

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimli Giblets⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a simple request, the same request was denied to the most influential elf in existence, three times. When Gimli asked for it while being humble, she gave him three at the same time. There was also huge stigma and conflict between the races, and the fact that he even tried / dared to ask was huge, and her giving it to him means dwarves and elves can work out their differences after all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  B8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He is peaceful but didn’t forget how to be violent and can be violent when need be. Makes perfect sense to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happens every single time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a stethoscope set aside, I grab my kitty, snuggle him till he’s purring like an engine and then listen to him purr even louder through the stethoscope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happens every single time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha, I make stethoscopes for a living. I can set one aside and listen to my balls any time I want.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And you don’t have an issue with the carriage, with three people on it, where the only balloon is on the horse?

  Whoever made this was an artist and sucked at physics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blobfish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those were its last words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨explain deez nutz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Which literally means “anything other than aerospace engineering”. Aluminium and other metals are infinitely more recyclable than plastics, which as I’ve said before, degrade immediately to being barely usable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨explain deez nutz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not really. Plastic gets damaged when heating it up to melting temps. You won’t get a product that has the same properties, unlike with aluminium for instance. You can maybe get away with adding a small percentage of recycled pellets back in, but that’s it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder if the "money can't buy you happiness" people ever lived in a car.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He is confirmed to be sufferring from treatment resistant depression, hence the ketamine. Or more accurately, esketamine nose injections. Expensive as shit, but a “wonderdrug” in treating it. At least when done by reputable doctors and not recreationally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, sex was invented by your generation, nobody knew how to do it for millions of years

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try again. But by all means, be selfish and lie on the forms since you are arrogant enough to know better than the people who actually collect the blood, or the teams that carefully create these questionaires. It’s not like these are there for both your safety and the safety of the patient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah and then people will die because of it. Oopsie, right? If they ask you a question, answer it truthfully. If you have a question about it, ask them about it. If something isn’t a big deal, they won’t reject it. If it is, they will. Simple as.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at the plasma donation place, one of the screening questions is "have you had a condition with scab formation?" - like, a superficial cut, or a mosquito bite?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They do this because it is important. It’s better to not donate, than to donate something that will kill someone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It switches over in Canada too. I know because now it’s the frustrating two weeks when meetings with my colleagues don’t match up to the time they always are supposed to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm missing an entire hour of my life. AMA.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think most people here don’t realize daylights savings was today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just watched someone walk their cart all the way to the corral at the back of the lot rather than back to the store that was much closer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  K.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just watched someone walk their cart all the way to the corral at the back of the lot rather than back to the store that was much closer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeab you’re just proving the point more and more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just watched someone walk their cart all the way to the corral at the back of the lot rather than back to the store that was much closer.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You also made a post online about it to complain. That’s a lot of notches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homer Simpson irl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You could say “take the data and go to a doctor just in case”. Explain the liability thing. Tell them you’ll deny you told them anything. If they are your close friend, why would they take it as “fuck yeah let’s sue the dude that was worried about me”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't hurt the Unaltostratus 🦄 :(((⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Alto yes, cirrus no. Cirrus is the shape

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come one come all, it's time to unblock !conservative@lemmy.world and bring your best memes of conservatives!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Convo ends here because you lack arguments. Because contrary to what you want, there is no alternate history and communism was just as shit as nazism was.