marduk

@marduk@lemmy.sdf.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yaay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free Spot!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed I have

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free Spot!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “They went back into the water” - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free Spot!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have considered the evidence

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my boy Crassus on speedial⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the man’s living the libertarian dream to be honest.

  I bet he paid for a private road to his house too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Free Spot!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha, and Scientists actually want us to Believe this‽

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon attends school online⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intergalactic Planatary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Another dimension, another dimension

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did people poop before smartphones were invented?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The heart wants what the heart wants⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It true, but I gotta make it steak

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Google Photos popup⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Toggle the toggle switch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to remember a song⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure thing! I thought it was the song Riot by Three Days Grace, which led me to believe the meme was prompting people to post the lyric “Let’s start a riot,” which could be against TOS depending on the forum, and could flag you by government agencies sweeping for keywords. But then I reread the image and now I have no clue what song it is… 🙃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to remember a song⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s start a riot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amun-Ra Be Praised⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bring on the space lasers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amun-Ra Be Praised⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m amazed there hasn’t been some kind of laser scan to determine this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon visits his dealer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know there’s red flags but he includes a free dab with the purchase :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chin up, small Kings!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay here’s the chance for a math wiz to step up, guesstimate the shutter speed, calculate the length of the bullet in the frame, and determine what velocity the projectile was going after impact. Why? I don’t know. Science? Perhaps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell Borts I said "Hi"⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jorch all day, buddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell Borts I said "Hi"⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jorch is my spirit animal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨octopus stinkhorn⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely someone has tried?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for something, bub?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who resides in a rainforest, I see this spider as an ally. He is a fierce hunter that hides away most of the day, and hunts down cockroaches during the night.

  At this point I’ve come to cherish the moments that I get to cross paths with these creatures. Our interactions are never negative, and I am grateful to be allied with such a peaceful sentinel.

  That said, I believe a person’s home is their castle and if the flames must be thrown, so be it.