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Anon attends school online

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Embrace the power move.

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    • ogeist@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only correct answer, walk in proud with the head up.

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Don’t you mean ass up?

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    • cdf12345@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exactly, you not have the upper hand. The only thing that could defeat you would be ass pennies.

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  • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A fart that serious wouldn’t seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.

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    • Hoomod@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And now you’re the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?

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      • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.

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      • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’d rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.

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      • Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have two on my sound board, but you do you

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    • caboose2006@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No. You own that shit, pun very much intended

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  • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Follow it up with

    Thanks, Taco Bell

    And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.

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    • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets

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      • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Free Taco Bell” is the name of the GoFundMe for your legal defense after protesting the war after class

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or free taco bell while getting pelted with sauce packets. Which might be even better if that’s their kink 🤷

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just pop a “😎” in the chat. No further elaboration required.

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the right answer

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  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d always heard if you’re presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of “I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one.” But I’m not sure how relevant that is for OP’s situation.

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “HEY GUYS! DID YOU HEAR THAT EPIC FART I MADE?”

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    • immutable@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly the teacher laughing was enough, literally no one is going to give a fuck after that.

      People need to realize that they are not the main character, if you want something embarrassing you did to go away just don’t bring it up. People aren’t jotting down notes to bring up later, they have full lives of their own, no one in college has time to commit this to memory any more than a funny anecdote and they won’t bother to remember who did it.

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      • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Counterpoint: I still vividly remember a guy ripping a fart in class more than 20 years ago. Maybe because we’ve been writing a test and, up until that point, the classroom had been deadly silent before bursting into laughter. Or maybe because he did it again, a couple of days later.

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  • NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like a god damned King, Anon. That’s how.

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Woah! I knew that was gonna be impressive and I was taught to share!

    Now you are a part of a joke that will live on in those people’s heads for their life.

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  • MashedTech@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “oh sorry, I was trying to mute myself, I didn’t notice we were already muted.”

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    • ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the beta play

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  • chemicalprophet@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can’t mess with tradition, you gotta enter on the tail of an epic fart!

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Assert dominance, do it again.

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