A fart that serious wouldn’t seem real, and that goes double if it appears that you unmuted specifically to make the noise. Just tell people it was a soundboard.
Anon attends school online
Submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hoomod@lemmy.world 8 months ago
And now you’re the person who has a massive fart on a soundboard, and you decided to randomly unmute yourself to show it off?
JoShmoe@ani.social 8 months ago
Thats exactly the kind of person we want to be. The soundboard guy, that’s one step away from radio talk show host.
xantoxis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You’d rather be the person who decided to randomly unmute to share your actual factual filthy self? At least a soundboard is just a poorly judged joke (that actually landed, if the teacher laughed). Or you can be a fart pervert.
Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
I have two on my sound board, but you do you
caboose2006@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
No. You own that shit, pun very much intended
voracitude@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Follow it up with
Thanks, Taco Bell
And lean into Taco Bell being your new nickname. Easy.
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
I see this going one of two ways; free Taco Bell, or getting pelted with sauce packets
voracitude@lemmy.world 8 months ago
“Free Taco Bell” is the name of the GoFundMe for your legal defense after protesting the war after class
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or free taco bell while getting pelted with sauce packets. Which might be even better if that’s their kink 🤷
JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 months ago
Just pop a “😎” in the chat. No further elaboration required.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 7 months ago
This is the right answer
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d always heard if you’re presenting in front of a crowd and rip a fart, say something to the effect of “I was hoping to finish with a bang, not start with one.” But I’m not sure how relevant that is for OP’s situation.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
“HEY GUYS! DID YOU HEAR THAT EPIC FART I MADE?”
immutable@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Honestly the teacher laughing was enough, literally no one is going to give a fuck after that.
People need to realize that they are not the main character, if you want something embarrassing you did to go away just don’t bring it up. People aren’t jotting down notes to bring up later, they have full lives of their own, no one in college has time to commit this to memory any more than a funny anecdote and they won’t bother to remember who did it.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Counterpoint: I still vividly remember a guy ripping a fart in class more than 20 years ago. Maybe because we’ve been writing a test and, up until that point, the classroom had been deadly silent before bursting into laughter. Or maybe because he did it again, a couple of days later.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Like a god damned King, Anon. That’s how.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 7 months ago
Woah! I knew that was gonna be impressive and I was taught to share!
Now you are a part of a joke that will live on in those people’s heads for their life.
MashedTech@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“oh sorry, I was trying to mute myself, I didn’t notice we were already muted.”
ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 months ago
This is the beta play
chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 7 months ago
You can’t mess with tradition, you gotta enter on the tail of an epic fart!
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Assert dominance, do it again.
NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Embrace the power move.
ogeist@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The only correct answer, walk in proud with the head up.
TheBat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t you mean ass up?
cdf12345@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Exactly, you not have the upper hand. The only thing that could defeat you would be ass pennies.