chemicalprophet

@chemicalprophet@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When we stop making money we’ll quit. And then there won’t be restaurants since they can barely staff them as it is. Getting ‘waited on’ by another human being is degrading to them and expensive for you. Tough tits for everyone if they don’t want to cough up. We’ll be getting paid or your service will suck. That’s how it is. Or cook and clean for yourselves. And no minimum wage in this damned country is a living wage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't tip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you find like paying for service don’t go out. This is the way that it is and these are likely the guests that then get on Yelp and complain…about service. You can adjust minimum wage all you want but professional waitstaff aren’t going to pander to the wealthy for minimum wage. Minimum wage service sucks as it should, you get what you pay for; minimum wage, minimum effort. If you don’t like the system, change it, don’t victimize your fellow workers. They accepted the job under this current system. I’m in that system and am working to change it but until then if you don’t tip due to your high moral standards YTA. And it’s not because USians are stoopid (we are), it’s just the ingrained culture. Under capitalism the guest will be paying this money regardless. Much like this fauxmockracy, your choice is an illusion…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So like the country of Israel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That logic sounds suspect and I’m not sure what you’re on about…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was alive to experience that yes. I’m willing to concede we’re all terrorists further emphasizing the ridiculousness of the word. And thanks for patronizing me! Do you recall what we had done to them in their countries?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve also swept psychotropic drugs in the drinking water under the rug…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol terrorists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Magic Mineral⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And we keep ramping up production because… Capitalism!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badgers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking awesome

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Effort require Effort⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Smoke enough money you’ll believe anything the capitalists say. Money: not even once…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon recommends a cast iron pan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t care, use carbon steel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t imagine giving a fuck…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The massive U.S. port strike has begun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  JFC. Times like this I remember George Carlin and the bell curve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon attends school online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t mess with tradition, you gotta enter on the tail of an epic fart!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California’s new law forces digital stores to admit you’re just licensing content, not buying it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sore how downloading cars works but when I do it it feels like I own it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a reminder...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here it’s north of $40/hr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rose Finch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The rose finch will always be prettier because it isn’t smeared with bullshit and patriarchy to try and look different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not= naught

  FYI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨after 40 all meals are horror⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mind that stomach valve, they wear out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨after 40 all meals are horror⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I skip breakfast so technically lunch is breakfast but it’s then I eat my main meal and it’s always top notch. Who wants to eat a large meal in the evening?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the USA have so few legal protections for ordinary people, and how can we change that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horror Sign⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Friday night at the club

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facebook⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man! I wish I had read the Kar’en earlier!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Healthcare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who, thot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are vegan and gluten free items more expensive?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I eat for happiness. You have to die of something and I’m going to die of happiness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are vegan and gluten free items more expensive?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they suck so they don’t sell as many so they make up the difference by charging more. Also a fool and his money are soon parted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No thanks. I'm good.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve done the same with people… Fuck capitalism and all its sociopathic sycophants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disney creates best argument for piracy in a century.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who thinks capitalism is better than piracy?!’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sloths 🦥⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was making a joke about cop city. Sorry it sucked😒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Was this all an elaborate ruse to employ a shitty pun?!!