cyborganism
@cyborganism@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Chloroform 🌸 😋 💕 💕 4 days ago:
😑😑😑😑😑 I am le stupide.
- Comment on Chloroform 🌸 😋 💕 💕 4 days ago:
What’s that last one? A nose smells better than it tastes? Or are we talking boogers?
- Comment on IEEE 754 2 weeks ago:
So you have to remember how it’s represented in the system with how the bits are used? Or you just have to remember some general rules that “if you do that, it’ll fuck up.”
- Comment on IEEE 754 2 weeks ago:
No. I don’t have to remember that.
I just have to remember the limits and how you can break the system. You don’t have to think about the representation.
- Comment on IEEE 754 2 weeks ago:
Since 2008.
I’ve worked as a build engineer, application developer, web developer, product support, DevOps, etc.
I only ever had to worry about the limits, but never how it works in the background.
- Comment on IEEE 754 2 weeks ago:
The very wide majority of IT professionals don’t work on emulation or even system kernels. Most of us are doing simple applications, or working on supporting these applications, or their deployment and maintenance.
- Comment on IEEE 754 2 weeks ago:
LOL! Man I learned that in college and never used it ever again. I never came across any scenarios in my professional career as a software engineer where knowing this was useful at all outside of our labs/homework.
Anyone got any example where this knowledge became useful?
- Comment on Beware of BigReddit® 4 weeks ago:
How does college suck out intelligence and creativity?
- Comment on its not just me 4 weeks ago:
“Intel inside!™” - 🎶doon Doon doon DOON!🎶
- Comment on Okami sequel - Project Teaser Trailer 5 weeks ago:
Oh sweet!!!
- Comment on What gives you hope to keep going? 1 month ago:
Antidepressants
- Comment on a peaceful place 2 months ago:
Alright, what restaurant worker wrote this?
- Comment on Cultural differences 2 months ago:
You gotta go to Sherbrooke, Quebec for the best poutine. Or else Montreal.
- Comment on Cultural differences 2 months ago:
We give 5$ bills to strippers, which are worth aboot 1$ US. Plus you gotta factor in the inflation, eh.
- Comment on There is only 1 choice 2 months ago:
I normally don’t care when celebrities pass away. But I genuinely cried when Robin Williams died. And I’m still sad about it.
- Comment on What does baobab *wood* look like 2 months ago:
Bro. How do you even cut a baobab tree???
At most people have been cutting into the tree. Maybe you can search for “cut baobab tree”?
- Comment on Get good. 2 months ago:
😂😂😂
- Comment on Get good. 2 months ago:
This sounds like something from LinkedIn.
- Comment on Day 95 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 2 months ago:
I was planning on playing it after finishing Control. I just learned through an expansion that Alan Wake was related and I never played.
- Comment on They can take quite a bit of thermal shock (it is a ceramic glass composite) 2 months ago:
Yeah my mom had a set when I was a little kid. I dunno what happened to it.
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 2 months ago:
That a whole
'nother
Level
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 2 months ago:
The one that slaps the water that goes
Tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 2 months ago:
Amen brother
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 2 months ago:
So do you pee with your dick bent backwards between your butt cheeks to piss in the bowl while you face the door?
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 2 months ago:
If your attacker comes from behind, which is the most likely scenario, you’ll be caught off guard with both hands busy holding your junk. All they gotta do is shake you a little for you to be covered in your own piss. Checkmate.
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 2 months ago:
Hahahahahaha! “dO yOu SiT aT a UrInAl Or On A tReE?” That is some wrinkle-free brain logic right there.
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 2 months ago:
Guys who do diss other guys for not peeing standing up have major self esteem issues or insecurities.
I’m a man and I pee sitting down because:
- it’s more comfortable
- it doesn’t splash pee water everywhere all over the toilet bowl and the floor or my pants.
- can access the toilet paper easier to wipe clean instead of just shaking it and having a wet pee stain on my underwear
- I have my hands free to use my phone
- I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.
- Comment on Amazon cloud boss says employees unhappy with 5-day office mandate can leave 2 months ago:
Yes. Malicious compliance.
- Comment on YouTube: Why Google Search is Falling Apart. [Mrwhosetheboss] 2 months ago:
What’s a good alternative though? Tech giants have taken over Internet search and are pretty much all striving to be alike in generating the most revenue possible through ads and incorporating AI.
- Comment on I'll break the cycle...some day.... 3 months ago:
Oh shoot.
Any other instance that’s closer?