Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d have gay sex with her

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    • AquaTofana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So she’s actually as repugnant as he is, and her views are just as bad. I can’t remember her name and I can’t be bothered to look it up because fuck her, but she’s a minor influencer in the Conservative sphere. She goes on the streets and does those stupid shock value “interviews” with strangers.

      For anyone curious, this is from a series that a Lefty political commentator, Luke Beasley, did, where he and her sat together and tried to have measured discussions about their views. It was interesting, but it only went on for about 6 episodes, and it was rocky the entire way.

      Its all up on YouTube. And I watched. And despite her showing the smallest glimmer of understanding occasionally, she ultimately could not be convinced to change her views. It didnt help that her vile ass husband was behind the camera the entire time.

      Lastly, her husband didnt overtly say the above quote verbatim, but it was definitely heavily implied. This wasn’t putting words in his mouth, its a legit view he has.

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So long as she kept her mouth shut.
      To talk.

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  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No wonder MAGAs are obsessed with Cucks, their wives are desperate to feel something other than pain.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s mad how far I had to scroll to find that you’re the only person who’s clocked how she’s looking at him

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.

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  • davad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds like he just doesn’t want to have sex with his wife. That’s pretty gay.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      also specifying, he only giving her orgasms, so theres no enjoyment on his end.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … They could try saying the alphabet, that’s a least a place to start.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah. That’s essentially it.

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No other way to see it.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you should also notice that’s the conservative worldview in general. people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another. the same also appears in the work context, where they’re sternly against “handouts” because they don’t want to give “lazy” people a way to exist.

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    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another.

      And the view of the current conservatives in power in the US is that you can only be useful to society in very specific ways: For women, it’s reproduction and home making, and if you dare break out of that you are “destroying society”.

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    • obinice@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      people only have a right to exist as long as they’re useful to society in one way or another

      Capitalism, you say? :-D

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  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no, that’s gay

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    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everything is gay.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … Have you encountered a Republican before?

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• CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you’re having sex with a woman, you’re having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

  Checkmate libtards.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now I have to tell my wife I’ve been gay all these years.

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The only way to stop being gay is to never touch her again, otherwise you’re touching someone who has touched a dick and by the transitive property that makes you gay. Touching your wife is gay.

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  • shawn1122@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn didn’t know Lemmy drafted Aristotle. Another win for the Fediverse.

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  • spykee@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dear Aunt Agatha,
    I own a dick.
    I like to have my dick caressed by other dick-loving individual.
    What does that make me?
    Sincerely,
    All-out-now McJohnson

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You said dick three times in your letter. Anyone who uses the word dick is gay.

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  • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lol that was pretty good

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• Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh damn. Same here, but different.

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• Devadander@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

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  • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Given the grindr stats that follow them wherever they go, this seems plausible.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As an econometrician / data wonk, I’m pretty sure we are past ‘plausible’, more like well into ‘you could do a legitimate scientific paper on this and essentially prove it, and now we’re arguing over error bounds and precise methodology’.

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  • Supervisor194@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, was gonna say - this guy is another one of the “always, in every context, thinking about gay sex” closeted Republicans. Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Religion does this to them, the systematic and merciless repression of sexuality causes it to become an immense burden.

      Not just for the ones in the closet either. Hetero people are told their entire lives that sex is bad and internalize that their desires are evil, then they get married and you expect them to suddenly have a healthy sexual relationship?

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• korendian@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is a really weird way to say you can’t make a woman cum.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.

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  • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Getting your boywife boipreggers is completely heterosexual behavior

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you fail to get him boipreg, then it just means you are not masculine enough, and need to try again. And again. Until you get that butt baby.

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  • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Heh, so the ancient Greeks were on to something?

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    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also the Roman elites literally only had sex with their wives to procreate. For pleasure they went to the brothel or fuck a slave or concubine.

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    • shawn1122@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think they just romanticize Western antiquity which very much saw sex as a manifestation of power and control rather than an expression of an intimate connection.

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s trolling, right? Like he can’t be seriously sitting there saying that?

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, a whole lot of them really do seem to want to go back to Roman/Greek norms, so uh…

    Does this toga make my (UwU) look fat?

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• derry@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sound bite listening republicans on facebook, twitter, etc. These people exist so there is a big enough ‘ecosystem’ to capture the common person who is swayed by public opinion. That is, where public opinion is the vague sense they have of everyone agreeing with them because it’s all they see between little puppy videos or recipe videos or their weird aunt ranting about democrats being evil.

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    • Andonyx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But I like little puppy videos…

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  • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d have to know who he is to know he’s garbage

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    • Dionysus@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Really? All I need is that quote to know.

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

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  • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can

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    • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.

      Want and deserve, tho, are very different.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s an urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Conservatives get ZERO pussy

      Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.

      At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not sure they all choose.

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  • jali67@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine being a woman and being a Republican

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  • Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.

    Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.

    Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.

      Yes.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?

  She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.

  Insanity.

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Calm down Ben Shapiro

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    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I pity his wife.

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• dwzap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

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• Beebabe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.

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• tino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  talibans with a red hat

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• aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who’s this dude and why should we care.

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• Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So, it turns out he didnt say that. Well, not exactly. He did say that “gay sex” was anything that wasnt about “making babies”, but he wasnt saying dont give your wife an orgasm. He was talking about having sex just to get an orgasm being materialistic.

  Still a massive fucking idiot, but he did not say whats said here.

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH6uydPCX8Q<<< What he actually said… A YEAR AGO!

  The greater point seems to be about being against women being on birth control. I dont know, as I couldnt stand listening to him talk for very long.

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• abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Remember guys, if you don’t get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you’re gay.

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• ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

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• maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He has massive closet energy

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.

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• cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Venn with the Taliban is growing.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn’t ask) that they aren’t gay, is gay.

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she’s up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…

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• Otakulad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.

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• sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn’t for dudes like this, women’s standards wouldn’t be low enough for me to get laid

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  fellas, is it gay to cum with your wife?

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hats indoors is gayer.

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