Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

  fellas, is it gay to cum with your wife?

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

  Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄

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• kent_eh@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  This is your brain on MAGA

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• dwzap@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains. Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨30⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.

    This isn’t Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson’s prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you’ll find similar sentiments and commentary.

    Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay

    Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.

    raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia

    That falls under the “Very Rich Guy’s Addendum” to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you’re rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the rules apply.

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• MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I really hope that his wife gets and orgasm so amazing that it turns their baby black.

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

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  • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This implies women can’t be as bigoted as men and i can tell you they most CERTAINLY can

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    • RedAggroBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t really think it does. I’d think an awful bigoted woman would want to have an orgasm during sex just as much as anyone else.

      Want and deserve, tho, are very different.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s an urban legend that has been pervasive, but is still untrue. Conservatives get ZERO pussy, and that problem was conquered in 1976 when they began to reproduce asexually.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Conservatives get ZERO pussy

      Everyone knows the Other Team is a bunch of unfuckable losers, while Our Team is irresistibly sexy. “Liberals get ZERO pussy” is the line you’ll see all over conservative online communities, typically complimented with “Look at these ugly idiots saying stupid shit” meme material.

      At the same time, “all your teenagers are getting pregnant” is a line conservatives and liberals love to throw at one another. So you get to bend your brain into a pretzel trying to explain why everyone is - simultaneously - incel homebodies nobody wants to fuck and trailer trash having a dozen kids out of wedlock because they can’t control their animal urges.

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  • jali67@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Imagine being a woman and being a Republican

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m not sure they all choose.

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  • Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Can you imagine choosing to fuck a democrat? Id want to find ouf many many kids she has to know how much welfare she getting. Spin the wheel cuz she has at least 1 std.

    Oh, she doesn’t want a husbsnd, she just wants the money from child support.

    Look republican girls are just as stupid and shitty, if you decide to “pick a side” and you are red or blue, just leave my colorless ass outta your bullshit.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I may to stupid to understand all the minutiae.

      Yes.

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• ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Girls don’t hate their guts. Conservative women recognize this as virtue signaling and respond with the TradWife Pageantry in kind. These kinds of statements are purely performative. If you’ve grown up in these communities, you know that what you say in public (especially on TV) is totally different from what you do at home and behind closed doors.

    There’s an old joke popular out in Utah. “How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer? Invite over a second Mormon.”

    When you’re first introduced to the culture, its hard to realize that everyone is lying constantly. But the longer you live in the miasma of deceit and bullshittery, the easier it is to recognize that nothing these people say is for anything other than appearances. You should know better than to believe them. They don’t really expect you to believe them (and periodically express frustration when you can’t catch a fucking hint and play along). And so long as everything you’re up to remains sub rosa, nobody wants to check.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    No they don’t. They don’t wonder about anything at all, let alone what women think.

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨48⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If you care to last longer than 23.4 seconds you might be able to rearrange them in a way they like better.

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It aint limited to girls, bro beans. Anyone who isnt a fucking idiot hates their guts.

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  • Skyrocket0006@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    But do all girls hate their guts or are there enough who share the idea for some reason? He has a wife after all

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• trumpetmouth@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  sounds like a potency problem.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’d have gay sex with her

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  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, differently from the movie, she can always “unchoose”.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s mad how far I had to scroll to find that you’re the only person who’s clocked how she’s looking at him

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I had a husband like that once. Three babies but never an orgasm.

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    • ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Please feel free to ignore this if you’re not comfortable talking about this with strangers on the internet, but I’ve always wondered what keeps people persisting in a relationship like that. It’s easy for me to say, but I’d imagine having sex would definitely stop being appealing if it’s a one-sided affair. Not sure if I’d have the fortitude to put up with that to such an extent it’d result in three kids.

      Please enlighten me if you can, I’m honestly hoping to learn what mindset or circumstances got you to this point.

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He probably thinks wet ass pussy is a medical condition… at least Ben Shapiro does.

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  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro! I’m not gay!

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like an excuse not to have sex. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.

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  • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨47⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Something about Grindr statistics and RNC conventions…

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  • angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or an excuse to have sex with her even if she doesn’t want to/doesn’t like it.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I was thinking that maybe if they already have kids, he’d be like, “No, we can’t afford another one,” and go camping with his buddies instead.

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• Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Men will say anything to avoid admitting they’re bad at sex.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    … They could try saying the alphabet, that’s a least a place to start.

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  • davad@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like he just doesn’t want to have sex with his wife. That’s pretty gay.

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• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Isn’t this basically trying to roll back women’s position in society from people to baby makers?

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    … Have you encountered a Republican before?

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  • cyborganism@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah. That’s essentially it.

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d argue that he’s just trying to claim that the reason no woman has ever gotten pleasure from sex with him is because he didn’t want her to.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No other way to see it.

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  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    no, that’s gay

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    • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everything is gay.

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she’s up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too

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• boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.

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• abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Remember guys, if you don’t get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you’re gay.

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  • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨50⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    My buddy lost the ability to father children when his balls got crushed by a Jeep in a car accident. Does that mean he’s gay by default?

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  • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👨

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🎵 Every sperm is sacred… 🎵

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Having sex with your wife exactly once a year to avoid seeming too gay to the homies.

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• korendian@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is a really weird way to say you can’t make a woman cum.

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• Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh damn. Same here, but different.

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• derry@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

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• ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a way to tell on yourself there dude.

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• aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who’s this dude and why should we care.

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• Devadander@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You guys are misinterpreting this. He’s not far off the mark since the only time she has had an orgasm with him was that one time he gave in and let her use the strap-on.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It is gay to make your wife’s pussy wet?

  She has to be in pain otherwise you’re a fag that has feelings.

  Insanity.

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• BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they’re like this because they’re afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I assume he doesn’t wipe for the same reasons.

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this 🫴 …🦋 bisexuality in the closet?

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And they seriously fucking wonder why women don’t want to date them? Are they serious?..??

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The look on her face

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