What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔
Sounds like an excuse not to have sex. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.
Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?
Submitted 1 month ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
angrystego@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or an excuse to have sex with her even if she doesn’t want to/doesn’t like it.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was thinking that maybe if they already have kids, he’d be like, “No, we can’t afford another one,” and go camping with his buddies instead.
untorquer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something about Grindr statistics and RNC conventions…
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Is this 🫴 …🦋 bisexuality in the closet?
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 month ago
What kind of bisexual only wants to pleasure their partner once per year?
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 month ago
Her: I’m gonna listen to the village people full blast in the bedroom. Don’t disturb me.
ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What a way to tell on yourself there dude.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
He gay
TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
GroundedGator@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait till they find out how the elite and powerful view them (and pretty much all of us).
hayvan@feddit.nl 1 month ago
That’s the main delusion of every MAGA,fascist,racist, Islamist, whatever “I’m superior by birth” ideology everywhere: they believe they are the elite.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 month ago
What am I looking at exactly here?
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think it was Mad Max Fury Road
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Doubt this man is giving anyone an orgasm lol
Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 month ago
The funny part about this couple is she obviously wears the pants and commands the relationship. These two are weirdos.
Jinarched@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Skill issue
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it’s feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
ancient greek mindset
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I wont even touch my wife to be on the safe side of not giving her orgasms, only way to be sure is artificial insemination. In massive debt, but no homo.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Still kind of gay because you’re adding an entire medical industrial complex to the sex which some people would consider kinky.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And one of the first steps in artificial insemination is giving a guy a handjob.
33550336@lemmy.world 1 month ago
these people are lunatics
SippyCup@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Dennis Prager has like an hour long video where he removed about the differences between “men and women” and openly admits that he’s a) never been found attractive, 2) doesn’t really have pleasurable sex, and c, had a kinda creepy relationship with his dad.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s wild to me how different some people’s lives go. I suspect him and I would find each other’s lives equally unimaginable to see ourselves in.
And yeah I’ve always suspected a lot of the anti sex conservatives are on the ace spectrum or have some sexual trauma that manifests by suppression of desire, and completely lack the self awareness to not force their lack of desire onto others. Especially amongst asexual conservative men, who feel that not wanting women is emasculating and so they moralize and project. They make sex entirely about power or reproduction. It’s easier than getting themselves and their peers to decouple masculinity from heterosexuality.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Really? He seems like such a nice guy?
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
These guys cannot help but tell on themselves.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 month ago
The look on her face
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
record scratch
you’re probably wondering how I got here.
it’s a long story and involves one mediocre night of sex and a whole lifetime of poor choices.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And they seriously fucking wonder why women don’t want to date them? Are they serious?..??
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At this point conservatives are just subtly forcing people to be gay.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Magots have a christian foundation, which had people wear a cloth with a hole for sex, in medieval times.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They perceive any act in service to anybody but themselves as weakness. People say they’re like this because they’re afraid of being seen as feminine and that may be true for some but I think many others just want to live in a world where they have no accountability and can take whatever they want while being praised by the people around them for the scraps they leave behind.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Poor wife. She married a guy who’s too afraid to come out of the closet and who can’t pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.
Hawanja@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fellas, is it gay to breathe?
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The air has oxygenated a penis at one point. Begone you queer air
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Extremely. C’mon, we are going directly to the gulag.
Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guys is fucking your wife and pulling out gay?
Hoimo@ani.social 1 month ago
You’re all talking about this as if he’s gay, but he clearly says his wife is the one having orgasms during gay sex.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“I can’t figure out what this button does, so I refuse to use it >:(”
Jumpropegazing@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
i had someone call me a cuck for saying men should also do domestic labour n not treat their partners like servants lmfao
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
If giving my wife orgasms is gay, then call me a faggot.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄
arin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Her clit bigger than his dick
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I am 100% certain a large amount of conservatives have a massive cuck fetish and they get off on signaling it to the world. Why else would you admit of not being able to satisfy your wife on what seems to be a press conference.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
He might be able, ge just doesn’t care, which is worse imo.
uberdroog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his “devils thorn”. He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I really hope that his wife gets and orgasm so amazing that it turns their baby black.
incompetent@programming.dev 1 month ago
WTF LOL!!