Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?

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• suddenlyme@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I love that for them

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He’s gaaaaaaaaay that’s why

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  See there’s a problem here. My philosophy is that she gets off. No matter how hard I work at it. However I can’t just go up and tell women this.

  I thought I couldn’t date hot women because of my appearance. So they’d never find out my philosophy.

  It actually turns out I can’t date hot women, especially hot women like this, because hot and intelligent are uncorrelated (not positively or negatively, just no correlation). This woman, in particular (assuming that’s his wife) is physically attractive, but given her choice of partner, is clearly unable to think. Why the fuck would I be sexually attracted to someone who can’t think.

  Which explains why I don’t even bother following up. The slightest hint of stupid makes them unattractive. So it’s not my appearance, is it. It’s something else that’s wrong with me.

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Competence and intelligence are attractive, you aren’t elitist, that is so reasonable. Not saying there’s nothing wrong with you, I don’t know you. But wanting someone competent that you can talk to, that is a normal thing to need.

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  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Look no offence but there’s certainly some arrogance in thinking that what you think of as “can’t think” or “[ability] to think” in any way correlates with reality, or is based on anything but shallow subjectivity.

    Every single day I give off so many “hints of stupid[ity]”, and it’s the people who subsequently put me in an idiot box in their head that I simply can’t stand. Honestly I couldn’t revile anyone more.

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• benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So is it gay to masturbate? I mean, you’re not impregnating a woman, are you?

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  • mysticalone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No but you’re touching a dude and that’s gay

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• kent_eh@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is your brain on MAGA

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He says he won’t do it to cover up the fact he can’t do it due to being poorly skilled at sex.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah, it’s called the generic stuff

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I assume he doesn’t wipe for the same reasons.

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• Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Well, crealry this guy is some sort of an idiot despite his connection to MAGA. Second, I wonder if someone even tried to explain to him something and he ignored or no one even bothered to do so?

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, crealry this guy is some sort of a fool despite his connection to MAGA.

    Despite?

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• Bakkoda@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I didn’t care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x now of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Amish rules…education restricted to 8th grade since you don’t need any more than that.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My right foot was only meant to step on the moon. So I’m not going to use it for anything else!

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• Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So do they not have sex or does she just not orgasm?

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  • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes.

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    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Or alternatively, she orgasms plenty, just not with him.

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m guessing she is not interested anymore apart from when making babies. He will discover later that she was in fact having sex with someone else probably

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• Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Makes sense it might feel “gay” for him since he is a giant pussy.

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• ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I think what they mean is “serving anyones needs but mine and Great Leaders makes me feel bad”

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• Sunflier@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So gay

  -MAGAt cultists

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• LorIps@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You couldn’t torture that out of me.

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• trumpetmouth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  sounds like a potency problem.

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You guys are misinterpreting this. He’s not far off the mark since the only time she has had an orgasm with him was that one time he gave in and let her use the strap-on.

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  She’s looking at him and thinking, Oh that’s the reason he’s so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s gay if you’re watching me do it, f-boy.

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• GehLordFocker@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What else r should I say…EVERYONE is GAY

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  • RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What else could I write… I don’t have the right

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ironically, that kinda is what he said. The meme is misrepresenting what he actually said, for some reason. Without getting too deep into it, he basically said that sex that wasnt for the express purpose of making babies, was “gay sex”. The mention of orgasms, was in relation to this. Not about his wife, or about not giving your wife orgasms. Just that having sex only to have orgasms was “gay sex”.

    So, yes, he basically said that anyone having sex that wasnt about making babies, was gay…

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• BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What’s the woman’s name? I suspect she is a beard.

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• notreallyhere@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  fair

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• KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  (to title) I mean, if you’re a woman, yeah :p

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• Unlocking_Freedom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is the “wife” a chick with a dick?

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