Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is feeling romantic 2 weeks ago:
Just keep swimming
- Comment on Anon puts himself out there 2 weeks ago:
imagine the gender performances these guys are putting on
Hello, fellow woman. Would you like to go to the bathroom together and have periods?
- Comment on Anon puts himself out there 2 weeks ago:
I play guitar hero as Casey Lynch. I figure why play as who you look like when you can play as who you want to look at?
If I were going for accuracy to body type, I’d have to pick Lars Umlaut…
- Comment on Anon is feeling romantic 2 weeks ago:
Your ignorance does not make a convincing argument.
- Comment on New idea 3 weeks ago:
How does a farmer find his cows?
Irresistible!
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 weeks ago:
But you repeat yourself…
- Comment on Gallium 1 month ago:
if they had never decided to have an affair
Yeah, but that’s too difficult. Just ask my wife.
- Comment on Dik Piks 1 month ago:
I told them if it pops up to let me know…
- Comment on Former senior coroner’s officer says Lucy Letby has suffered miscarriage of justice 1 month ago:
dead babies
miscarriage
I see what you did there…
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 1 month ago:
You’re still ignoring the argument that a hybrid doesn’t have a typical vehicle alternator, it has a charging system that’s whole job is to generate electricity from the engine, and do that efficiently and reliably, and it has an electric a/c compressor.
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 1 month ago:
5 minutes? Luxury. I drive a 20 year old minivan. My commute is 15 minutes. It’s just starting to get noticeably cooler once I arrive.
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 1 month ago:
Not to mention the popup ads…
- Comment on Excel having a stab at dates 1 month ago:
On Linux, 0 often works out to 12/31/1969 after local time zone conversion…
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 1 month ago:
Where does a young man get this free health care? I’m not young anymore, but for free health care I can pretend to be…
- Comment on Try it today! 2 months ago:
What’s wrong with being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.
- Comment on Anon likes trains 2 months ago:
Where there are lots of people close together, weird how that works…
- Comment on Anon likes trains 2 months ago:
Yes but that might take a few years, we need to prop up our shitty city now…
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 2 months ago:
I tried an airzound, it was not as effective as the boat horn. Though to be fair, it was a long time ago - so long, in fact, that I could go to RadioShack and buy dust remover spray to replace the canister, and it was significantly cheaper than the official refills at marine supply stores…
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 2 months ago:
I used to have one wedged between the brake and gearshift levers of my bicycle, so I could hit the button with my thumb, it was very handy.
- Comment on Benny 😍😍😍 1 year ago:
Every accusation is a confession…
- Comment on That's just what happens. It's life. 1 year ago:
Do you know what she’s called?
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
Fold‽
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
Dyslexics untie!
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
I think gen x did that… You’re welcome.
- Comment on He remains at large 1 year ago:
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
- Comment on He remains at large 1 year ago:
Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…
- Comment on Automation 1 year ago:
Would you have accepted “righty tighty lefty loosely”?
- Comment on We need this level of energy. All the time... 1 year ago:
including the dak side of it.
I assume you mean dark- but there is no dark side, the moon rotates with respect to the sun as it goes around the earth, so it has a day / night cycle of about a month.
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 1 year ago:
I’ve worked a lot of different jobs over the years, some well in my skill set, some well outside, and if there’s one thing I’ve noticed, it’s that with very few exceptions, knowledge and skills matter very little, what matters most is sucking up to the boss, a skill I am exceedingly bad at. Interestingly enough, one of the jobs where skill mattered most was construction, even when I worked for my uncle, he barely cut me any breaks. He once said “you hammer like old people fuck”. Not to mention the number of times he yelled at me because I was shit with a tape measure. “Cut it 3 times and it’s still too short”. Yeah nepotism didn’t help me there.
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 1 year ago:
I live in a suburb to the east of Phoenix. I wouldn’t even consider a job on the west side. Nothing to do with Europe, just the reality of a large city.