Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemmy.world
- Comment on I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess? 1 hour ago:
I mean, that’s kind of the point - someone else wiser said the real thing, then Mr smarty-pants heard it, didn’t understand it, but thought it sounded cool so began repeating what he thought he heard to people who also don’t know any better, but like the way he says it so they give him their money to play with. Business/capitalism in a nutshell.
- Comment on I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess? 1 hour ago:
I thought the one guy had shit a brick…
- Comment on I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess? 1 hour ago:
I beat my kids
at chess whenever we play.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 4 days ago:
I knew a guy in high school that choked himself out for fun, like he would devise techniques to make sure when he passed out the choking force would be removed, and he was trying to convince me to try it… No thanks, I’ll just stick to drugs.
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 4 days ago:
When I was young I could go again within a couple minutes… After 30 it was pretty rare… Then in late 40s started having trouble keeping it up for a one time thing, but I figured it was psychological because my then wife didn’t want it (from me) anymore anyway… Then when that ended I took care of things, got a vasectomy and medication that lets me go multiple rounds again, at least in theory… Haven’t gotten to test out the theory yet, other than in my own hands…
- Comment on Weird 1 week ago:
What’s black and white and laughs?
The priest who pushed her.
- Comment on Weird 1 week ago:
I’m 51, I have several 30-something coworkers, one in particular gets all my cultural references, one in particular gets none of them. It’s fun to get them together…
- Comment on Weird 1 week ago:
I’m a 51 year old (as of today) and I feel like I’m 25, and when I talk to people… Wait, I don’t talk to people…
- Comment on Rip lol 1 month ago:
That’s what she said…
- Comment on klown show 6 x-treme 1 month ago:
Because it’s not commonly used that way. If we avoided anything that had at some time been used as a slur, we’d only have about 3 names to pick from. (Of course I exaggerate, but it’s better than saying “it would retard growth”, isn’t it?)
- Comment on klown show 6 x-treme 1 month ago:
cat klitoris 😻
- Comment on klown show 6 x-treme 1 month ago:
muclit!
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 months ago:
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me.
- Comment on When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum 2 months ago:
Yes, everything about it was extra heavy.
- Comment on When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum 2 months ago:
That’s the problem though, with old systems like that, the CPU was like 1/10th of the equation, the hardware was far more important. Porting something often involved a full rewrite.
- Comment on When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum 2 months ago:
My dad had a DEC something or other that was basically a cube with most of its space being two 8" floppy drives… No clue if it ran cp/m…
- Comment on When I die maybe they will also stuff me and put me in a museum 2 months ago:
My local science museum had a laptop from the '90s on display, with the caption “computing in the 1900s”. My kids asked if that was what I had in school when I was their age, and I had to break the news to them that I was already done with school when those were current…
- Comment on Full circle. 2 months ago:
It’s both, depending on perspective. You emigrate from America to Zimbabwe according to other Americans. To Zimbabweans, you have immigrated to Zimbabwe from America.
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 2 months ago:
Uncut here, never needed lube either.
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 2 months ago:
I got a vasectomy because I don’t want kids. Unfortunately, when I got home, they were still there.
(I’m kidding, I love my kids. But I definitely don’t want any more)
- Comment on Guess this is where I’m at now 2 months ago:
I sit in an office all day, not much filth. But yeah, if I go for a bike ride and get all sweaty, I’ll shower after, but then I’ll usually forgo the morning shower… only usually, because morning shower helps me wake up.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I mean, if my experience is any indication, she won’t listen… But then again, it turns out my wife was passive aggressively trying to get me to leave her for years but I was too oblivious to get her hints…
- Comment on Rude 3 months ago:
Date a contortionist, order is not a concern.
- Comment on A product of his environment 3 months ago:
Not that easy - changing the rules generally requires a vote to the homeowners, not just the board, and usually requires a minimum amount of participation (like a majority have to approve, regardless of how many(few) vote).
- Comment on A product of his environment 3 months ago:
I don’t consider it authoritarian to not want my next door neighbor to turn their front lawn into a junkyard.
That is authoritarian, regardless of how reasonable the desire is. If the only thing keeping your neighbor from turning their front yard into a junkyard is a threat of force, is that a relationship worth preserving?
- Comment on A product of his environment 3 months ago:
Ring doorbell camera can’t be “pointed”, it screws to a flat surface, presumably the doorway. That said, they have a pretty wide field of view.
- Comment on A product of his environment 3 months ago:
In US we call that a housing cooperative, that’s different, because the co-op owns the building(s), then people own shares in the co-op. An HOA generally only owns (and maintains) the common areas, then individuals own their own building, but sometimes there aren’t any common areas, then you’re just paying the HOA for the privilege of being subject to their extra rules. Co-ops are rare, and harder to finance (since you don’t own something that can be foreclosed on)
- Comment on A product of his environment 3 months ago:
Seems like it should be possible to introduce crab grass to his lawn…
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 3 months ago:
I grew up in Boston, I’ve lived in Phoenix for the last 25 years… I think you have that backwards, at least that’s been my experience.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 3 months ago:
A day? In New England we say if you don’t like the weather, wait 15 minutes, it’ll change. And Boston drivers aren’t bad, just aggressive. New Jersey drivers are bad.