Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemmy.world
- Comment on Benny 😍😍😍 5 months ago:
Every accusation is a confession…
- Comment on That's just what happens. It's life. 5 months ago:
Do you know what she’s called?
- Comment on Ironing 5 months ago:
Fold‽
- Comment on Ironing 5 months ago:
Dyslexics untie!
- Comment on Ironing 5 months ago:
I think gen x did that… You’re welcome.
- Comment on He remains at large 5 months ago:
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
- Comment on He remains at large 5 months ago:
Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…
- Comment on Automation 5 months ago:
Would you have accepted “righty tighty lefty loosely”?
- Comment on We need this level of energy. All the time... 5 months ago:
including the dak side of it.
I assume you mean dark- but there is no dark side, the moon rotates with respect to the sun as it goes around the earth, so it has a day / night cycle of about a month.
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 5 months ago:
I’ve worked a lot of different jobs over the years, some well in my skill set, some well outside, and if there’s one thing I’ve noticed, it’s that with very few exceptions, knowledge and skills matter very little, what matters most is sucking up to the boss, a skill I am exceedingly bad at. Interestingly enough, one of the jobs where skill mattered most was construction, even when I worked for my uncle, he barely cut me any breaks. He once said “you hammer like old people fuck”. Not to mention the number of times he yelled at me because I was shit with a tape measure. “Cut it 3 times and it’s still too short”. Yeah nepotism didn’t help me there.
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 5 months ago:
I live in a suburb to the east of Phoenix. I wouldn’t even consider a job on the west side. Nothing to do with Europe, just the reality of a large city.
- Comment on The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion 6 months ago:
Black bears are the most “cowardly”, but all three will fuck you up to protect their young
Eh, not really… Black bear cubs are quite capable of climbing trees, the mother will definitely make her displeasure known to you, but it’s mainly for show.
Source: I once unwittingly startled a mama black bear and her cubs, ended up falling flat on my back so I was quite vulnerable, she could have easily torn me apart if she wanted to, but she just charged at me, stopped about 6 feet away grumbling, stomped the ground, and clacked her teeth at me. The cubs were up their trees faster than squirrels.
- Comment on Problem solved ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ 6 months ago:
I was told it was federal, but I don’t keep up with that stuff anymore, I’ve been HOA free for the last 9 years…
- Comment on Problem solved ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ 6 months ago:
They can’t initiate foreclosure anymore, since around 2005 or thereabouts… But they can still file a lien, and collect on it if foreclosure happens.
- Comment on Problem solved ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ 6 months ago:
It doesn’t say what to do with them… If I see something like that with no context, I’m breeding ginormous people-eating dandelions…
- Comment on Which is which? 6 months ago:
Dishes done.
- Comment on Every damn day 6 months ago:
If your employer is halfway decent, sure. Unfortunately some (like mine) will start denying pto requests once you hit 2 weeks. So then you say “fine, I’ll take it unpaid” and they say “that’s not an option.” The fuck it is…
- Comment on Why has no one thought of this before?! 6 months ago:
Nonono, that’s a stupid puzzle game. The word you’re looking for is sardaukar.
- Comment on Why has no one thought of this before?! 6 months ago:
There are lots of reasons this wouldn’t work, but yours isn’t one of them. Plenty of coastal cities have already done this on a small scale, whole neighborhoods are built on fill- back bay in Boston, marina district in San Francisco just to name a couple. And as a bonus, a good strong earthquake turns it to soup, so you can wipe the slate clean and start over.
- Comment on There it is 7 months ago:
I remember that being the one where you can headshot someone and their head explodes with a spurt of blood and their arms reach up and flail around briefly before they die… Wonder why they didn’t keep that around with the later sequels? Oh and finding the double ended purple dildo in the police station…
- Comment on The post title is "Best Tablet for Kids 2024" 8 months ago:
That’s how you get your kids to spend all their time at their friends’ houses…
- Comment on He died how he lived 8 months ago:
Come on now, that’s disrespectful to the cancer.
- Comment on Return to monkey then? 8 months ago:
Technically you can’t here either, they call it a donation, but they pay you… Not sure exactly what the loophole is. I’ve never done it, but I used to work with a guy that did it as much as they’d let him.
- Comment on Return to monkey then? 8 months ago:
You can sell your plasma…
- Comment on Return to monkey then? 8 months ago:
And now I’m picturing 8 billion orangutans all pooping at the same time. Thank you.
- Comment on So sad 8 months ago:
That’s how goblins like it.
- Comment on So sad 8 months ago:
Barf-o-rama
- Comment on So sad 8 months ago:
I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little…
- Comment on 8 months ago:
Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
- Comment on Why do we castrate animals instead of giving them vasectomies? 8 months ago:
A eunuch’s life is hard- and nothing else.