Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemmy.world
- Comment on And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons 5 days ago:
I had a Hotmail account before Microsoft bought them…
- Comment on And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons 5 days ago:
I still have a Yahoo email account that I’ve had since 1997 I think… 7 letters, no numbers.
- Comment on Foolproof advice 4 weeks ago:
Can confirm, was stabbed.
- Comment on Anon is feeling romantic 1 month ago:
Just keep swimming
- Comment on Anon puts himself out there 1 month ago:
imagine the gender performances these guys are putting on
Hello, fellow woman. Would you like to go to the bathroom together and have periods?
- Comment on Anon puts himself out there 1 month ago:
I play guitar hero as Casey Lynch. I figure why play as who you look like when you can play as who you want to look at?
If I were going for accuracy to body type, I’d have to pick Lars Umlaut…
- Comment on Anon is feeling romantic 1 month ago:
Your ignorance does not make a convincing argument.
- Comment on New idea 1 month ago:
How does a farmer find his cows?
Irresistible!
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 1 month ago:
But you repeat yourself…
- Comment on Gallium 2 months ago:
if they had never decided to have an affair
Yeah, but that’s too difficult. Just ask my wife.
- Comment on Dik Piks 2 months ago:
I told them if it pops up to let me know…
- Comment on Former senior coroner’s officer says Lucy Letby has suffered miscarriage of justice 2 months ago:
dead babies
miscarriage
I see what you did there…
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 2 months ago:
You’re still ignoring the argument that a hybrid doesn’t have a typical vehicle alternator, it has a charging system that’s whole job is to generate electricity from the engine, and do that efficiently and reliably, and it has an electric a/c compressor.
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 2 months ago:
5 minutes? Luxury. I drive a 20 year old minivan. My commute is 15 minutes. It’s just starting to get noticeably cooler once I arrive.
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 2 months ago:
Not to mention the popup ads…
- Comment on Excel having a stab at dates 3 months ago:
On Linux, 0 often works out to 12/31/1969 after local time zone conversion…
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 3 months ago:
Where does a young man get this free health care? I’m not young anymore, but for free health care I can pretend to be…
- Comment on Try it today! 3 months ago:
What’s wrong with being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.
- Comment on Anon likes trains 3 months ago:
Where there are lots of people close together, weird how that works…
- Comment on Anon likes trains 3 months ago:
Yes but that might take a few years, we need to prop up our shitty city now…
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 3 months ago:
I tried an airzound, it was not as effective as the boat horn. Though to be fair, it was a long time ago - so long, in fact, that I could go to RadioShack and buy dust remover spray to replace the canister, and it was significantly cheaper than the official refills at marine supply stores…
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 3 months ago:
I used to have one wedged between the brake and gearshift levers of my bicycle, so I could hit the button with my thumb, it was very handy.
- Comment on Benny 😍😍😍 1 year ago:
Every accusation is a confession…
- Comment on That's just what happens. It's life. 1 year ago:
Do you know what she’s called?
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
Fold‽
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
Dyslexics untie!
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
I think gen x did that… You’re welcome.
- Comment on He remains at large 1 year ago:
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
- Comment on He remains at large 1 year ago:
Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…
- Comment on Automation 1 year ago:
Would you have accepted “righty tighty lefty loosely”?