Malfeasant
@Malfeasant@lemmy.world
- Comment on Gallium 5 days ago:
if they had never decided to have an affair
Yeah, but that’s too difficult. Just ask my wife.
- Comment on Dik Piks 1 week ago:
I told them if it pops up to let me know…
- Comment on Former senior coroner’s officer says Lucy Letby has suffered miscarriage of justice 1 week ago:
dead babies
miscarriage
I see what you did there…
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 1 week ago:
You’re still ignoring the argument that a hybrid doesn’t have a typical vehicle alternator, it has a charging system that’s whole job is to generate electricity from the engine, and do that efficiently and reliably, and it has an electric a/c compressor.
- Comment on Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say 1 week ago:
5 minutes? Luxury. I drive a 20 year old minivan. My commute is 15 minutes. It’s just starting to get noticeably cooler once I arrive.
- Comment on Anon does some online shopping 1 week ago:
Not to mention the popup ads…
- Comment on Excel having a stab at dates 3 weeks ago:
On Linux, 0 often works out to 12/31/1969 after local time zone conversion…
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 3 weeks ago:
Where does a young man get this free health care? I’m not young anymore, but for free health care I can pretend to be…
- Comment on Try it today! 4 weeks ago:
What’s wrong with being drunk?
Ask a glass of water.
- Comment on Anon likes trains 4 weeks ago:
Where there are lots of people close together, weird how that works…
- Comment on Anon likes trains 4 weeks ago:
Yes but that might take a few years, we need to prop up our shitty city now…
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 5 weeks ago:
I tried an airzound, it was not as effective as the boat horn. Though to be fair, it was a long time ago - so long, in fact, that I could go to RadioShack and buy dust remover spray to replace the canister, and it was significantly cheaper than the official refills at marine supply stores…
- Comment on Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone. 5 weeks ago:
I used to have one wedged between the brake and gearshift levers of my bicycle, so I could hit the button with my thumb, it was very handy.
- Comment on Benny 😍😍😍 1 year ago:
Every accusation is a confession…
- Comment on That's just what happens. It's life. 1 year ago:
Do you know what she’s called?
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
Fold‽
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
Dyslexics untie!
- Comment on Ironing 1 year ago:
I think gen x did that… You’re welcome.
- Comment on He remains at large 1 year ago:
Toddlers are plenty rebellious already, it’s just a different kind. Teenagers rebel against authority. Toddlers rebel against their own existence.
- Comment on He remains at large 1 year ago:
Yeah but that’s an average, you never know when he’s going to double up one week so he can take the next one off…
- Comment on Automation 1 year ago:
Would you have accepted “righty tighty lefty loosely”?
- Comment on We need this level of energy. All the time... 1 year ago:
including the dak side of it.
I assume you mean dark- but there is no dark side, the moon rotates with respect to the sun as it goes around the earth, so it has a day / night cycle of about a month.
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 1 year ago:
I’ve worked a lot of different jobs over the years, some well in my skill set, some well outside, and if there’s one thing I’ve noticed, it’s that with very few exceptions, knowledge and skills matter very little, what matters most is sucking up to the boss, a skill I am exceedingly bad at. Interestingly enough, one of the jobs where skill mattered most was construction, even when I worked for my uncle, he barely cut me any breaks. He once said “you hammer like old people fuck”. Not to mention the number of times he yelled at me because I was shit with a tape measure. “Cut it 3 times and it’s still too short”. Yeah nepotism didn’t help me there.
- Comment on I fucking hate the job search 1 year ago:
I live in a suburb to the east of Phoenix. I wouldn’t even consider a job on the west side. Nothing to do with Europe, just the reality of a large city.
- Comment on The men vs. bear saga reaches the inevitable conclusion 1 year ago:
Black bears are the most “cowardly”, but all three will fuck you up to protect their young
Eh, not really… Black bear cubs are quite capable of climbing trees, the mother will definitely make her displeasure known to you, but it’s mainly for show.
Source: I once unwittingly startled a mama black bear and her cubs, ended up falling flat on my back so I was quite vulnerable, she could have easily torn me apart if she wanted to, but she just charged at me, stopped about 6 feet away grumbling, stomped the ground, and clacked her teeth at me. The cubs were up their trees faster than squirrels.
- Comment on Problem solved ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ 1 year ago:
I was told it was federal, but I don’t keep up with that stuff anymore, I’ve been HOA free for the last 9 years…
- Comment on Problem solved ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ 1 year ago:
They can’t initiate foreclosure anymore, since around 2005 or thereabouts… But they can still file a lien, and collect on it if foreclosure happens.
- Comment on Problem solved ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ 1 year ago:
It doesn’t say what to do with them… If I see something like that with no context, I’m breeding ginormous people-eating dandelions…
- Comment on Which is which? 1 year ago:
Dishes done.
- Comment on Every damn day 1 year ago:
If your employer is halfway decent, sure. Unfortunately some (like mine) will start denying pto requests once you hit 2 weeks. So then you say “fine, I’ll take it unpaid” and they say “that’s not an option.” The fuck it is…