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MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 weeks ago
walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
Dandelions never hurt anybody.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
You must not have met HOAs.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
HOAs have hurt people.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not that I’ll ever buy a home but I would never buy one in an HOA
Zekas@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But they did stand in the way of this guy selling herbicide
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dandelions actually do important work for your lawn. They break up the hardened soil to make the ground softer for the grass to grow in. Letting dandelions grow will lead to a more beautiful lawn.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I like dandelions. I’d let them grow even without the additional benefits just because they’re pretty. And also fun for kids when the seeds mature and you can pluck them and blow them into the wind.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I completely agree. But for all those that want the lawn to be beautiful and healthy it’s good to have that knowledge about them. They’re useful and good looking. Best combo.
shiftymccool@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Also pollinators love them!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
They do!
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 4 weeks ago
I will never understand lawns.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Lawns became symbols of the elite in England, as wealthy landowners sought to show off their gains via the most ostentatious displays possible outside stately homes.
Colonizing landowners were keen to replicate the look of a manicured English garden. As such, English imperialism is somewhat to blame for lawns being created around the world, where they became a status symbol, and a sign of wealth and well-to-do.
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 4 weeks ago
What I don’t get is what’s the point of a garden with only 2cm-long grass in it?
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
The point is to make home ownership too expensive for black people by wasting land
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dogs tend to like them. Other than that…
Liz@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Dogs would be just as happy with any other kind of nature, let’s be real.
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
I wonder is it something specific to the USA or in other countries people are obseessing over nit having them in the lawn?
I’m in France and every though WE are far from having wild urban meadow or meadow at all, I’ve never heard of people and HOA complaining about dandelion before learning nolawn mouvement on the internet.JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Totally a USA thing. Dandelions and Clover are seen as undesirable to our eugenicized monoculture lawns.
The terrible part is the clover and dandelions and these other early season
flowers“weeds” are a very important part of a bees diet.MintyAnt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I love your line of thinking. Lawns don’t feed the ecosystem, flowers do! But here in the US dandelions and clover are not a critical part of their diet. Native plants are the critical part of their diet - e.g. Native maple trees that bloom first!
Dandelions are native to Europe
Clover is native to Eurasia
They are far from the worst weeds, i wouldn’t go eradicating them like you should invasive plants (I leave both in my lawn anyways). But if we are looking to support our bees and ecosystem, then we should be re wilding our yard and growing native plants
In New England there’s a lot of neat spring ephemerals too (select from additional attributes)
GiddyGap@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Definitely a thing in the US. People spend lots of money to have chemicals poured onto their yards every year, summer and winter, to keep the weeds away. All of those chemicals have to go somewhere. Probably the groundwater and streams and other bodies of water. Not good.
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
I know people who mowed down carefully their lawn and spray them with presticide but they never had a issue with having dandelions, daisies and other common grass flowers, they are usually considered part of the lawn.
sirico@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
It’s a weird culture a lot of emphasis on freedom and protecting your home but then you just “ok then” when the local busy body comes around. It’s your land get them told
myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 weeks ago
…HOAs hire management companies; management companies issue citations, collect fines, file liens, and foreclose your property…
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I too had never heard of the insane hatred on the poor dandelions before stumbling upon it online.
They should just eat more salad if it’s such a problem.
letsgo@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Clearly someone who’s never accidentally tasted dandelion milk.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
I stole this meme from somewhere else so I really don’t know anything about the backstory, so it could have been a grumpy neighbor for all I know.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
People can eat dandelions. So, free food? Where?
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can eat dandelion greens, but be careful where you pick them. Some people use pesticides for spiders and ticks around their homes, or weed-killers. You can also boil the greens and flowers to make tea.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
So maybe I get a yummy meal, maybe I just fucking die?
I’ll roll those dice.
Slovene@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
The whole dandelion is edible. Flower too.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
People that are too lazy or can’t afford to cut their lawn typically also can’t or don’t care to afford pesticides.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Chocrates@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dandelion greens are really good for you. Plus as others have noted monoculture lawns are pretty bad for the environment. Better than impermeable surfaces but still not great.
rayyy@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can make Dandelion wine, coffee, dandelion salve, dandelion syrup, dye your clothes and eat them, to mention a few uses. - maybe he should sell them.
ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
I’ll pass on eating my clothes
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t knock it 'til you’ve tried it.
knightmare1147@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve made dandelion wine and dandelion root tea, both good. A wonderful little treat of a plant.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Yeah but that sounds an awful lot like work.
HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh no! Your neighbour will really be upset now…
What they meant us your lawn has less than the regulation number of dandelions. Quick, go gather seeds and start replanting!
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 1 week ago
if you’re letting your dandelions flower, you should remove them when they go to seed. if they seed your neighbor’s lawns, your neighbors are probably going to use pesticides that are going to be flushed into your local water table
Snapz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Do the dandelion dance! Blast techno! Wear a speedo! Celebrate nature’s bounty, yo!!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It doesn’t say what to do with them… If I see something like that with no context, I’m breeding ginormous people-eating dandelions…
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Now that’s an interesting plot twist
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Worked in animal crossing
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s better than someone dousing the lawn in roundup.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Personally, I prefer the slovenly lions.
WereCat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dan the lion?
mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
Free Dandelions! From the sidewalk to the fence!
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Pretty soon your neighborhood will be lousy with Italians
Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I fucking hate dandelions, I hate herbicides a shit ton more though. I planted clover and other ground over to compete with the dandelions and to feed the bees. My husband and I go out picking dandelions any day it’s not raining and we see yellow in the yard. It’s kinda fun to see who can get the longest thickest root 😉
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Look, a dandelion! Must be the last one of the season!
tnt1232007@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
what about the wives
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
I can’t fathom why anyone hates dandelions. The entire plant is edible and they’re a cute little flower.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
Some people are allergic to joy.
_cnt0@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Not joy in general; just other people’s joy.
unreachable@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
And they are amazing for bees
Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I heard their pollen doesn’t provide enough nutrients for the hive/queen. Specifically protein.
DannyMac@lemm.ee [bot] 4 weeks ago
Yeah, I don’t even get mad at them any more. They are hardcore survivors and proliferators, and will have a welcome haven in my lawn to piss off dick neighbors like in the post
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Did you know you can get them in pink and white?
Really piss off your neighbors!
jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I saw a bunny once systemically behead a bunch of dandelions in an area. It was cute and scary.
0ops@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Goats love dandelions. It’s like cocaine
frezik@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
They’re technically an invasive species in North America. Been around long enough now that they could maybe be considered native. If you’re looking to do a natural lawn in NA, though, you should probably still consider them a weed.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
That’s a good point, and I fact I keep forgetting. Probably because the people who typically take issue with them aren’t concerned about native species (if they were, they wouldn’t like the grass either.
stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
maybe they’re allergic to the pollen