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Master of Applied Cuntery, Level 7 Misanthrope, and Social Injustice Warrior
- Comment on Why American Films Are Objectively The Best, post # 1/17 1 week ago:
Watching that movie was a drug-infested nightmare. The drugs were my fault, the nightmares were on the movie. The fire extinguisher scene went on for what felt an eternity. Showing the head for punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch after punch until it was a pulpy mess not recognizable as a head with blood seeping out of it. Actually, I think the right-hand side of the meme is a pretty apt categorization for that movie, except, maybe, the unenjoyable part. Enjoyability just depends on your own perversions and morbidity. And the title of the movie is a lie. I reversed the fire extinguisher scene: it becomes a love story of a kind and dedicated fire extinguisher reconstructing a dead man’s head. I sometimes masturbate to that.
- Comment on Why American Films Are Objectively The Best, post # 1/17 1 week ago:
Tell me you haven’t seen the uncut version of Irreversible without telling me you haven’t seen the uncut version of Irreversible. That’s like, peak entertainment. Thank me for the trauma later.
- Comment on It's time to stop 5 weeks ago:
I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says sheernanigans!
- Comment on Anon discovers cigarettes 1 month ago:
Second line points out addiction, then goes on to ask why? That’s a special kind of stupidity on its own.
- Comment on My password is not accepted because it is too long 1 month ago:
Then again, there’s not much point to super long passwords. They’ll be turned into hashes, commonly of 128, 196, or 256 bits length. When brute forcing, by a certain length, it’s pretty much guaranteed there’s a shorter combination computing to the same hash. And an attacker doesn’t need your password, just some password that computes to the same hash. With 256 bit hashes a password with 1000 characters isn’t more secure than one with 15 in any meaningful way.
- Comment on this post is just 42kib 1 month ago:
Mmh, diffuse dither … give me some Bayer dither!
- Comment on velosaur 1 month ago:
Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1
- Comment on ich_iel 2 months ago:
SPRICH
- Comment on America is fucked 2 months ago:
Deine Mutter schwitzt beim Kacken.
- Comment on America is fucked 2 months ago:
Richtig!
- Comment on America is fucked 2 months ago:
How many Germans does it take to change lightbulb?
- Comment on Proton 2 months ago:
- Comment on The public isn't happy about me either 4 months ago:
I think this is a Shittshitpost.
- Comment on GOG’s New Plan To Weaponize Its Community’s Wishlist Of Games To Pressure IP Holders 5 months ago:
I happen to have the original CDs and might be of help in preservation efforts. Not quite sure where I misplaced them, but I just had NOLF 2 in my hands.
- Comment on It's Wednesday my dudes...? 5 months ago:
Stupid sexy frog!
- Comment on Is it wrong to not have a disabled child solely to avoid forcing the child to suffer their whole life? 5 months ago:
No.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
That’s a lot of words to say you’re from Alabama.
- Comment on The children yearn for the mines 6 months ago:
- Comment on Saint Luigi 6 months ago:
I can’t find the words to properly express how much I love this.
- Comment on Acquire 6 months ago:
I am here to inquire about your spoons.
- Comment on If you find any German words, you can keep them 8 months ago:
SPRICH
- Comment on Regain Control in my ass 9 months ago:
В танце in my ass (in dance in my ass)
- Comment on I've been busy lately 10 months ago:
🎶 I see a black road and I want to paint red 🎶
- Comment on Burninate 11 months ago:
I’ll just leave this here for those in need of some educationing: m.youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ&pp=ygUWdHJvZ2Rv…
- Comment on Just... a little...... farther 1 year ago:
I used my PC to watch TV from bed before sleeping and just set an auto shutdown so it would turn off after I fell asleep. Once I forgot to set the auto shutdown. So I did the only reasonable thing: I grabbed the laptop next to my bed, booted it, SSHed into my PC, shut it down remotely and then powered off the laptop. This was in the days of spinning hard discs and the entire scheme took at least 20 times as long as had I just gotten up, moved 1.5m (that’s 5 feet in freedom units) and shut it down directly.
- Comment on It's basic science 1 year ago:
All of them are great if you want diabetes.
- Comment on Young Women Are Fleeing Organized Religion. This Was Predictable. 1 year ago:
Do you mean subset?
- Comment on Problem solved ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ 1 year ago:
Not joy in general; just other people’s joy.
- Comment on Womens fashion guide 1 year ago:
Dear women, please don’t listen to a random cunt on the internet on how to dress. I’m also random, and a cunt, but please dress like this:
- Comment on .rar me 1 year ago:
Your mom is so fat she compresses a binary tree into a linked list in O(1) by sitting on it.
