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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Deceptichum@quokk.au⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This joke is a bit derivative

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!

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      • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

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      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        or the Yomamaisaraptor!

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    • a14o@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor

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      • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
        • constantraptor
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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t forget Speedraptor!

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      • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!

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      • adb@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t the raptors cancel though?

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Smh cancel culture these days

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?

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      • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.

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  • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Acceleraptor is a nice name.

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    • Unbecredible@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor

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  • Alsephina@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.

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    • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Displacemenraptor/timeraptor

      Actually that’s still wrong.

      dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.

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      • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Or you could go with:

        (Displacementeraptor/ Timeraptor) * Vectoreraptor
        

        The d is only needed if it is changing.

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    • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah we need a distanceraptor

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  • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly

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    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      or distance(raptor)^2

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Here’s a few more pixels

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The legendary timeraptor that can control time

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said “GO AWAY!”

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      • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?

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  • _cnt0@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1

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  • Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I there a directionless speed raptor?

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    speedraptor don’t care where you are.
    speedraptor care about speed.

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      speedraptor don’t care where you are.

      Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor

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    • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That’s a law in physics.

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        What does that effectively mean

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!

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  • Gloria@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Post it to !imageai@sh.itjust.works !

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  • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor

    acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²

    momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor

    …you know what, I’m going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!

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  • CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Timeraptors went extinct but you can still run into them today.

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  • necessary@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why not ‘Chronoraptor’?

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  • guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
      I got my own displacement
      And the time - by line - is rent
      Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
      Pick up them claws;
      We’re opening doors
      An’ when I integrate again
      I’m addin’ that C, ya ken?
      Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
      I’m the Velo’C’Rapper

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A lot of Velociraptors out there, in Banks, Insurances, Companies and Policy

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So … if two Lux-Velociraptors form a square and a Massoraptor crashes into then …

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  • 7empest@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    Timeraptor has arrived … ALAN

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  • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t know why, but this meme triggered me.

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