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• piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

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  • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      or the Yomamaisaraptor!

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    • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

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  • a14o@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor

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    • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      • constantraptor

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This joke is a bit derivative

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t forget Speedraptor!

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    • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!

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    • adb@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t the raptors cancel though?

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Smh cancel culture these days

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?

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    • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, Distance(raptor²)/Timeraptor, or Distanceraptor/Time.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Acceleraptor = ΔVelociraptor / Timeraptor

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Acceleraptor is a nice name.

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  • Unbecredible@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.

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  • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Displacemenraptor/timeraptor

    Actually that’s still wrong.

    dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or you could go with:

      (Displacementeraptor/ Timeraptor) * Vectoreraptor
      

      The d is only needed if it is changing.

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  • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah we need a distanceraptor

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• _cnt0@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Akshually that would just be Veloci. It should be Distanceraptor/Time. Raptor/Raptor = 1

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• RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The legendary timeraptor that can control time

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said “GO AWAY!”

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    • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are those the diamond and perl pokemon?

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• Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But would the raptor/raptor cancel out so there must be a distanceraptor but no timeraptor, that’s just silly

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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    or distance(raptor)^2

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here’s a few more pixels

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  speedraptor don’t care where you are.
  speedraptor care about speed.

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  • Speiser0@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That’s a law in physics.

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What does that effectively mean

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    speedraptor don’t care where you are.

    Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor

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• Gloria@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Post it to !imageai@sh.itjust.works !

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  velociraptor = distance(raptor)²/timeraptor

  acceleraptor = veloci(raptor)²/timeraptor = distance(raptor)²/(timeraptor)²

  momentumraptor = mass(raptor)²/velociraptor

  …you know what, I’m going to use dinosaur derivatives instead. GIMME A CHICKEN!

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• necessary@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why not ‘Chronoraptor’?

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• Alsephina@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You mean (Distance*Raptor)/Time

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s a Laser Raptor! Fuck!

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• guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Would a Velosaur not be riding a bicycle?

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
    I got my own displacement
    And the time - by line - is rent
    Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
    Pick up them claws;
    We’re opening doors
    An’ when I integrate again
    I’m addin’ that C, ya ken?
    Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
    I’m the Velo’C’Rapper

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• Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I there a directionless speed raptor?

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• CapriciousDay@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Timeraptors went extinct but you can still run into them today.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So … if two Lux-Velociraptors form a square and a Massoraptor crashes into then …

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A lot of Velociraptors out there, in Banks, Insurances, Companies and Policy

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• 7empest@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  Timeraptor has arrived … ALAN

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• Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t know why, but this meme triggered me.

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