Pulptastic

@Pulptastic@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves sunny days⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What metrics are deoderant companies using to calculate their "72hr protection" numbers?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have 72 hours to hide in the dark. If they smell you, you die. If you make it, you win a million dollars.

  Good thing I have 72 hour deodorant!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon recommends a cast iron pan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My biggest complaint is the smoking oil really upsets my air purifier, that stuff can’t be good to breathe in. I only season my pans outside and that is not even annually, only as needed and it is basically never needed.

  After cooking I wipe the pan out with a dry rag and if it is just oily I let it ride. If there’s any crust stuck to the pan I’ll scrape it and wash with hot water in the sink. Dry it with a towel, light spray of avocado oil, wipe it off, put it away.

  I’d like to upgrade my hood over the externally exhausted microwave vent I have, but until then I don’t use them inside in anything hot enough to smoke so we’re not breathing that crap in. Good enough for eggs or browning a sautee but I’m not going to sear meat indoors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't understand why underbaked borderline raw cookies are such a popular trend.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You have your preference, I have mine. An underdone cookie is gooey and melty but still brown around the edges, best of both worlds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Tool phase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even better live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Tool phase⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As the syllables go I catch on to your pattern

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best razor for tough whiskers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I really want to try a slant, but my phoenix DOC does a great job and is a bit more clog resistant than other razors I’ve tried. I can’t bear to switch because it is the copper one and it is beautiful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  Also all natural

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you set up wake up alarm and not miss it ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My garmin watch has a vibrating alarm that works for me. For about a month I woke up thinking some asshole was spamming text messages, but now I know what it is. I have yet to accidentally turn it off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well THAT'S super helpful! 🤦⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like a 2am drop is a porch pirate’s dream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has trauma⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where oh where could my baby be

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brian Cox Says Cinema Is In “a Very Bad Way”, Cites Marvel, ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’: “It’s Become Party Time”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You kids need to quit having fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shart, not fart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was sad.

  Oh no, anyways…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember a magic school bus episode about kid flavored ice cream

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Incoming: nonconsensual meat grown from samples illicitly taken against someone’s will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Availability. You’re more likely to go potty when there’s a toilet, you’re more likely to eat when there’s food, etc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favorite breakfast coffee? To me, Folgers in my cup is the best part of waking up.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ducks always look so frantic, like they’re surprised they can fly and worried it’ll stop working.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes you can lick a gas. Have you ever tasted a fart?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linguistics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite reference to “alot”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Virginia is shrinking!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Western Virginia doesn’t matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celery⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My app only says “dicot”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed wretched marketing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your mind compensates for the teal which makes the white look red.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The stats don't lie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that CGP Grey?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of these days it'll be my turn...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Toss a handful into your next pot of Mac and cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a prion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All dna from one cell? Or all dna from all cells?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reflects on e-sports⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I suspect there’s some lensing going on in there too which adds more weight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reflects on e-sports⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a flat CRT. It was even heavier than a regular one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missing cold pizza⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sausage sausage sausage coffee coffee coffee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His presence terrorizes this town⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.