PapaStevesy
@PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 3 days ago:
You really are though
- Comment on Pioneer species 5 days ago:
I saw a harbringer at the comedy club the other night, they really brought the hars
- Comment on apparently, the T button dosent exist for some people 1 week ago:
if the thorn is coming back anyway
It’s not.
- Comment on Not impressed 1 week ago:
Yeah, that’s not what animal means.
- Comment on Goodnight sweet prince 2 weeks ago:
Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!
- Comment on Male Mar-a-Lago face 3 weeks ago:
Wtf is a 17-year-old woman? “Child” is the word your looking for.
- Comment on I just want it, jack! 4 weeks ago:
“It’s beautiful! Feathered and lethal, you just don’t see it nowadays.”
- Comment on Bargain 1 month ago:
59.99+tax
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 2 months ago:
So Trump’s gonna send NG troops to Utah right? The crime in these red states is really out of control.
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 2 months ago:
Yeah, maybe…unfortunately my only advice is to walk around in or near feces until you get some hookworm, because that’s all I know about them. And I’m using the word “know” very loosely.
- Comment on A conundrum 2 months ago:
renting the equivalent place would probably be extremely expensive too.
Right, like I said, mortgage is not cheaper, certainly not half as cheap. The market I’m in is a metropolis, it contains every range of the market, it just depends how much gun violence you prefer.
- Comment on A conundrum 2 months ago:
Well in my very recent experience it is extremely, painfully, unavoidably true. That’s why I said it. We just bought a house, 150k less than we qualified for, and our monthly payment is 33% higher than we were paying in rent. Rent is far from cheap, there’s just no such thing as an inexpensive house unless you want one in a terrible neighborhood or an hour drive outside the city. In the first case, not only is it a bad idea just to live in these neighborhoods, the chances of making money on the resale are next to nil. The burbs option of course offers more for your money, but that comes with more maintenance, yardwork, housework, gas money, transit stress, etc. We worked with very knowledgeable, trustworthy realtor and mortgage brokers and there’s simply no math in the current market that gets mortgage payments lower than the rent we were paying without buying a literal, active crack house.
And to claim there’s no extra fees involved with buying and owning a home compared to renting is either utter delusion or repugnant gaslighting.
- Comment on A conundrum 2 months ago:
I hate to break it to you, but mortgage payments are not cheaper then rent anymore. Obviously depends on your mortgage and money down and all that, but if you expect to pay half as much for mortgage payments as you did for rent, you’re going to have a very bad time.
- Comment on Like a heart 2 months ago:
No they pee, they just can’t store it. That’s why they need tampons and such, it just falls right out.
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 2 months ago:
Leave it less than six get away from where they commonly walk around barefoot and they could get hookworm. If I remember the Radio Lab correctly anyway.
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO is grappling with a ‘two-tier economy’ as he slashes prices on value meals—and signals backing for a minimum wage increase 2 months ago:
Even Henry fucking Ford understood that
- Comment on No Man's Sky: Voyagers update releases today, introduces customizable "colossal, fully furnished, completely bespoke Corvette-class starships" 2 months ago:
You got hyper-jets on that thing?
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 3 months ago:
Honestly, I think a big part of what makes this funny, to me anyway, is the “slighted” phrasing. It’s kind of an underused/archaic usage, so it sounds inherently a little funny in this modern context. But it also carries the implication that the original wrongdoing that they’re attempting to punish wasn’t very serious. Which actually makes sense, as this isn’t that annoying, just mildly inconvenient. It will still get hot in there, if you’re worried about food cooking unevenly, just turn it 180° halfway through.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Which is a kind of dress
- Comment on Don't you remember that whole lemmy loving beans thing? Too late, you do now. See this photo of beans. Actually a lot of beans. Some of them I am not fully sure if they are actually beans. B E A N S 3 months ago:
- Comment on Spoilers without context 3 months ago:
It’s either pod racing or Bob Odenkirk
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 months ago:
And the “desert” is really plains. But they’re definitely racist.
- Comment on Political Views 3 months ago:
You don’t vote for spiders!
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 3 months ago:
They’re saying the tax rate should be 0 for 5-figure incomes.
- Comment on My boss: You have to write now. Me: 3 months ago:
Good thing I don’t run. Either way, it ain’t a haiku.
- Comment on My boss: You have to write now. Me: 3 months ago:
That’s 5-5-5
- Comment on Soup of Theseus 3 months ago:
Would it still be soup once there’s no soup? No, it’d just be water then.
- Comment on You Don’t Remember Being a Baby, but Your Brain Was Making Memories 3 months ago:
Yeah, I kinda figured, I certainly don’t remember learning what spoken language is or how to understand it.
- Comment on twitter 3 months ago:
Or fucking Venmo
- Comment on twitter 3 months ago:
No they said in 2025, it must be like a country or something