PapaStevesy
@PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
- Comment on Like a heart 1 hour ago:
No they pee, they just can’t store it. That’s why they need tampons and such, it just falls right out.
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 14 hours ago:
Leave it less than six get away from where they commonly walk around barefoot and they could get hookworm. If I remember the Radio Lab correctly anyway.
- Comment on McDonald’s CEO is grappling with a ‘two-tier economy’ as he slashes prices on value meals—and signals backing for a minimum wage increase 3 days ago:
Even Henry fucking Ford understood that
- Comment on No Man's Sky: Voyagers update releases today, introduces customizable "colossal, fully furnished, completely bespoke Corvette-class starships" 1 week ago:
You got hyper-jets on that thing?
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 2 weeks ago:
Honestly, I think a big part of what makes this funny, to me anyway, is the “slighted” phrasing. It’s kind of an underused/archaic usage, so it sounds inherently a little funny in this modern context. But it also carries the implication that the original wrongdoing that they’re attempting to punish wasn’t very serious. Which actually makes sense, as this isn’t that annoying, just mildly inconvenient. It will still get hot in there, if you’re worried about food cooking unevenly, just turn it 180° halfway through.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Which is a kind of dress
- Comment on Don't you remember that whole lemmy loving beans thing? Too late, you do now. See this photo of beans. Actually a lot of beans. Some of them I am not fully sure if they are actually beans. B E A N S 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Spoilers without context 3 weeks ago:
It’s either pod racing or Bob Odenkirk
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 weeks ago:
And the “desert” is really plains. But they’re definitely racist.
- Comment on Political Views 4 weeks ago:
You don’t vote for spiders!
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 4 weeks ago:
They’re saying the tax rate should be 0 for 5-figure incomes.
- Comment on My boss: You have to write now. Me: 4 weeks ago:
Good thing I don’t run. Either way, it ain’t a haiku.
- Comment on My boss: You have to write now. Me: 4 weeks ago:
That’s 5-5-5
- Comment on Soup of Theseus 5 weeks ago:
Would it still be soup once there’s no soup? No, it’d just be water then.
- Comment on You Don’t Remember Being a Baby, but Your Brain Was Making Memories 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, I kinda figured, I certainly don’t remember learning what spoken language is or how to understand it.
- Comment on twitter 1 month ago:
Or fucking Venmo
- Comment on twitter 1 month ago:
No they said in 2025, it must be like a country or something
- Comment on Anon thinks about elephants 1 month ago:
Animals that fuck more propagate their genes more. If they’re also violent, they’re probably taking out their competitors, and the non-violent ones are likely first to go.
- Comment on I asked for no sauce and got these instead 1 month ago:
If you serve the same person enough to know they always order extra ranch, bring extra ranch the first fucking time. If they ask for it, give it to them, if not, give it to the next one. As long as you didn’t put it on the table, it’s fine.
All these hypothetical customers seem to be gladly paying for the extra sauce, idk what all the bitching is about. Servers live on tips, tips are frequently determined as a percentage of the bill, bigger bill, bigger tip. This is literally you as a server making more money, just get the damn ranch jesus christ
- Comment on I asked for no sauce and got these instead 1 month ago:
Most people know how much ranch they want
If that were true, we wouldn’t be having this discussion. It’s impossible to know how much condiment you need when you haven’t seen the portion size.
most restaurants give about the same
Experience has taught me otherwise. Most restaurants use the same-sized container for condiments, but you don’t know if you’re gonna get three ounces or half of one. Regardless, a table waiter complaining about waiting tables is not something that triggers my empathy.
- Comment on I asked for no sauce and got these instead 1 month ago:
Assuming you’re talking about waiting tables and not fast food, how do you expect people to know both how much ranch they’ll need and how much comes in a single order before seeing the food? Plus any decent server knows to check in shortly after the food comes out to see how first bites are, so it’s really not a wasted trip. There are plenty of reasons to bitch about restaurant customers but not knowing ahead of time exactly how much ranch they’re going to want is not really a very compelling one.
- Comment on Viewers like you 2 months ago:
For someone who’s so “societally aware”, you’re really a sack of shit. But I guess that might be the point…
- Comment on Who discovered/"invented" fire? 2 months ago:
Some monkey
- Comment on Wisdom 2 months ago:
Frog strap!
- Comment on Wisdom 2 months ago:
But howthe hell could a tetrapod…be able to blend in?
- Comment on Wisdom 2 months ago:
Ah yeah, as the other commenter said, “tetrapods” is the term I should have used.
- Comment on Wisdom 2 months ago:
So are most land animals when you think about it.
- Comment on Chickenslap 2 months ago:
So has anyone who’s actually cooked a chicken before done the math? Because my guy just slapped this poor bird into pure carbon. Did he mean to do 205°F? It’s still too high, but it would at least be edible.
- Comment on Chickenslap 2 months ago:
I’ve read that bone-in chicken should actually get to 190°F as this is when the collagen renders, but Idk it was on the Internet so…
- Comment on UK’s largest Jewish group punishes members who broke silence on Gaza genocide 2 months ago:
Whose morality though? If you really want it to be fair, there can only be one judge in the whole world and their opinions can never ever change.