I asked for no sauce and got these instead

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• PaulBunyan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Maybe you’re missing the fact that they gave you a sauce packet that says “You’re cute!” Dude’s trying to flirt?

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  • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Today op learns they could probably have gotten laid but instead cried about sauce online.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fast food creates environmental waste.

  Those packets are nothing compared to the rest.

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  • Zirconium@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    God working at Subway with all that paper and plastic feeling bad only to realize the immense scale that every subway trash, then every fast food chain, every restaurant and every store made me feel bad for every trash bag I had to toss cause it had a cup in it

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, to be fair…you DID go to taco bell. That’s kind of your fault.

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  • tisktisk@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    guy acts like tb employees are making 6 figures XD

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• Soup@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We really do need a “don’t hand shit out that people don’t ask for” law in the world in general. It’s such a waste for everyone involved.

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  • usrtrv@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We have that law in Denver. I think most restaurants ignore it, but it’s a start at least.

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That be a good law.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a waste for MOST people. Then there’s people like me. I don’t have uses for everything I get. They go into storage.

    Then one day, someone is like "Hey, remember MC Hammer? Ha! It would be funny if we could listen to his 1991 album right now.

    And then I’m like “be right back”.

    And then people are like “why do you HAVE this???”

    And I say “I was using it as a doorstop. I needed something I didn’t care about that would just end up in a landfill.”

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That is too legit to quit!

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I keep collecting glass jars, but I am running out of places to put them. But can’t dare throw them out.

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• undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I used to be a food cost manager in fast food and those stupid little packets cost a fortune. That’s why you get very stingy fast food workers — you need to specify how many sauce packets you need while ordering, not at the window.

  While I’m in a tangent, also tell your waiter ahead of time if you need more fucking ranch dressing. I do not miss serving people and the first thing they bark out is “can I get more ranch dressing?” Bitch you sure can but maybe order it ahead of time, now I have to make an entire additional trip just for you.

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  • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Assuming you’re talking about waiting tables and not fast food, how do you expect people to know both how much ranch they’ll need and how much comes in a single order before seeing the food? Plus any decent server knows to check in shortly after the food comes out to see how first bites are, so it’s really not a wasted trip. There are plenty of reasons to bitch about restaurant customers but not knowing ahead of time exactly how much ranch they’re going to want is not really a very compelling one.

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• bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve had a similar experience with doner kebab. I asked the server for only half the meat and more salad instead. After I had watched him cut an unreasonable amount of meat off his rotisserie (thinking it was for a different customer) and fill a piece of bread to the brim with it, he asked ‘no salad, right?’ :/

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• bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In some accents “No sauce” sounds a lot like “Mo’ sauce”.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No money, mo sauce!

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