captainastronaut

@captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inconsiderate fucks who litter⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was in high school there was a guy in the class below us that ate a slice of pizza every day for lunch and every day brushed the box onto the ground in the outdoor seating area and walked away. We started collecting them and when we had a few dozen we filled his locker with them with a note not to be such an inconsiderate asshole. Enough people saw them come tumbling out of his locker that shaming him for littering became a popular meme for a while and he was really self conscious about it after that. It felt soooooo good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How long until the Internet is so full of bots and AI spam that it becomes impossible to even find our fellow humans amid the noise?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I asked for no sauce and got these instead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thruple?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jinkies! Like, let's split up and look for clues gang! I'll... fuck Daphne or something, idk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get yourself an eating disorder! That’s her secret.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bluesky age verification uk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bluesky punishing users who don’t use a VPN” FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A good attorney could argue that drilling a hole in the side of the carton does not constitute opening the package.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Relatable except for still shopping at Target 😝

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starmer and Macron to announce ‘one in, one out’ migration deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we get to pick who goes out? I have some ideas…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixed speed camera toppled hours before switch-on⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t though. The people who can afford a traffic lawyer or know how the system works just get them dismissed. It’s just another tax on those with the least resources.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixed speed camera toppled hours before switch-on⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speed cameras don’t increase safety. Just ticket revenue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 NEW: UK police are being told to hide their work with Palantir.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would think it’s just standard at this point with Palantir that you don’t want anyone to know what you are doing with them. It’s like saying you partnered with Darth Maul on your CRM database. No matter how innocuous the project it reeks of evil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK to host Donald Trump for full state visit this year, says Buckingham Palace⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That place has to have some trap doors into a dungeon. Let’s go medieval.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a name? ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The morbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or… hear me out here … we could weaponize them. Most of them are operated by a company called GSTV who sell the ad slots. They could be purchased by activist groups to un-brainwash people who can’t mute them. They could read banned books out loud. Teach science. Explain what’s wrong with the electoral college.

  GSTV also offers very precise targeting at specific zip codes or stations. So you could play an ad at your local station about whatever stupid thing your HOA is trying to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads when you’re pumping gas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You should be more worried about the screens in your car…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man in trump merch at Metalfest Open Air in Plzeň, Czechia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than being from Florida!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reptile⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t gonna but I am now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold currently!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The brain increases its wisdom, but your heart increases its stupidity.

  Oof.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vegan drink Oatly can’t call itself ‘milk’, judges rule⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That ship has sailed, Milk boys. Consumers call it oat milk and that’s not changing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So this is how my neighbor fixes his fence.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But in 20 short years at least the color will match!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guardian will no longer post on Elon Musk’s X from its official accounts⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep pressuring all journalists, celebrities, brands, and influencers to delete their accounts or at least stop posting there (and publicly say so). Twitter’s only power to spread untruths is the eyeballs still watching it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blocking trash newspapers in Apple News+ just disabled the link but doesn't free up screen space.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed, Feedly is excellent! Mobile and desktop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman wins payout after boss coughed in her face during Covid pandemic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  She should receive a court-sanctioned opportunity to kick him in the balls, also.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did they move the comments to the right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes it works great for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why did they move the comments to the right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  This is me with the last few “redesigns” of chrome. Stop adding dead space to my fuckin bookmarks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘We’re barely hanging on’: England’s cultural jewels fall into the red⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “The vast majority of England’s biggest subsidised cultural institutions are now operating at a loss, including many internationally renowned venues and arts brands.”

  For everyone else that found that headline confusing, this is a better synopsis