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@Unbecredible@lemm.ee
- Comment on Oxygen 1 day ago:
‘claim’
Lmao that’s a strong word for an off-the-cuff conversational riff you saw on social media.
- Comment on Aldi announces wage increases up to $23 an hour; hiring thousands of employees 5 days ago:
hahahah right? I was like ‘uh…I don’t think that’s where all the money’s disappearing to my guy…’
- Comment on ice breaker 1 week ago:
Make the implication especially spicy by emphasizing “I”.
- Comment on It is what it is 3 weeks ago:
This has over-sharerer energy.
“it is what it is… but I tell everyone I meet about “it” within days or hours”
- Comment on Toot toot 4 weeks ago:
All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.
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- Comment on Aluminum 5 weeks ago:
what is this…from? Your mind?