Why is Florida still there?
Climate change
Submitted 2 years ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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boaratio@lemmy.world 2 years ago
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
That’s how you know the map is fake.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No joke, that was the first hint.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea
boaratio@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 2 years ago
America took viagra.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 years ago
America needs to call a doctor, it’s infected now.
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s actually mirrored Norway
marcos@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.
Twitches@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Like roaches, really hard to kill.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.
Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Florida survived 😣
moistclump@lemmy.world 2 years ago
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Little known fact, Florida floats
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
whats_all_this_then@lemmy.world 2 years ago
On the bright side, new Italy unlocked
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Venice, North Dakota
CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 years ago
2nd Italy would be really nice about right now, ya know?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
I came into the comments ready to go off then I saw the fkn boot rofl
naught101@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Maybe someone needs to start a science shitposts community
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 years ago
I feel like only about ten percent of commenters even looked at the image.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And of those, only 5% know how the mediterranean sea looks like
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“Turner Field, the Coca-Cola bottling plant the, uh… the airport.”
yuri@pawb.social 2 years ago
jesus christ i thought this was real until i noticed fucking louisiana is completely unaffected lmao
AppaYipYip@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And Florida! They will be the first to go.
little_tuptup@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
What can I do to expedite global warming? I want to do my part.
Unbecredible@lemm.ee 2 years ago
What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?
Bull fucking shit.
KrankyKong@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s not real, that’s the Mediterranean sea.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I knew something was up when literal mountains in the black hills were under but the great plains along the great rivers were totally fine.
Templa@beehaw.org 2 years ago
It seems the memes about Americans not knowing geography are correct?
flango@lemmy.eco.br 2 years ago
science_memes
Unbecredible@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I got too heated lol, forgot to check what neighborhood I was in.
krolden@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
An optimistic scientist
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 years ago
Inb4 someone calls you anti-science for this
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It will be the perfect place to restore the Roman Empire.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 years ago
barsquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Was wondering how the hell Florida was above ground when I saw the boot shape. Surprising that Saddam Hussein isn’t on this one.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 years ago
At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising
Then I saw Italy
Arfman@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Ah common mistake
EndOfLine@lemm.ee 2 years ago
This would make traveling to Italy so much more convinient.
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Some say the end is near
model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon
socsa@piefed.social 2 years ago
Nothing of value was lost.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dear God, *hio still exists, truly the worst timeline.
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Meanwhile in Scotland. Even with a worst case scenario we loose our coastal cities but not much else and the country looks nearly indistinguishable from orbit.
Donkeytown@lemmy.today 2 years ago
With this map, the Panama Canal will no longer be necessary.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Damn, somehow failed to get rid of Florida…
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is so med.
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 2 years ago
In closing, Carthage must be destroyed.
-Trump the Elder
Lemonparty@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Brb, moving to northern Dakitaly
Alaskaball@hexbear.net 2 years ago
I know this is bullshit because I still see Florida
obinice@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fake bullshit.
Climate change is real and serious, fake nonsense like this just serves to undermine real information about the ongoing disaster that is climate change.
4oreman@lemy.lol 2 years ago
im just glad the rockies are underwater
madjo@feddit.nl 2 years ago
I’d love to have a great seaside property in Montana. I’ll call up Aquaman Realtors ASAP!
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I see nothing but improvements.
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I guess thats one way to turn the central states ‘blue’
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Who is we? Stop putting this at the feet of the poor and telling me it’s my job to fix what billionaires are causing
crawancon@lemm.ee 2 years ago
no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 years ago
thatsthejoke.jpg
crawancon@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
cm0002@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?
JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Also Louisiana lol
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Boozilla@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Image
SteevyT@beehaw.org 2 years ago
Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.
Slotos@feddit.nl 2 years ago
There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!