Why is Florida still there?
Climate change
Submitted 9 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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boaratio@lemmy.world 9 months ago
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
That’s how you know the map is fake.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No joke, that was the first hint.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wait are you serious? It’s the Mediterranean Sea
boaratio@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No, but I never miss a chance to punch down at Florida.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 9 months ago
America took viagra.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 months ago
America needs to call a doctor, it’s infected now.
Valmond@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s actually mirrored Norway
marcos@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Because the ocean will reach the middle of the continent trough the mountains North America has close to its West, not through the plains on the South-East.
Twitches@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Like roaches, really hard to kill.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They tied the state to Trump and told him he gets to debate Biden. The hot air is keeping them afloat.
Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Florida survived 😣
moistclump@lemmy.world 9 months ago
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Little known fact, Florida floats
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
whats_all_this_then@lemmy.world 9 months ago
On the bright side, new Italy unlocked
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Venice, North Dakota
CptEnder@lemmy.world 9 months ago
2nd Italy would be really nice about right now, ya know?
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
I came into the comments ready to go off then I saw the fkn boot rofl
naught101@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Maybe someone needs to start a science shitposts community
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 months ago
I feel like only about ten percent of commenters even looked at the image.
cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And of those, only 5% know how the mediterranean sea looks like
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There it is, the long lost city of Atlanta!
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“Turner Field, the Coca-Cola bottling plant the, uh… the airport.”
yuri@pawb.social 9 months ago
jesus christ i thought this was real until i noticed fucking louisiana is completely unaffected lmao
AppaYipYip@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And Florida! They will be the first to go.
little_tuptup@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
What can I do to expedite global warming? I want to do my part.
Unbecredible@lemm.ee 9 months ago
What scientists are these? Fully half of the U.S. is going to be underwater in the next thirty years?
Bull fucking shit.
KrankyKong@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s not real, that’s the Mediterranean sea.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I knew something was up when literal mountains in the black hills were under but the great plains along the great rivers were totally fine.
Templa@beehaw.org 9 months ago
It seems the memes about Americans not knowing geography are correct?
flango@lemmy.eco.br 9 months ago
science_memes
Unbecredible@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I got too heated lol, forgot to check what neighborhood I was in.
krolden@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
An optimistic scientist
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 9 months ago
Inb4 someone calls you anti-science for this
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It will be the perfect place to restore the Roman Empire.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 9 months ago
barsquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Was wondering how the hell Florida was above ground when I saw the boot shape. Surprising that Saddam Hussein isn’t on this one.
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 9 months ago
At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising
Then I saw Italy
Arfman@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Ah common mistake
EndOfLine@lemm.ee 9 months ago
This would make traveling to Italy so much more convinient.
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona Bay
thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Some say the end is near
model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon
socsa@piefed.social 9 months ago
Nothing of value was lost.
Godric@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Dear God, *hio still exists, truly the worst timeline.
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Meanwhile in Scotland. Even with a worst case scenario we loose our coastal cities but not much else and the country looks nearly indistinguishable from orbit.
Donkeytown@lemmy.today 9 months ago
With this map, the Panama Canal will no longer be necessary.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Damn, somehow failed to get rid of Florida…
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This is so med.
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 9 months ago
In closing, Carthage must be destroyed.
-Trump the Elder
Lemonparty@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Brb, moving to northern Dakitaly
Alaskaball@hexbear.net 9 months ago
I know this is bullshit because I still see Florida
obinice@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fake bullshit.
Climate change is real and serious, fake nonsense like this just serves to undermine real information about the ongoing disaster that is climate change.
4oreman@lemy.lol 9 months ago
im just glad the rockies are underwater
madjo@feddit.nl 9 months ago
I’d love to have a great seaside property in Montana. I’ll call up Aquaman Realtors ASAP!
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I see nothing but improvements.
JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I guess thats one way to turn the central states ‘blue’
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Who is we? Stop putting this at the feet of the poor and telling me it’s my job to fix what billionaires are causing
crawancon@lemm.ee 9 months ago
no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 months ago
thatsthejoke.jpg
crawancon@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
cm0002@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
Hikermick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?
JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Also Louisiana lol
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Boozilla@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Turbo Encabulator vibes from the LLM.
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Image
SteevyT@beehaw.org 9 months ago
Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.
Slotos@feddit.nl 9 months ago
There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!