Ironfacebuster
@Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
- Comment on WTF is this??? 2 days ago:
Newer Teslas have the turn signals as buttons on the steering wheel
(As well as an official $500 “retrofit” traditional stalk and steering wheel)
- Comment on Progress 5 weeks ago:
I don’t know what you could possibly be referring to.
Maybe the weather in your area is affecting your vision and you’re seeing things, have you considered using AccuWeather to check the upcoming weather conditions in your area?
- Comment on meirl 2 months ago:
If they’re just gonna return back to the exact point in time they left they’re guaranteed to supply their past self with their future bones
- Comment on Make a note 2 months ago:
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 months ago:
Would you happen to be somewhere near east Tennessee/north Carolina? Same exact thing happened here
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 2 months ago:
It was 70 degrees Friday, then the temperature plummeted and it started snowing last night in East Tennessee ☹️
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 2 months ago:
The fan has a small gnome creature permanently jailed for his crimes between the bottom foot and top fan. When you heat the bottom he bounces around Mario 64 style and rotates a small crank attached via string. This motion generates enough energy to spin the fan at like 3 rpm. The gnome cannot be released under any circumstances.
- Comment on Fake moo 3 months ago:
That is unintentionally a really funny mental image that I could totally see in something like Renn and Stimpy
- Comment on challenge 5 months ago:
I just honestly don’t think I could. They say money can’t buy happiness and it sure as hell can’t buy a properly self installed and adjusted door hinge.
- Comment on Lymey Lizards 5 months ago:
Wow, I knew I had eastern fence lizards around my house (I’m in TN), but I never would’ve guessed the western variety is named exactly the same! I wonder if the eastern variety has similar results
Side tangent, looking up a picture of eastern fence lizard seems to also show results for western fence lizards TITLED as eastern fence lizards since according to google the primary difference between them is the color the males have on their belly (blue being western, green being eastern)
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 6 months ago:
I think windows 10 bit you, and the actual bite is loading
- Comment on I approve 6 months ago:
Me after killing a werewolf, but I realize some of the blood got on my open wound and I’m now transforming: more like WE’REwolf?
- Comment on I'm down with that 6 months ago:
Coconuts doink you on the head and then all you can see is blue
- Comment on If proton decay isn't true 6 months ago:
This post really resonates with me
- Comment on Tabletop convection oven 6 months ago:
I just see a picture of an air fryer, what do you see?
- Comment on Just an FYI 6 months ago:
I didn’t know, uh
I had to do that beca-
-use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it - Comment on Just an FYI 6 months ago:
I stand in shadow the moonlight draped around me Show me that butthole
- Comment on They have a right to feel smug 7 months ago:
My drunkenly installed American windows (previous owner, not me 😉) ALSO do this, but randomly throughout the house!
Some are so tight you break a sweat moving them (“locked”), some are so loose the top part falls out (angled), and some work normally (the normal one I guess)
- Comment on How many hands long do they get? 7 months ago:
To be fair it does help put into perspective how much of an animal (in this case deer) would make up as a burger
I prefer measuring in football field turf rolls though
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 7 months ago:
Considering how it’s after use, there would be no urine
You lift it up to use it and set it back down afterwards
- Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased... 7 months ago:
As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous
Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.
- Comment on No brainer 8 months ago:
Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.
Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!
- Comment on Caption this. 8 months ago:
Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form
- Comment on 8 months ago:
There are more hydrogen atoms on the floor than used to be on your stinky finger!
- Comment on 8 months ago:
There are more hydrogen atoms on your finger than in the entire glass of water
- Comment on Ohm My God!! 9 months ago:
His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash.
- Comment on M'ananas 10 months ago:
Man shy
Weird pineapple
- Comment on Women come, women go 10 months ago:
Man come
Weird orange
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 10 months ago:
Realistically they probably didn’t use the traeger until the 4th, so they were about a year behind on “updates”
Unless you’re my dad, then he finds any excuses he can to use his traeger. The thing can smoke a damn good brisket, software updates be damned!
- Comment on The cell wall is the wall of the cell. 10 months ago:
“what part of the cell is the red arrow pointing at?”
Well, I’ve got a 50/50 shot if I exclude “B. Hair” and “D. Eyeball”
