Ironfacebuster

@Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just honestly don’t think I could. They say money can’t buy happiness and it sure as hell can’t buy a properly self installed and adjusted door hinge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lymey Lizards⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, I knew I had eastern fence lizards around my house (I’m in TN), but I never would’ve guessed the western variety is named exactly the same! I wonder if the eastern variety has similar results

  Side tangent, looking up a picture of eastern fence lizard seems to also show results for western fence lizards TITLED as eastern fence lizards since according to google the primary difference between them is the color the males have on their belly (blue being western, green being eastern)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think windows 10 bit you, and the actual bite is loading

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I approve⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me after killing a werewolf, but I realize some of the blood got on my open wound and I’m now transforming: more like WE’REwolf?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm down with that⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coconuts doink you on the head and then all you can see is blue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If proton decay isn't true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This post really resonates with me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tabletop convection oven ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just see a picture of an air fryer, what do you see?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know, uh
  I had to do that beca-
  -use my app showed it correct for me, thanks though! I’ll update it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I stand in shadow the moonlight draped around me Show me that butthole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They have a right to feel smug⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My drunkenly installed American windows (previous owner, not me 😉) ALSO do this, but randomly throughout the house!

  Some are so tight you break a sweat moving them (“locked”), some are so loose the top part falls out (angled), and some work normally (the normal one I guess)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many hands long do they get?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair it does help put into perspective how much of an animal (in this case deer) would make up as a burger

  I prefer measuring in football field turf rolls though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering how it’s after use, there would be no urine

  You lift it up to use it and set it back down afterwards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone with common sense and a little bit of decency: complaining about being asked to leave the toilet seat down when it benefits everybody is ridiculous

  Unless you like sitting on the ceramic with no seat, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.

  Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are more hydrogen atoms on the floor than used to be on your stinky finger!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are more hydrogen atoms on your finger than in the entire glass of water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ohm My God!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'ananas⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man shy

  Weird pineapple

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women come, women go⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man come

  Weird orange

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Realistically they probably didn’t use the traeger until the 4th, so they were about a year behind on “updates”

  Unless you’re my dad, then he finds any excuses he can to use his traeger. The thing can smoke a damn good brisket, software updates be damned!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cell wall is the wall of the cell.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “what part of the cell is the red arrow pointing at?”

  Well, I’ve got a 50/50 shot if I exclude “B. Hair” and “D. Eyeball”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do low framerates *feel* so much worse on modern video games?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it has something to do with frame times.

  I’m not an expert but I feel like I remember hearing that low framerate high frametime feels worse than low framerate low frametime. Something to do with the delay it takes to actually display the low framerate?

  As some of the other comments mentioned, it’s probably also the framerate dropping in general too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kid gave a reasonable answer without all the math bullshit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was told in 6th or 7th grade science class that you can’t hear underwater

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Outlook (deprecated)

  New Outlook

  Outlook

  New Outlook 3DS XL

  Outlook (new)

  Outlook (New)

  Microsoft Outlook

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Copy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The damn copy vera guinea pig got the rib bone on its head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How I view others in social media⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reverse shout-out to Barstool sports on tiktok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game trailers that alternate between short game scenes and text scenes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t you understand? That IS the gameplay! You act out the entire cutscene with the most in depth and engaging control scheme Rockstar has ever developed! (tap A for 5 minutes to talk)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy, how do you recommend I spend my Shop Cash?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  0.01% of a 5090

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vegetative electron microscopes!