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Lemmy is ever vigilant against the AI threat.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In order to combat the increase of bots, we will now require DNA verification

    -Spaz

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the best thing about that idea is that there’s open human DNA on the Internet somewhere. Forgot what it was called but I found a file that’s just a bunch of ATGCAARGCCGAT’s

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    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s how we end up in the Gattaca timeline.

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  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d honestly be more suspicious of those who do pass it 3 times in a row.

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  • AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You better not be snooping on me using TOR to do innocent things and failing 3 times because doing CAPTCHA on TOR is like pulling teeth with a nuclear powered jackhammer.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not a robot, in just really really stoned.

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  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I get captchas that are like “select motorcycles” and they’re all scooters, or “select all busses” and 95% of the pictures are what machine vision assumes to be a bus but is actually a crosswalk

    And I fail them because I don’t pick the “obviously not a bus” bus

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1 pixel of the traffic light is in a box. Does the box contain a traffic light or not? 😭

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      • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I select them anyways which probably leads to another fail lmao

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just woke up my cat lol

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  • droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Choose all the refrigerators if you want to live!

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  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do it on purpose, I make just enough mistakes to barely pass as human

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  • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I vote we have all babies exiting the womb complete a captcha to ensure we are only birthing humans

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Except they’re half plastic these days 🥺

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  • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok this one got a real, audible laugh from me

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  • FPSXpert@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Me using a VPN on the internet all the time and failing the captcha multiple times: Maybe I am a robot?

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  • Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Love terminator 6. Probably watch it tonight while my football team gets destroyed. #httr

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  • other_cat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So glad I got Buster.

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    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I know you didn’t mean me, but here I am!

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      • other_cat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well I’m glad you’re here too!

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  • nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I haven’t even started, god I hate those time travellers.

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  • jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have to purposefully slow down or it gives me 3 in a row and then fails

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not a robot, I’m just dyslexic 😭

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