Lemmy is ever vigilant against the AI threat.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In order to combat the increase of bots, we will now require DNA verification

  -Spaz

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the best thing about that idea is that there’s open human DNA on the Internet somewhere. Forgot what it was called but I found a file that’s just a bunch of ATGCAARGCCGAT’s

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  • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s how we end up in the Gattaca timeline.

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• RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d honestly be more suspicious of those who do pass it 3 times in a row.

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• AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You better not be snooping on me using TOR to do innocent things and failing 3 times because doing CAPTCHA on TOR is like pulling teeth with a nuclear powered jackhammer.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not a robot, in just really really stoned.

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• Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I get captchas that are like “select motorcycles” and they’re all scooters, or “select all busses” and 95% of the pictures are what machine vision assumes to be a bus but is actually a crosswalk

  And I fail them because I don’t pick the “obviously not a bus” bus

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1 pixel of the traffic light is in a box. Does the box contain a traffic light or not? 😭

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    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I select them anyways which probably leads to another fail lmao

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I just woke up my cat lol

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• droporain@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Choose all the refrigerators if you want to live!

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do it on purpose, I make just enough mistakes to barely pass as human

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• MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I vote we have all babies exiting the womb complete a captcha to ensure we are only birthing humans

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  • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Except they’re half plastic these days 🥺

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok this one got a real, audible laugh from me

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• FPSXpert@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me using a VPN on the internet all the time and failing the captcha multiple times: Maybe I am a robot?

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• Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Love terminator 6. Probably watch it tonight while my football team gets destroyed. #httr

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• other_cat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So glad I got Buster.

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  • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know you didn’t mean me, but here I am!

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    • other_cat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well I’m glad you’re here too!

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I haven’t even started, god I hate those time travellers.

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• jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have to purposefully slow down or it gives me 3 in a row and then fails

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m not a robot, I’m just dyslexic 😭

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