TheBrideWoreCrimson
@TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Can't wait. 1 day ago:
Adultery is not the opposite of infantry; whimsy is not an adjective; you can live together in an apartment; and the Midwest is in the Eastern US.
- Comment on The Matrix 1 day ago:
And before that, there was Fassbinder’s World on a Wire, which features different characters, but parts of the premise - in particular, a simulated world with a landline as the connection between the worlds.
And this, in turn, has it’s roots in a 1964 novel called Simulacron-3. - Comment on The timeline after the Harambe Incident 2 days ago:
Unfortunately, in either timeline, there aren’t going to be that many Beatles fans still around…
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 3 days ago:
I knew a guy who, as part of his job, had to clean up suicide scenes.
That really did a number on him. He developed polytoxicomania, although many years later, hit rock bottom and never really got back on his feet again. These memories must be haunting you forever. - Comment on Fit girls role call 5 days ago:
But why would you want to do that?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - Comment on Know Yourself! 1 week ago:
That’s really hilarious.
- Comment on Unappreciated in my own lifetime 3 weeks ago:
I completely agree with your first paragraph.
But TheFogan was probably not explaining UDP to an HR person in this scenario. - Comment on And now, let us join Pete Hegsfield in prayer 3 weeks ago:
Or at least “exit life, enter knife”, as we used to sing at school.
- Comment on Deal with it, Libby. 5 weeks ago:
That’s a barn, right?
Not a place where humans actually live, right? Right? - Comment on Deluxe poppy seed cake 5 weeks ago:
Identical in Germany.
- Comment on Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat. 1 month ago:
Your nails need shaving?
- Comment on who said satire is dead 2 months ago:
I guess the dog lady near the end is supposed to be vdL, then?!
- Comment on who said satire is dead 2 months ago:
I had a first suspicion when about 14 s in, two of the squid’s arms fused.
- Comment on do I accept? 2 months ago:
In this room, I’m not the one with two holes…
- Comment on Dumb bitch 2 months ago:
They’ll also say something like:
“You mean you already HAD home office, old man? For a few years? And then you just… let them take it away again? And internet has been around for decades at this point anyway? And still, you were totally on board with increasing pollution and global warming by absolutely pointlessly commuting from home to something called an ‘office,’ every day? Oh, what’s that, you actually hated doing that? That’s cute. But then you could have gotten a different job, right? Did you at least flip over some cars and set them on fire, in protest? Nothing? Just pure, unabashed complacency? I despise you and will piss on your grave.”
(I played this through in my mind many times. There is no good comeback.) - Comment on Dumb bitch 2 months ago:
Nice corkscrews.
- Comment on Coffee ☕ 2 months ago:
From 2021, to be exact.
- Comment on Hard no bud 2 months ago:
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
- Comment on Hermetically sealed, for your health! 2 months ago:
I once sterilized a worm-infested flower pot with it. They die at once when touched by a drop of acetone. The plant came out ok.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell…
- Comment on Lemmings, please give us your info dump. 3 months ago:
For a long time, I’ve been meaning to flesh out a lengthy piece on libertarianism and the problems I see with it, but I can’t perform when put on the spot like that. :-(
- Comment on Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack? 3 months ago:
I was thinking Plan 9.
- Comment on Get on my level 3 months ago:
She hardly looks like 52.
- Comment on There's still life left in them! 3 months ago:
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head - Comment on Silver linings? 3 months ago:
A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.
- Comment on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 3 months ago:
What exactly is "pilk"´?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
I’m gonna be brutally honest here, as I don’t care about the downvotes, but the amount of insanity and taboo around sexuality on - presumably predominantly American - online forums is indeed hard to bear. Always ready with the negative connotations: skimpy, slutty, cooties, cheating, home-wrecker; don’t even eye your cousin, that’s incest, therefore the worst thing in the world; a young woman loves a much older man, oh, he must have been grooming or coercing her… don’t masturbate or you’ll go blind, hair will grow on your palms… From a European POV, these seem like compulsory figments of sick minds. Love, sex - why can’t they just be there? So people can enjoy them? Why must people shit all over everything that brings joy? Even when mentioning these taboos “ironically,” such people perpetuate a culture of prudery and I don’t want it to creep into my own culture.
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- Comment on If these mother fuckers are trying to make me pay for Healthcare to talk to fucking ChatGPT I swear to god ChatGPT is going to write me so many scripts for opioids its won't be funny. 1 year ago:
I might completely lose my mind if I had to record the insane drivel my boss is spewing, and train an LLM with it. But if it would rid me of him, I’d still do it.
- Comment on ONE OF US 1 year ago:
Going down a Wikipedia Plutonium rabbit hole, I just realized that the Metropolis algorithm was named after a real person.