TheBrideWoreCrimson

@TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*inhales* 🖕🙂‍↕️🖕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Expires 3024? Nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yankee Doodle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Polly want a cracker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Breaking the windows might be a nice little side effect when you are doing time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surviving a heatwave : Prison Edition⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Birds actually hate it. It blinds them. They’ll shit all over your window.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They should have had Imperial March playing in the background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨East Asia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, he’s 18.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Buzz off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow! There’s an emoji for everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My beautiful code⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What a time to be alive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A warning from Norm Macdonald⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Somebody once told me…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, officer!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, man. Based on language alone, at first I thought of Bermuda.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't wait.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Adultery is not the opposite of infantry; whimsy is not an adjective; you can live together in an apartment; and the Midwest is in the Eastern US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Matrix⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And before that, there was Fassbinder’s World on a Wire, which features different characters, but parts of the premise - in particular, a simulated world with a landline as the connection between the worlds.
  And this, in turn, has it’s roots in a 1964 novel called Simulacron-3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The timeline after the Harambe Incident⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately, in either timeline, there aren’t going to be that many Beatles fans still around…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a paramedic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew a guy who, as part of his job, had to clean up suicide scenes.
  That really did a number on him. He developed polytoxicomania, although many years later, hit rock bottom and never really got back on his feet again. These memories must be haunting you forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fit girls role call⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But why would you want to do that?
  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know Yourself!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s really hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unappreciated in my own lifetime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I completely agree with your first paragraph.
  But TheFogan was probably not explaining UDP to an HR person in this scenario.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And now, let us join Pete Hegsfield in prayer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or at least “exit life, enter knife”, as we used to sing at school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deal with it, Libby.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a barn, right?
  Not a place where humans actually live, right? Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deluxe poppy seed cake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Identical in Germany.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Your nails need shaving?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who said satire is dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the dog lady near the end is supposed to be vdL, then?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who said satire is dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a first suspicion when about 14 s in, two of the squid’s arms fused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do I accept?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In this room, I’m not the one with two holes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb bitch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll also say something like:
  “You mean you already HAD home office, old man? For a few years? And then you just… let them take it away again? And internet has been around for decades at this point anyway? And still, you were totally on board with increasing pollution and global warming by absolutely pointlessly commuting from home to something called an ‘office,’ every day? Oh, what’s that, you actually hated doing that? That’s cute. But then you could have gotten a different job, right? Did you at least flip over some cars and set them on fire, in protest? Nothing? Just pure, unabashed complacency? I despise you and will piss on your grave.”
  (I played this through in my mind many times. There is no good comeback.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb bitch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice corkscrews.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee ☕⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From 2021, to be exact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard no bud⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermetically sealed, for your health!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once sterilized a worm-infested flower pot with it. They die at once when touched by a drop of acetone. The plant came out ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell…