TheBrideWoreCrimson
@TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Dumb bitch 4 days ago:
They’ll also say something like:
“You mean you already HAD home office, old man? For a few years? And then you just… let them take it away again? And internet has been around for decades at this point anyway? And still, you were totally on board with increasing pollution and global warming by absolutely pointlessly commuting from home to something called an ‘office,’ every day? Oh, what’s that, you actually hated doing that? That’s cute. But then you could have gotten a different job, right? Did you at least flip over some cars and set them on fire, in protest? Nothing? Just pure, unabashed complacency? I despise you and will piss on your grave.”
(I played this through in my mind many times. There is no good comeback.) - Comment on Dumb bitch 4 days ago:
Nice corkscrews.
- Comment on Coffee ☕ 1 week ago:
From 2021, to be exact.
- Comment on Hard no bud 1 week ago:
“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
- Comment on Hermetically sealed, for your health! 1 week ago:
I once sterilized a worm-infested flower pot with it. They die at once when touched by a drop of acetone. The plant came out ok.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell…
- Comment on Lemmings, please give us your info dump. 4 weeks ago:
For a long time, I’ve been meaning to flesh out a lengthy piece on libertarianism and the problems I see with it, but I can’t perform when put on the spot like that. :-(
- Comment on Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack? 4 weeks ago:
I was thinking Plan 9.
- Comment on Get on my level 5 weeks ago:
She hardly looks like 52.
- Comment on There's still life left in them! 1 month ago:
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
It’s angry birds under your bed
On your pants and in your head - Comment on Silver linings? 1 month ago:
A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.
- Comment on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 month ago:
What exactly is "pilk"´?
- Comment on [deleted] 11 months ago:
I’m gonna be brutally honest here, as I don’t care about the downvotes, but the amount of insanity and taboo around sexuality on - presumably predominantly American - online forums is indeed hard to bear. Always ready with the negative connotations: skimpy, slutty, cooties, cheating, home-wrecker; don’t even eye your cousin, that’s incest, therefore the worst thing in the world; a young woman loves a much older man, oh, he must have been grooming or coercing her… don’t masturbate or you’ll go blind, hair will grow on your palms… From a European POV, these seem like compulsory figments of sick minds. Love, sex - why can’t they just be there? So people can enjoy them? Why must people shit all over everything that brings joy? Even when mentioning these taboos “ironically,” such people perpetuate a culture of prudery and I don’t want it to creep into my own culture.
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- Comment on If these mother fuckers are trying to make me pay for Healthcare to talk to fucking ChatGPT I swear to god ChatGPT is going to write me so many scripts for opioids its won't be funny. 11 months ago:
I might completely lose my mind if I had to record the insane drivel my boss is spewing, and train an LLM with it. But if it would rid me of him, I’d still do it.
- Comment on ONE OF US 11 months ago:
Going down a Wikipedia Plutonium rabbit hole, I just realized that the Metropolis algorithm was named after a real person.
- Comment on ONE OF US 11 months ago:
Wake me up when he has his vial of Francium ready.
- Comment on He's just eccentric 11 months ago:
Having not seen the subtitle, I thought at first that this was a drawer full of rods and belts and whatever else they used to beat the autism out of kids, back in the day.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 11 months ago:
7 is the the type of pen that lasts me the longest. They seem indestructible. All other types disintegrate in my hands after a year or so.
- Comment on Social media in 2025 11 months ago:
Good social commentary, but that’s not how a human pelvis looks. Also, I’m skeptical about the number of ribs.
- Comment on Welp. 1 year ago:
Very few people can operate a transporter, though.
- Comment on Welp. 1 year ago:
You get paid for doing a PhD in Europe, too. Also, teams tend to be very international, sometimes majority or even exclusively so.
So if students from third-world countries can come over regularly with few issues to live and work here, I wonder what’s holding back Americans. - Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
It’'s a social experiment, and this thread is part of the plan.
- Comment on The past 18 months have seen the most rapid change in human written communication ever 1 year ago:
I use it to construct regex’s which, for my use cases, can get quite complicated. It’s pretty good at doing that.
- Comment on GARBAGEOLOGY 1 year ago:
I mean, have you been to Birmingham?
- Comment on GARBAGEOLOGY 1 year ago:
Trash Atlantis.
- Comment on Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym 1 year ago:
Leaving Las Vegas.
- Comment on It works for anything 1 year ago:
- Comment on gigadee 1 year ago:
- Comment on The right person for me deserves better. 1 year ago:
I was thinking of “Ex Machina.”
