TheBrideWoreCrimson

@TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who said satire is dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the dog lady near the end is supposed to be vdL, then?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who said satire is dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a first suspicion when about 14 s in, two of the squid’s arms fused.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do I accept?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In this room, I’m not the one with two holes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb bitch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll also say something like:
  “You mean you already HAD home office, old man? For a few years? And then you just… let them take it away again? And internet has been around for decades at this point anyway? And still, you were totally on board with increasing pollution and global warming by absolutely pointlessly commuting from home to something called an ‘office,’ every day? Oh, what’s that, you actually hated doing that? That’s cute. But then you could have gotten a different job, right? Did you at least flip over some cars and set them on fire, in protest? Nothing? Just pure, unabashed complacency? I despise you and will piss on your grave.”
  (I played this through in my mind many times. There is no good comeback.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dumb bitch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice corkscrews.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coffee ☕⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From 2021, to be exact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard no bud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermetically sealed, for your health!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once sterilized a worm-infested flower pot with it. They die at once when touched by a drop of acetone. The plant came out ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or go to Europe. The stories I could tell…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmings, please give us your info dump.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For a long time, I’ve been meaning to flesh out a lengthy piece on libertarianism and the problems I see with it, but I can’t perform when put on the spot like that. :-(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you reboot the router for a Scooby Snack?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking Plan 9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She hardly looks like 52.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's still life left in them!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hush little baby, don’t say a word
  And never mind that noise you heard
  It’s angry birds under your bed
  On your pants and in your head

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silver linings?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A big spoonful of silicic acid always did the trick for me. It’s a sort of gel. I keep a bottle of it in the fridge for this purpose, but also for skin burns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What exactly is "pilk"´?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna be brutally honest here, as I don’t care about the downvotes, but the amount of insanity and taboo around sexuality on - presumably predominantly American - online forums is indeed hard to bear. Always ready with the negative connotations: skimpy, slutty, cooties, cheating, home-wrecker; don’t even eye your cousin, that’s incest, therefore the worst thing in the world; a young woman loves a much older man, oh, he must have been grooming or coercing her… don’t masturbate or you’ll go blind, hair will grow on your palms… From a European POV, these seem like compulsory figments of sick minds. Love, sex - why can’t they just be there? So people can enjoy them? Why must people shit all over everything that brings joy? Even when mentioning these taboos “ironically,” such people perpetuate a culture of prudery and I don’t want it to creep into my own culture.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If these mother fuckers are trying to make me pay for Healthcare to talk to fucking ChatGPT I swear to god ChatGPT is going to write me so many scripts for opioids its won't be funny.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I might completely lose my mind if I had to record the insane drivel my boss is spewing, and train an LLM with it. But if it would rid me of him, I’d still do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ONE OF US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Going down a Wikipedia Plutonium rabbit hole, I just realized that the Metropolis algorithm was named after a real person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ONE OF US⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wake me up when he has his vial of Francium ready.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's just eccentric⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Having not seen the subtitle, I thought at first that this was a drawer full of rods and belts and whatever else they used to beat the autism out of kids, back in the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  7 is the the type of pen that lasts me the longest. They seem indestructible. All other types disintegrate in my hands after a year or so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Social media in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Good social commentary, but that’s not how a human pelvis looks. Also, I’m skeptical about the number of ribs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Very few people can operate a transporter, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You get paid for doing a PhD in Europe, too. Also, teams tend to be very international, sometimes majority or even exclusively so.
  So if students from third-world countries can come over regularly with few issues to live and work here, I wonder what’s holding back Americans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  It’'s a social experiment, and this thread is part of the plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The past 18 months have seen the most rapid change in human written communication ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I use it to construct regex’s which, for my use cases, can get quite complicated. It’s pretty good at doing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GARBAGEOLOGY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, have you been to Birmingham?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GARBAGEOLOGY⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Trash Atlantis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Leaving Las Vegas.