Chef_Boyardee

@Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love is love⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She got on birth control, and her boobs got huge.

  I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her.

  I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

  And I even had a friend that called me shaggy. My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once.

  Matrix confirmed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has to be the manor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ha, joke’s on you. My back only hurts after sex.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon recommends a cast iron pan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Been rocking stainless for about 15 years. No issues. I have no prob searing pork chops without any sticking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works the phones⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My father has dementia. At some point it becomes less about making the best of what’s left, and finding all of the poop footprints he tracked around the entire house after stepping in his own shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calling in healthy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I call that: “I’m not coming in today.” That’s all you need to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Big One⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what's a polite way to reject a picture with a very thankful patient who was under your care?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I have a problem with establishing boundaries.

  I’m a private person. That’s very often misinterpreted as being arrogant and feeling superior to others. I’m not, I just wish to be left alone, but people still feel disrespected and it’s tiring to be constantly explaining yourself. And I don’t understand why I have to explain myself constantly.”

  Maybe say something along the lines of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What games popularized certain mechanics?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been RDFG since about 2002. One of my roommates in college was in the top thousand on Unreal Tournament. He talked me into it. God, I get good at that game playing against him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Creates step by step instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the real problem is someone needing instructions for making a PB&j.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is living like royalty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let him know I’m willing to trade places.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dumbass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Go away, Matt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to the gym for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, it looks like there’s a lot of people here as miserable as you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately, I’m the total opposite. I choose the music over lyrics, but I know where you’re coming from. Most people value lyrics.

  This is going to be weird because I’m about to recommend someone that isn’t metal at all, but the lyrics I find are amazing. Meg Myers. She is a straight killer with her lyrics.

  The Morning After is a strong suggestion. The cool thing, it’s not one of her more popular songs, so if you like it, you’ll find a lot more from her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Venus Fly Traps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had an idea once to make a travel pack sized blanket for air travel.

  Venus Flight Wraps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people throw out old motors, bicycles, anything metal into rivers and lakes instead of a junk yard or the trash system?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s organic recycling. It’s better for the earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I permanently leave Israel?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to tell you to not listen to these comments, but all of them tell you to decide for yourself. Well, you asked the question, so I will answer.

  Yes, and move to Palestine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Massive issues with sleep and desperate for a solution.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Take up a sport. Kick the crap out of yourself with some intense cardio or something.

  And sorry you can’t smoke pot due to health reasons. That’s what I do. I dislike exercise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is very therapeutic to garden, though.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thinking that price is per household not person. I hope that’s the case. But I’m seriously impressed that you can swing $90/mo for food. That’s amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ASUS breaks your ROG Ally if you don't pay $200 for warranty repairs: SCAMMING COMPANY!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget the channel, but this guy with long dark hair and a goatee covered this issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  44 year old, lifelong metalhead here. I refuse to listen to a bands current album if it isn’t my favorite of theirs. Too many bands phone it in after only a few years. So, I definitely need to find the latest music available. Metal Injection has a ballot every year of about 200 albums. Of course it isn’t a definitive list, but it’s enough for me to keep up with everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play ads when I pause a video⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Youtube is my main source of entertainment. I will pay for premium no problem. And yes, I totally hate ads. A music service for free with it that has a comment section so I can discuss the music with my peers. Also, it’s insane the amount of data YouTube has to serve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox Console Sales Are Tanking⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a cloud gamer because I do not have much expendable income. I definitely am not interested in consoles. If my situation improves, I will go back to PC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most obscure movies you've ever seen?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Phone Booth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hate TV shows like The Biggest Loser and My 600-lb Life?⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish there was an episode called, “So, I Married a Snacks Murderer.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starfield's lead quest designer leaves Bethesda to join other RPG veterans making a new open-world game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m honestly flabbergasted. I thought Seinfeld was done decades ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤌🤌🤌⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I am awesome.