I can see shaggy being a total hit with goth girls. He’s got lots of spooky stories and he brings snacks. What’s not to like?
Love is love
Submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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vzq@lemmy.world 7 months ago
CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Also he has a talking pet and can play the guitar 🤘🏻
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t recall him ever playing the guitar in the original cartoon. Is that some kind of retcon shit?
vzq@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If Scooby was a black talking cat, they be all over him from the get go. A large dog might take some getting used to.
Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 7 months ago
True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She got on birth control, and her boobs got huge.
I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her.
I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.
And I even had a friend that called me shaggy. My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once.
Matrix confirmed.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 months ago
If Matrix was here, he’d laugh too.
Shou@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s amazing. This is the good wholesome stuff.
Comment105@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It’s creative writing bro, the green shirt and brown pants? Come on
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
ah that’s probably it, maybe I’m just too handsome to get a gorgeous girlfriend
Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 months ago
A few friends said that me. Pretty sure it was just to keep me going. Though One time my old 4th grade teacher stopped me when I went to my brother’s parent day. Asked me if I was single and wanted to meet her child. Sadly I wasn’t and my brother was there so couldn’t lie even if It occurred to me to. Felt very random. Especially how forward she was on all that.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
lmao imagine asking someone out for your child, that’s really not ok. poor kid…
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 months ago
People forgot how powerful Shaggy is because it was too stressful to contemplate
Infynis@midwest.social 7 months ago
They’re not posing to get their picture taken, Shaggy just appeared there, and she was instantly paralyzed
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ya’ll better put some respect on my man’s name. Shaggy was a real one, even when he was scared. And he came with snacks.
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 months ago
I remember seeing a pretty goth girl holding hands with a guy in a full Adidas tracksuit and thinking how unusual yet awesome it was to see people from completely different social groups in a relationship.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Whoa you saw Johnathan Davis?!
refalo@programming.dev 7 months ago
Cousin! Let’s go bowling.
paddirn@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ve been the boyfriend in this situation with a hot goth chick. No idea what she saw in me.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 7 months ago
Why is this in the past tense?
paddirn@lemmy.world 7 months ago
She moved on. I was young and stupid and she had better things to do than deal with an insecure loser like me. She had a really awesome black chevy nova with a license plate ‘SPOOKY1’ and one of the most awesome things we did was make a bleeding heart cake to impress her pretentious goth friends. A few years back though, she died from a heroin overdose, her Mom had reached out to me on facebook and we talked some, she was a nice lady. Ex-gf had apparently been having some issues in her life and had not-good influences that pushed her back into drugs. C’est la vie.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
oh no…
Mango@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Depends on what kind of imaging she was using. Did she ever rub Doritos dust on your belly?
Rolando@lemmy.world 7 months ago
She’s only dating him to get to Scoob.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Short hair bisexual women and their tall long haired skinny boyfriends is also a trend I have noticed
RBWells@lemmy.world 7 months ago
My short hair bisexual daughters are actually both with skinny guys that are about their height, not tall. Like, they can swap clothing size guys.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
Honestly shaggy and Jeff from American Dad are exactly my “type”
Stoners who would go to the end of the earth for the people they love
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Don’t you be dissing Shaggy!
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 7 months ago
One review of Multiversus mentioned “I never thought I would describe Shaggy as one of the most powerful shoto charachters, but that seems to be the case”.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Oh you know Shaggy is schwangin’ that schlang.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Shaggy has some densely elongated schlang.
Asafum@feddit.nl 7 months ago
As a bitter short guy the first thing I saw was “yeah, he’s tall.”
I guess at least I recognize I’m an asshat lol
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 months ago
oof being short in NL must be fun. unless, wait, how short is short to you? 179cm?
Asafum@feddit.nl 7 months ago
I’m from the US so in freedumb units I’m 5’7" and looking it up that’s 170cm I guess lol
bamfic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Zoinks
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Lmao this is me. (the guy)
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[deleted]RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah, I think so. Butch Hartman’s version of gorgeous, but the women who enjoy being different? Sign me up.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Sometimes extreme low self-esteem can lead you to give up on “scoring” so you start talking to beautiful people with no hang ups. It’s not like you have a chance, right? Might as well enjoy their company, even if it’s just for friends. Suddenly you realize you have tons in common and you like their company. You hang out together every day. They are such a good friend. Then one day they say “hey”, look at you straight in the eyes, and kiss you.
We’ve been together for thirty years last August.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I agree with this. I had this gorgeous friend that I never once tried making a move on our flirting with, cause she was way out of my league. We got to hanging out alone a lot and I would never do anything but just act like a normal, non horny person for once. All of a sudden she’s kissing me. Like wtf?! Good times.
kernelle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s why I always tell people to stop ‘looking’, that’s just desperate and off-putting. Friendships will turn into relationships if its meant to be.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Congrats! 30 years is amazing.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
yeah one day…
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
It only works if the expectation is never gonna happen. Life is cruel.
Slovene@feddit.nl 7 months ago
Congrats, grandpa!
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Don’t seek a relationship. Seek a friendship and a relationship may bloom.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 7 months ago
Congratulations!