Slovene

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prices are out of control⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  From a lemon stealing whore?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We pink inside too :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Night shift ER visitors⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He HAD to use corkscrew pasta … 🫤

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Night shift ER visitors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s the thing …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found Lily and Mitch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, not surprised about this joke! 👋

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found Lily and Mitch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi, gay and five. I’m dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss identifying someone has consequences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought he was gonna give him a tiny tail on his front penis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CATS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Circle of iLife⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why the next generation earphones will be wired.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happens all the time to me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it was Maybelline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so vegan I could eat a burger and still be a vegan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I bet at none of these levels is it wrong to kill mosquitos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keep them closed and avoid trouble⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prangent sex dangerops?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a fun new game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should have a cardiologist check that out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  8%D FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches It⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just assumed that’s the guy from cinemasins. ding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were counting on the implication

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three original movies are being released in theaters today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus a diver and a dancer in music videos. But these two in real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROTEIN BRO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you’re thinking of religion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought vegetative electron microscopy was one of the most important procedures in the development of the Rockwell retro encabulator?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Affleck Calls His Batman a 'Really Excruciating Experience'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  a ‘Really Excruciating Experience’

  Funny, that’s how it was for me watching him as Batman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depart, men of education.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A scene in Life Of Brian.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ARMADILL-NO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the dingo didn’t EAT the baby?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depart, men of education.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *except for Ted Cruz and Elon Musk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depart, men of education.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you always going on about women, Stan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my dreams in colour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *Interspecies erotica

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my dreams in colour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … … … Why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets handed a note⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha 🥲

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest and tell us what you see⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean a clown threesome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LUNGS WERE A MISTAKE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The old man and the sea. Robinson Crusoe.