Submitted 5 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
So stupid…
The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦♂️
Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.
i don’t see any Canadians disagreeing
I’m from Canada.
It’s not America.
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
Sorry, but I don’t see her saying sorry!
Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can’t smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.
We aren’t - this is spot on
Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
Manager of Princess Donut.
This is a non-combatant NPC.
This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.
The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy’s card. patriotic people don’t shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant
side side note, I don’t have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose
I would say the Tim’s card would imply from an era the company was less shit (RIP their OG Ham & Swiss sandwich with the crunchy bread).
But I don’t think Tim’s ever had a loyalty card did they? Maybe a roll up the rim “free coffee” they forgot to ever cash in.
also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant
He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds.
Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.
She hung out with Rob Ford
Is Kate single?
You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?
🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵
IN THE NAME OF LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
Canadians put syrup on their weed?
What Godless creatures
This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank
Yes… Ha ha ha… YES!
Making the stickiest icky.
More like Kate Weed, amiright??
Also is weed super illegal in Japan?
Short answer: yes
Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*
* With some exceptions for medical marihuana
Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?
She said Thank You. Everything checks out.
Please be real
Still got those crazy eyes though.
I wish but the actual one is probably very mundane.
wtf i love weed and maple syrup
Yeah, okay, but which are you smoking and which are you eating?
none of ur fuckn business
SP always gets my upvote.
I see nothing wrong here.
Yea, Kate would
Sounds like my kind of place
caboose2006@lemmy.world 22 minutes ago
Ms. Wood is incredibly based