Acciracy

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i don’t see any Canadians disagreeing

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry, but I don’t see her saying sorry!

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    • makyo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sörry

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, some of the key Canadian words are missing, eh?

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  • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m from Canada.

    It’s not America.

    As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.

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    • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      25 years ago this was a bit silly, but these days it’s like saying: “Look, I’m not on the Epstein List!”

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But Canada is in America

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thdy must have vastly different smoking laws in Japan. We can’t smoke within 4m of entrances (legally), let alone indoors.

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    • TrackShovel@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We aren’t - this is spot on

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m American. That’s how we view you guys as well.

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good.

      The biggest insult a Canadian could ever hear is being called ‘American’.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is Kate single?

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      IN THE NAME OF LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🎵Pour some syrup on me.🎵

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      oil maple syrup

      m.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8N0tCtAh8

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.

  Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.

    So stupid…

    The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦‍♂️

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    • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does that make ranch the second one?

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  • speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck, that last bit cracked me up. Consider it stolen.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sure, she’s holding weed, but her eyes say she’s on something significantly different.

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  • Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She hung out with Rob Ford

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• caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ms. Wood is incredibly based

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• LeFantome@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if it has anything to do with lack of enforcement making weed effectively decriminalized long before the official legalization went through. Official legalization was more of a “government and their buddies want in on the lucrative market”, ignoring that weed was only as expensive as saffron because of the legal risk (or illusion of one) that went along with trading it.

    Saffron is expensive because each plant grows 1-4 flowers, and each flower has two yellow and two red stigmata, and saffron is the two red ones. A whole acre of it will yield less than a kilo IIRC.

    Weed, on the other hand, is aptly named because it is happy growing pretty much anywhere from swamps to dessert mountains. Only real complication with it is the whole determining the sex of the plant ASAP to remove/separate the males before they pollinate the females and then watch for hermaphrodites. Though, even then, it only affects the quality of the final product, as fertalized females still produce bud, it just has seeds in it (at a surprisingly high density if you’ve never gotten seedy bud before) and doesn’t mature the same. Still works fine for extracts.

    If done properly, you can get the whole yield of an acre of saffron from a single weed plant.

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  • Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I spent a season in Whistler 20 years ago, and even though Whistler is “Disney Mountain” I managed to get to know some local residents through Japanese home stay students. Weed was everywhere, granted season skiers and and snowboarders are perhaps not a random selection of the population in that regard.

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• My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She said Thank You. Everything checks out.

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• AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
  Manager of Princess Donut.
  This is a non-combatant NPC.
  This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The one detail in this that slightly annoyed me is the timmy’s card. patriotic people don’t shop there anymore because of the ownership, also their products have sucked for the last decade anyways. idr when that book came out, though

    also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant

    side side note, I don’t have a relative who was trampled by a moose, but I do know someone who had their car trampled by a moose

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      also, side note, nobody but the east coast is pronouncing it “aboot”. there’s a clear difference between “about” and “boot”. americans just really draw out the “ow” in “out”, so yes it sounds closer to “boot”, but it’s hardly ‘exactly how it sounds’. /angryrant

      He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds.

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    • KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would say the Tim’s card would imply from an era the company was less shit (RIP their OG Ham & Swiss sandwich with the crunchy bread).

      But I don’t think Tim’s ever had a loyalty card did they? Maybe a roll up the rim “free coffee” they forgot to ever cash in.

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    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The ownership of Timmy’s is Restaurant Brands International, a publicly traded corporation headquartered in Toronto. Sure there’s a lot of American shareholders, but a significant chunk of the shares are owned by Canadian banks too.

      Also it employs people at the coffee shops. I’m all about boycotting American products, but boycotting Timmy’s seems a bit much.

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  • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    !dcc@piefed.world is leaking.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    IMO, it’s more “aboat” not “aboot”.

    But, Americans say “abawt” instead of “about” so we’re even.

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• paperboy@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s that look on her face… aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??

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  • qaeta@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, that’s the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s just like, Victoria. It’s a pretty dope city.

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  • hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the reefer madness. East Asia takes a very hard line against drugs. As late as the 70s people in Japan would get 30 years in prison for possession of marijuana. Dealing drugs is often the death penalty across the region.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please be real

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  • AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sorry to disappoint. 

    Image

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Still got those crazy eyes though.

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    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s actually fairly interesting. Apparently Japan thinks we’re really into music. I wonder if there’s a Canadian pianist that’s popular over there?

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wish but the actual one is probably very mundane.

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• Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That’s pretty interesting if true.

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think Canada has next to zero in marijuana exports, because it’s illegal to import it in most places. It does contribute billions to Canada’s GDP, but that’s production and consumption that never leaves the country.

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    • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It doesn’t leave my house LOL.

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, not even illegal weed.

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    • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah that does make more sense. I guess that makes the comic quite a bit more offensive though lol

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• Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would’ve thought corruption, racism and being fat.

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism… goes with everything.

      Pancakes are fine tho

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    • Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Corruption and racism aren’t really unique to America though. If you look at current Japanese politics you’ll see they can be just as racist and corrupt as the US.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  More like Kate Weed, amiright??

  Also is weed super illegal in Japan?

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Short answer: yes

    Long answer: yeeeeeeeessssss*

    * With some exceptions for medical marihuana

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seems like a lot of Asian countries really hate weed. Why is that?

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  • Jagarico@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was quite shocked when my neighbor here once offered me a joint. And it’s Osaka’s central area, and it wasn’t that late! Though I sometimes can smell it in the air, and occasionally see teenagers (on the older side) smoking weed, it’s usually somewhere far from the crowds and popular places.

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Canadians put syrup on their weed?

  What Godless creatures

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Lawnman23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is Ms. Frizzle’s dope-ass sister, Ms. Dank

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes… Ha ha ha… YES!

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🤣🤣

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Making the stickiest icky.

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.

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  • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, if she pours it on everything…

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    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      she even got the syrup OG kush to close the circle

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• kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  wtf i love weed and maple syrup

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  • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, okay, but which are you smoking and which are you eating?

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    • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      none of ur fuckn business

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• superkong47@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Based

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• Gleddified@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• sommerset@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean sounds about right. They forgot square faces and mouths tho

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• MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …And cheat at curling

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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m just gonna go make some popcorn while I wait for the random Swede or Canadian to wander into this thread.

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    • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Swede here, I don’t care about sports, but online drama tickles my fancy.

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    • Presently42@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hello, random Canadian curler here

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  • squaresinger@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We wasn’t exactly as nice about it as I was lead to believe a Canadian would be.

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• hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why do they portray Canadians like Pokemon characters

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• Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She’s cute.

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Smash

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I used to have British made English textbooks, it had British stereotypes, minus the bombs for the Irish, and otherwise the more endearing ones.

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  relevant

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    SP always gets my upvote.

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• TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hello, Kate Wood here.

  how fast can you run?

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Canada isn’t America? So what continent is it on? Africa?

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yea, Kate would

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I see nothing wrong here.

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• 33550336@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am not expecting japanese fascists to think out of stereotypes.

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• PhAzE@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Seems accurate

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