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- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 1 day ago:
So chickens are out of the question
- Comment on Say it slowly. 1 day ago:
Also “I never said he licked my asshole” can mean I implied it heavily.
- Comment on bred 1 day ago:
Why did I watch it all the way through tho
And I had to watch an ad for ketamine before it, this timeline is weird.
- Comment on Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic 1 day ago:
Ooooh you have to do a double pour to get that angle, and remember to use an old throwaway gun if you’re going to do a gun aspic, it’s a 50/50 chance it’ll ever fire right again. You can reuse the gun in another aspic tho
- Comment on What even is money at this point 2 days ago:
People keep making the point that in the worst of the depression, they were giving away tableware to just get people in the stores.
The CEO of McDonalds is currently lobbying the White House to raise the minimum wage. Saying there’s a “two track economy” and point out stratification. Curious.
They’re noticing they squeezed us too hard, not just as consumers but as a class. To the point where it’s eating their sales now. So they’ll adjust it just high enough that we keep bleeding for them.
Breadcrumbs.
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 3 days ago:
My elderly neighbor doesn’t exactly follow rules. She had a colonoscopy earlier this year. They sent her home because she “wasn’t clean.” She had to repeat the process later, and I can’t imagine she was a Sunny Country Road, but they at least completed the exam that time. I am still mortified for her, my first colonoscopy was last year, I spent a full day on the toilet prepping. Nearly slept in the bathtub.
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 3 days ago:
I have yet to find a way to explain to my dog that he must not veer off the sidewalk lest his paws get burnt.
I love the assumption there though
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 4 days ago:
Ugh we have people doing that in our neighborhood and it’s godawful. I think they think they’re “xeriscaping” but this is Arkansas and the incredibly hot sun makes those rocks too hot to touch or stand on (for my doggo), kills the plants that are planted near it, etc. But they aren’t going to admit their mistake and undo it.
- Comment on Become who you were meant to be 1 week ago:
Pictured: transcendental unacceptability
- Comment on It's always Brassica 1 week ago:
We know they follow a fractal pattern.
As do dinosaurs, which ate the big trees, and (in chicken nugget form) eat the small broccoli trees too
Nature is beautiful.
- Comment on DEI, more like DIED 2 weeks ago:
I actually find it encouraging that people still respond to “evil.” Like yeah we don’t allow people to just be openly evil anymore. That sounds like a good change.
- Comment on He died doing what he loved. 2 weeks ago:
Normally blood and gore makes me upset. For whatever reason, I smiled the first time I saw this video. Then the next 15 times as well.
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 2 weeks ago:
It actually galvanized people against the movement and made a younger generation more politically aware, including many probably seeing (voluntarily even) their first testimony to congress as they flipped over from MTV to CSPAN to watch some of their favorite rockers.
So yeah good call GOP
They are really in the shitter with ideas, they have a lot of levers right now, but they are truly staggering under their own weight right now. Their coalition isn’t going to last forever.
- Comment on RFK Jr. Blames violent video games for Mass Shootings. 2 weeks ago:
His office leaked his plans to link video games to behavioral issues earlier this week, so he already had the press release ready, he just swapped some words around.
- Comment on Too soon? 2 weeks ago:
If you’re part of a movement that’s taking vaccines away from babies, well, you’re evil and people are going to respond to that.
- Comment on Brad buys a house 2 weeks ago:
Yeah that’s insane, you are legally allowed to make any mark and it’s a signature. But cops are above the law, so
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 2 weeks ago:
Antitoxin serum!? You gonna tell me what I should put in my kids bodies? Hell no! That’s communisocialism
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 2 weeks ago:
The periodic table is predictive. From a few elements, the rest could be projected and expected, like the Higgs-Boson. The table makes no predictions for things we cannot measure and are in fact theoretical, like dark matter which lacks any empirical evidence. Would be awesome if it did because then it wouldn’t be theoretical anymore.
- Comment on bro who tf invented the SPOON 💀 like u see a puddle and thought “yeah imma scoop that” 2 weeks ago:
Some say this is just a coverup story for the murder of the ladle inventor whose family in Kilkenny still claim rightful ownership of that patent, but today arguing with Big Spoon is just asking for it
- Comment on That'd be helpful 2 weeks ago:
It works if you’re like 22 and have few responsibilities and much free time.
If you’re 44, fuck that noise, I got a routine to keep or everything will fall apart.
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
They have royal pie takers who, according to the Magna Carta, have to stand in.
- Comment on Well, shit. 2 weeks ago:
You know how we installed that system and have been waiting for a chance to see how it works
- Comment on I'm saving it for a little QT 🦟 3 weeks ago:
They’ve gone back and forth. I think if you large-picture it, it’s pretty OK, something like 15% of bird and bat diets come from mosquitos. But at the micro level, some species may not cope. I am very fond of bats so I am ambivalent about this.