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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Doing my morning walk through the churches in my neighborhood and there’s two old churches side by side, both rocking out, one sort of blues riffs, one a little more traditional rock. And as I often do, I stood for a moment taking it in - this is the Southern culture I think is fascinating and rich and… then I realize the blues one is now just doing a call and refrain “I don’t need no - evidence” over and over, and my dog’s like “let’s get the fuck out of here” and so we did.

  But it’s cute for a second if you don’t try to focus in on it. This is how religion should be taken in, and then hustle your ass along.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Strong chance my final words will be “Oh shoot, shoooot.” Even tho I swear like a sailor, if it’s really bad, I go for clean language.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  HiS wAyS aRe MyStErIoUs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bondi's Latest Press Briefing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And what she’ll go back to terrorizing villagers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid sexy raft⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  for real, today Sex Raft would have 55 seasons and 3 spinoffs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckin' PSYOP⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait hold on is the Jigsaw puppet taking the sensible position or the whackadoo position here? I’m assuming the latter but she’s absolutely smart enough to know how stupid this sounds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Porridge, horseridge, the entire first act of Hamlet, LaBron James’ telephone number in Spanish,

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it normal to see this static when you close your eyes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Purple, green, pinks and oranges (that’s the blood in my eyelids I think). If I rub my eyes, the pixellated screensavers get wild, which I think means you’re not supposed to do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dads be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my GOD i hated this as a kid - why is there a light just for me if I can’t use it? And then I was driving my 3yo son the other night, and he’s like “turn the lights on” and as I was explaining to him why I wouldn’t, it struck me… the cycle is complete

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please be aware!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I, some sort of pupae expert!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had to look this up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s also derivative as hell, but children’s lit doesn’t get real deep reviews, and we were all too busy defending it from Christianity to really notice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Does Hitler have a right to privacy?" and other big questions in research ethics.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Researchers sequenced his DNA recently from a bloodstained couch cushion, we’ve been getting glimpses into it lately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if her penis is inside you when you cum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s one theory yes. The serial killer stopped in late 2021, we assume he was incarcerated for another crime. The superhero at least somewhat matched his description. It was wild.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fragile masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Any melon, gourd, or even most vine-based flowers I really recommend a simple automated irrigation mechanism especially in a hot climate because they are thirsty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bank Workers, Rejoice!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2300 sqft historic home in a capitol city downtown… 8 years ago… but I do have to put up with a few quirks like the homeless everywhere and the serial killer that was actively preying on them for several years, and the sword-carrying superhero who then came along to patrol and ‘fight’ this killer.

  We have a security system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's on a mission⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to drive an hour in whiteout blizzards to get to my plug. In the ditches once or twice on that, but thanks to a handy wrecker, back on the road before my last bowl runs out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do no harm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be so honest about this. My lung collapsed, repeatedly and they had to carve up my insides and glue it to my ribcage with scar tissue after having a drain tube sucking out my thorax into a bloodbox for 10 days, so like, I have a threshold for “10” that is a bit higher than other folks, and I tried to explain that (this meme is about me apparently) and generally got zero drugs. Now they ask and I say “10” and they give me drugs. Lesson learned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...will continue until...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey I’m a wagon consultant and I’ll show you what you’re doing wrong for a small fee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2³² will get interesting...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a little more and every single particle in the universe will be on the tracks, and what the fuck would happen if every particle in the universe was split in twain? Let’s assume it radiated outward from the center of the universe at the speed of light…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plant Protection⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve spoken to the mushrooms about this several times, they get us all in the end anyway so they think it’s funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindr dump (in post body)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The world lost untold weirdness when Craigslist took down their personals section, cause that’s where my down dirty girlfriends were getting the dick back in the day. You could go on and have your pick of dozens of guys in an hour. Generally they were real guys. Most were awful but they found some diamonds in the rough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨exam cheating⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep I work in a law school and AI is actually being adopted very quickly, we have courses on it. But no one intelligent is offloading their thinking to it, because exams are serious business.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BRETTS_NISSAN has just sent you an unsolicited dick pic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sushi delivery⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Had a persian friend who would make tahdig all during Covid and I definitely ate more than I needed to.

  And we have places here that serve fried sushi rolls, they are good, but no fried stuff after 40.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My collection is growing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Between the size of the drill and the constant adjusting of torque I really prefer hand tools here. You can feel when the screws and cams are in place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My collection is growing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No no no. Throw that away, first thing you do. Have a driver set with every size Allen key, you insert bit into a screwdriver handle and it ratchets. No more bloody knuckles, or pulling it out every turn because your key hits another part. Makes furniture go together so much faster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Babadook enjoys some wine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also if you’re hosting a party just assume it’ll happen because people have multiple parties and/or going out to the club to get laid, they aren’t going to come drink wine and then go home and get into costume…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  June beetles will get on your screens and vibrate, making a creepy noise people sometimes think is a cicada.

  We have mockingbirds that, when they become sexually mature, scream in atonal bleats all night long. You can’t chase them off, they’re in the trees and roofs. So you just lie awake, imagining a drone that could automatically fly around and shoot them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a minor to moderate amount of tomfoolery in construction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Handles like 25x as much traffic