I've sunk to a new low

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Crushing it my guy

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.

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  • veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But it’s more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it’s something the poors cannot do.

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why not hemp rope and a rock then?

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• BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Huh “submarine” rhymes with “guillotine” I just noticed

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did you hear the one about the billionaire who tried to put a screen door a guillotine?

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• zeejoo@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If the good person deep inside you never comes out, what does it matter?

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.

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