I've sunk to a new low

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.

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  • veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.

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    • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But it’s more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it’s something the poors cannot do.

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why not hemp rope and a rock then?

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    • DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      who cares charge 25x the amount of the sub an redistrubute the wealth

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• BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Huh “submarine” rhymes with “guillotine” I just noticed

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you hear the one about the billionaire who tried to put a screen door a guillotine?

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crushing it my guy

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some people just collapse under pressure.

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• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  deep down for sure, i mean, if you dig deep enough into the mariana trench you’ll find sunshine when you exit the planet through the other side

  but honestly, does it matter? i mean, the purpose of a system is what it does. it does not matter whether they believe in the future deep down as long as they act like it. so we must ensure policies that bring us into the future, independent of whether our rulers want to or not. that’s what we can actually talk about and measure, everything below the surface is not actually something that we can determine.

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  • Iceman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You might say you thought to deeply on the subject :p

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• zeejoo@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the good person deep inside you never comes out, what does it matter?

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• Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Build more and send it.

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• alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Drink the rich! slurp slurp

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  bravo

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• TerdFerguson@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Deep down, billionaires are good people. #OceanGate

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Replace “The Rich” with “Oligarchs”, slap this on a t-shirt, and I’m in.

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s deep

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh yeah, even the kid and the scientist?

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• CircaV@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🏆🏆🏆

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s give the billionaires a round of applause. Or at least one big, loud clap.

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How about a short drop and a sudden stop?

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