AeonFelis
@AeonFelis@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hey Grok 10 hours ago:
We need to budget them tokens.
- Comment on Anon's neighbors have chickens 6 days ago:
- Comment on 🤏🤏🤏 6 days ago:
*knocking on it*
“Yup. It’s wood aright”
- Comment on Santa is working on those lists 1 week ago:
So… drows?
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 1 week ago:
Maybe the real wasted time is the friends we made along the way?
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 2 weeks ago:
Most jobs are a pointless waste of time
His journey, on the other hand, is a pointful waste of time.
- Comment on Anon does a drug bust 2 weeks ago:
You should strive to be me because I’m better than you.
- Comment on Shut up science!! 2 weeks ago:
Science is totally right here, I have no doubt. It’s just… that I have zero regard for my own health.
- Comment on Shout out to my engineering homies. 2 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t they still be disappointed that you are an engineer and not a doctor?
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 2 weeks ago:
First, that is not your child. It is a fucking elephant.
Finally someone addresses the elephant in the room!
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 2 weeks ago:
Worst she can do is say “no”
- Comment on We have just released a grand DLC, War Sails, for our game, Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord 3 weeks ago:
If you can’t hold your excitement for more than 250 milliseconds - maybe snails are not a very good choice as a fascination target.
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 3 weeks ago:
Shit, cats do that. Do they also pray to god?
Yes, and even God can’t understand what is it that they want this time.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Different people are different. For some people mere social interaction is draining even if they are interacting with genuinely nice people.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
My brain looked at the gummies at the background and interpreted the text as “only eat one a day” which is not something I think I can do.
- Comment on Let him keep it. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Fictional 1 month ago:
What’s so special with four and a half billion years (or 13.8 billion years, if you measure from the big bang instead of the formation of the Solar system and Earth) that makes it so weird for us to “just happen to be” during that time?
- Comment on Fictional 1 month ago:
Is it “dumbass” (a single word) or is it “dumb/ass” (relation)?
- Comment on Banana 1 month ago:
Americans use it as an excuse to avoid converting to metric.
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 1 month ago:
I suspect they are hoping to get their hands on some radioactivity which will turn them into an animal-human hybrid.
- Comment on Why do so many boomers and even some gen x believe so peristently that if you dressup and show up in person anywhere you will get whatever you went there for? 1 month ago:
That place you were going to will owe to give you the thing you want as a reward for your effort. This is exactly how the world works.
- Comment on Sunlight special 2 months ago:
Don’t be ridiculous. Where would they get sunlight in England?
- Comment on wax on 2 months ago:
It means bigger than a third pounder, right?
- Comment on And the pre-peeled containers for 4x the price are a ripoff 2 months ago:
That life hack didn’t work for Persephone.
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: We did it, guys! 20 poptarts! 2 months ago:
Dr. Seuss would be proud.
- Comment on It's depressing, man 2 months ago:
The conmen whom you question will make the effort to color your skepticism as demeaning and rude.
- Comment on 'An embarrassing failure of the US patent system': Videogame IP lawyer says Nintendo's latest patents on Pokémon mechanics 'should not have happened, full stop' 3 months ago:
You can probably get away with it if you write it in a confusing enough fashion; but you need to make it really confusing - to the point even CPU architecture experts could miss it unless they pay very close attention; and remember that the claims - which are the only part of the patent that has any legal meaning - may be limited by law to a single sentence each, but there is no limit on how cumbersome each sentence is; additionally, semicolons are not sentence terminators; this means that this entire comment I just wrote is technically a only one sentence.
- Comment on Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd 3 months ago:
I find no joy from anyone’s death, but in some deaths I do find amusement.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like AI 3 months ago:
UBI is not a real socialist plan
UBI is not a socialist plan at all. UBI is what happens when you:
- accept the capitalist worldview that interfering with the market and the price system leads to distortions that ruin everything
but
- think that people deserve to exist even when they are not useful to you
- Comment on Age check 3 months ago:
Not every power imbalance is automatically coercive.
The problem is that power imbalances make it impossible to establish consent:
- The underling has no guarantee that refusing will not result in retribution.
- The superior has no way to know if the underling’s agreement is true consent or if it was out of fear of retribution.