Rats.

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• percent@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Maybe they’re vegetarian ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  OP isn’t allowed to have adult scissors

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not in the rehab ward they don’t. Out of fear of violence.

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about pens? Someone stabbed someone in the eye, to get front row seats to hear the iconic Seth Rogan laugh. This happened when he was promoting the movie Paul.

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• 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This fella got two FREE hotdogs and he’s mad

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• AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not as mad as the guy who’s lunch you’ve stolen!

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I don’t know how much of an addict you have to be to be willing to be charged with trafficking, transport felony-levels of illegal narcotics, all just to hope that whatever it is will be good and vibe with you…?

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  • AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not everyone who likes drugs is an addict. Jeez some people just like to have a good time

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Addict? Probably you meant broke

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    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Tbh you don’t need to be either an addict nor broke to be excited about the prospect of a free brick of cocaine

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Drugs? OP thought it was hamburgers and French fries and not just two hotdogs.

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  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t be a square, man! /s

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What did OP think it was? C4?

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  • Thalion@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Concaine

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      4

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    probably smuggled hard drugs

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What makes a drug soft?

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  • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    square grouper

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Luckily it wasn’t just a very spicy pillow.

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