I don’t know how much of an addict you have to be to be willing to be charged with trafficking, transport felony-levels of illegal narcotics, all just to hope that whatever it is will be good and vibe with you…?
Rats.
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Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Addict? Probably you meant broke
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Tbh you don’t need to be either an addict nor broke to be excited about the prospect of a free brick of cocaine
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Drugs? OP thought it was hamburgers and French fries and not just two hotdogs.
AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not everyone who likes drugs is an addict. Jeez some people just like to have a good time
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Don’t be a square, man! /s
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What did OP think it was? C4?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This fella got two FREE hotdogs and he’s mad
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Luckily it wasn’t just a very spicy pillow.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not as mad as the guy who’s lunch you’ve stolen!
percent@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Maybe they’re vegetarian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Honestly, am I the ONLY one thinking, hell yeah, I am doing this!
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OP isn’t allowed to have adult scissors
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Not in the rehab ward they don’t. Out of fear of violence.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
What about pens? Someone stabbed someone in the eye, to get front row seats to hear the iconic Seth Rogan laugh. This happened when he was promoting the movie Paul.