AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 2 hours ago:
This is the right call. They’ve got a “harvest veggie burger” that’s primarily chickpeas and cheese so not appropriate for vegans and it’s pretty mid. Skip the cheese puck, go for the curds.
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 4 hours ago:
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 1 day ago:
I’m not sure it’s legal to call them candy cigarettes though - I’ve always seen them called something else. Yup, it’s illegal to call them cigarettes in the US, and they vary in legality elsewhere.
I only ever see them for sale in places that sell old fashioned candy, I think their decline has to do with the fact they just don’t taste very good (in addition to the changing cultural opinions about cigarettes, but I bet they’ve declined even in places where a large percentage of adults still smoke).
- Comment on my dad and my daddy are very similar but not the same 5 days ago:
- Comment on men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way 1 week ago:
I’ve once made the mistake of stepping into an anime con game room on Sunday that gave out free samples of Axe body spray. You just end up with Axe + heinous body odor. I’m not sure it’s worse, but it’s not better.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Transfems are you still doing pickle jokes or have y’all mostly switched away from spiro?
- Comment on Political leaning 1 week ago:
I wonder how many of those folks grew up under an authoritarian parenting style too?
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- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 2 weeks ago:
Funky cheese, relevant username
- Comment on 😐😐😐😐😐 2 weeks ago:
My mom had a manager who didn’t have fingerprints. When the bank they worked at implemented fingerprint login on the computers it caused a few problems.
- Comment on Uhhhh sure? 2 weeks ago:
I’d love to figure out some improvement to CoMaps cycling directions, although I’m starting to use it more as a digital map and doing my own route planning. Both CoMaps and Google make some bizarre routing choices but this is a place where Co Maps has space to really excel. Co Maps might already be slightly better in some regards but Google is usually workable and CM’s route is 90% better and 10% baffling utter nonsense. The goog has absolutely been responsible for multiple occasions where I’ve said fuck no and ended up riding on the sidewalk though.
- Comment on A new quest appears... 4 weeks ago:
GE sells LED bulbs that come with a remote, nothing smart about them, I can dim them or turn them off entirely with the remote that lives on my bedside table.
- Comment on Twodaloo 4 weeks ago:
When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.
- Comment on HAWK SHARK 5 weeks ago:
Earlier today I found out that old spice makes a lavender scented deodorant for men. It’s light and pleasantly subtle
- Comment on The hair even covers its face... 1 month ago:
Nah, piloswine is actually prepared for winter.
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 1 month ago:
Good news, yesterday it hit 40, everything melted, and today it’s all frozen for proper Minnesota winter next week where we’re supposed to be getting sub zero temps! I’ve never been this thrilled for shitty cold freeze thaw cycles.
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 1 month ago:
- Comment on Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia 1 month ago:
Four hours later, I just checked and it’s still up lol. Nobody say anything.
- Comment on Caw caw 1 month ago:
I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.
- Comment on Help is needed 1 month ago:
Linkin Pork
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 1 month ago:
Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.
- Comment on Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition 2 months ago:
Boggle rules I see cuck because of how that c is rotated.
- Comment on Thanks :) 2 months ago:
mango-flavored cigarettes
He would be fond of mango flavored vape juice.
- Comment on Can't stop till brimstone 2 months ago:
How else am I supposed to remove the ice from my sidewalk???
- Comment on Does this count? 2 months ago:
They’re texturally kinda unique, and they’re basically corn syrup flavored with maybe a hint of honey. I like them but I definitely understand the people who don’t.
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 2 months ago:
… Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.
- Comment on Settings you believe ANY game should have? (This is me advocating for a restart/reboot button on ALL games) 3 months ago:
I’m playing Pokemon Moon right now and as annoying as the rotom can be I find the recap useful if maybe a little bit hand holdy.
- Comment on We need to the energy we had when tradesmen struck on behalf of one another. 3 months ago:
Sorry your whole island is fucked, not that my country is doing any better.
- Comment on It's always been women in STEM. 3 months ago:
I trust UNESCO, but isn’t Guinness basically pay-to-play, like if I got together with my entire city and we baked the world’s largest pizza, verified by a number of neutral third parties but I don’t pay the $$$ to bring the Guinness team, according to them it doesn’t count?
- Comment on Screw your zodiac sign, tell me.. 3 months ago:
My grandmother had a set of baking dishes with #4, but my family’s main set was a pattern not listed here.