AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obligatory⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they okay when they post on socials about when they inevitably lose the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  slinky cat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Mixed-Species Herding Patterns of Electric Kick Scooters”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  !micromobility@lemmy.world might get a kick out of this, sadly Jerboa doesn’t make cross posting easy (or at least I haven’t figured out how to do it yet).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨QUACK QUACK QUACK⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They did a compilation episode of all of the bastards Oprah gave us that they’d previously covered, including Dr Phil. It was like 9 hours long. I couldn’t finish it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DOdodo DODO DOdodo DODO Dodododo DODO DODOOOOO🎶🎵🎶⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably didn’t know how to cook them back then, look at what happened to lobster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They really missed out on Pumpkin Spice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stupid Sexy Scientists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  damnit i want to go to space but I’m one of those kinky aces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little memorial at the local dump⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep us updated, this is fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's banana, pineapple and cherry.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was drinking some blue raspberry flavored sparkling ‘water’ and… holy shit it is banana pineapple and cherry. O_O

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meowposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hemingway’s cats managed to keep them, look up polydactyl cats. They’re too pampered to churn butter anymore though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone else will retire me when the time comes.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Red Wing move most of their boot manufacturing to China? They’ve got one or two lines still made in Red Wing MN but iirc it’s mostly China now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are made of stardust⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if it’s the same dust that Brian May did his PhD on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Facts: Bats, The Science of The Hunt - Ze Frank⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We use the Dawkins definition of meme here, this is probably fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The girl is just batty.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those birds choose to be in there and can get out, the one that fell down the chimney into my basement a few months ago needed help to get out.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The girl is just batty.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Chimney swifts are neat birds. They can’t perch on flat surfaces!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not saying that teacher didn’t suck, but method can be important in earlier math classes. So much of early math is about developing number sense and just understanding what is being represented by a mathematical statement. If a method is a stand in for a larger level comprehension, say, showing that 3*2 is also represented by three rows of two, ie

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  Just regurgitating a memorized number doesn’t show that deeper understanding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Suggest some games according to my laptop's hardware⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Space Cadet Pinball?

  PSA someone ported it to Linux. There’s a Flatpack. You’re welcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Albanian Eurovision entry this year (Zjerm by Shkodra Elektronike) absolutely slaps. Other than that, not much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chevy has a hot new model!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Insurance is an old-school MMO subscription model and gas is… has anyone tried a pay per hour played subscription model yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human geography⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Placebo meme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes a placebo can work even if you know it’s a placebo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the climate change denial one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dennis Prager in Harlem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder to everyone that Lemmy’s DMs are not private by the nature of how federation works, maybe don’t message anyone anything that might cause problems out of context.