AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but it’s not Nestle!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  American chocolate is inferior in all ways but one - our Kit Kats aren’t Nestle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rats.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  square grouper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enjoying the outdoors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause it’s the First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called Fucking outside

  (YouTube link)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.

  But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good trip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😭😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve done some wild things to pigeons

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have one for Kissinger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm who could it possibly be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the pre-ai annoyance of scaley nipples that bugs me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saying "It is what it is" when it is all that it is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll pass. It’ll pass like a kidney stone, but it’ll pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re happier not knowing, delete your account before since sicko comes by to gleefully explain this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right now, which is worse - the energy used to generate the image or the food waste if someone actually made slaw pops? At some point in the near future AI wins, if it doesn’t win already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All kinds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re huge. I got a Luna moth tangled in my hair while pitching a night softball game as a teenager. Had to call a time out to get it untangled, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not okay.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL Owl City is from Owatonna

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your shitposts have summoned this man to my house⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m seeing some kind of hawk or owl face, beak in the main section and the eyes mirrored on either wing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute unit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming you’re thinking of the Mars Climate Orbiter, it crashed into Mars.

  Of course it’s possible there’s been more than one metric/imperial issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May your dumpster fire burn far and wide⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FROM DOWNTOWNNNNN! 🎃⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be impressed. Pumpkins are kinda heavy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I wanted to have a maximally downvoted post, how would I go about accomplishing that?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Off topic vegan rant on a community that doesn’t really remove posts? Bonus points for “carnist”.

  lemmy.today/post/31327867

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your favorite frogs.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy frog just has his tiny dong hanging out and nobody has ever questioned if it’s safe for work or whatever, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm Vegan! I can't eat what you sell!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure this is the right community for this rant, lol.

  I’m a vegetarian who usually only eats Subway if I’m in bumfuck Egypt and there’s no better option, because their salad on bread isn’t any worse than their other options. Even if Subway did start carrying tofurky slices (the smoked tofurky slices are fantastic imo) I probably still wouldn’t eat there regularly because Subway just isn’t good anymore.

  McDonald’s has the McPlant in some markets but not mine, and economically it’s their loss - whenever someone in my friend group wants fast food burgers we end up at Burger King because it hits the same cravings and BK has something I can eat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this 😂😂😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also available as a Flatpak for those of us running Linux now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many complaint posts, do this instead.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a rumor Prince removed a rib?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time sure flies. I remember pausing my N64 to watch the news coverage.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s done a whole documentary on black women’s hair, he really shouldn’t have made the joke he did, everyone kinda sucks here, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to ask which squeenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.

  Why do they all have a certain look to them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common British L⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Minnesota had deep fried ranch at the state fair last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GIVE ME 4⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a local queer cafe/community center that has a (non-alcoholic) drink called programmer socks. The main component is an energy drink, because of course it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I also had a coworker named America and I’m pretty sure her parents were immigrants - English was pretty clearly not my coworker’s first language. I think it works for her situation. (Funny enough, it was her reckless behavior that caused me to spend my last few weeks at that job on light duty…)

  There’s also America Ferrera, I don’t think the name is that weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Peace Corps get defunded?