AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What's a cancelled game you really miss? 1 day ago:
Your comment made me finally get around to setting up Homecoming (hooray WINE!) and I just got to the character creation screen… I haven’t played since before it went to free to play what is all of this stuff? Oh well, I’m sure I’ll feel like I’ve come home once I’m running sewers, lol.
- Comment on Beauty is still out there 6 days ago:
I agree with your premise, but people were saying in the comments that unzipped building was either AI or photoshopped.
- Comment on It's 5 o'clock somewhere 1 week ago:
So it’s a mildly clever Bloody Mary?
- Comment on Trump fires Trump 1 week ago:
It’s clearly a typo for Sow Joan’s. He’s trading turnips.
- Comment on Bubble Wrap! 2 weeks ago:
It was probably a contrast agent like you said, I don’t have any kind of medical background, I just know that it lit up under imaging and the med nerds thought it was interesting, lol.
- Comment on Please choose one 2 weeks ago:
If Ice Pick Lodge did this they’d have funding for Pathologic 4 in about two minutes.
- Comment on Anatomy 2 weeks ago:
How’d you set up your camera to take this photo? I’m impressed with the dedication to the bit.
- Comment on Bubble Wrap! 2 weeks ago:
My mom has some kind of acid reflux issue. To diagnose, they had her swallow some radioactive thing and x-rayed her. It was so bad the doctor called in a whole flock of med students to watch the radioactive tracer yo-yo in her esophagus.
- Comment on I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers 2 weeks ago:
I feel like there’s an XKCD where either the black hat guy or cueball do basically this, but shockingly I can’t find it.
- Comment on i love trash 3 weeks ago:
Rats are also great pets! And also have all of the same downsides as opossums. :(
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 3 weeks ago:
I love the standard twist-erase, I bought a bunch of them in college and still use them. What’s different about the GT?
- Comment on Not today 4 weeks ago:
These kinds of verbal slip ups are universal, look how many comments and up votes this post has.
It’s funny, just laugh about it, nobody should agonize over this funny and harmless bit of being a human.
- Comment on Po-tay-toes 4 weeks ago:
Found Quentin Tarantino’s Lemmy account.
- Comment on Set reasonable expectations 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Is 33 cents a small amount of money? 4 weeks ago:
The only way that’s a problem is if you’re on certain government benefits, if you make just a little bit too much there’s a hard cutoff for many benefits so you may end up losing more than you made in OT. But if your staff is facing this dilemma, they need to be paid more.
- Comment on Nothing to see here 4 weeks ago:
You missed making the Fiat Maluch joke.
(Maluch in Polish apparently means toddler.)
- Comment on surgeon generas warning 4 weeks ago:
Disney cast members are taught to “Disney point” where you point with either two fingers or your whole hand, and during Traditions (job training/brainwashing course) you’re shown pictures of Walt Disney doing that point.
At some point you realize that he’s doing that point because they just edited a cigarette out from between his fingers.
- Comment on Dunning-Kruger 4 weeks ago:
XY females aren’t always sterile! Most of the cases we know of are sterile though, because you don’t get tested for this stuff unless something’s wrong (the woman in the case study got tested because XY women are common in her family, her daughter is XY and infertile).
- Comment on Before you act, is this right for the company? 5 weeks ago:
I found heaven in a pint of ice cream once.
- Comment on 卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 5 weeks ago:
Well that’s funny.
look what I found in index.html
> if (window.speechSynthesis) var speechUtterance = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”);
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 5 weeks ago:
Someone actually opened an issue on the GitHub Page for a Vance slider… I could probably make one if someone else doesn’t beat me to it. What sound clip should I use (or should I use AI and go with “I did not have sectional relations with that loveseat”)?
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 5 weeks ago:
Given the “how to use a Belgian waffle maker” vid, I think this is a plausible hallucination - I bet the waffle was invented (or the word waffle started being used) in Belgium 200 years ago. Or maybe the Belgian waffle maker was invented 200 years ago?
From Wikipedia:
Florian Dacher formalized a recipe for the Brussels Waffle, the predecessor to American “Belgian” waffles, recording the recipe in 1842/43
Maybe that? Now I want waffles.
- Comment on Sending the wrong meme to the wrong chat 5 weeks ago:
I loved the first season of that, did they ever release the second season and was it any good?
- Comment on Please answer. 1 month ago:
SEB is a 32 year old man, presenting to the emergency room…
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 1 month ago:
Not everything being sold as the R36s is able to use ArkOS (although I think there’s been progress on getting the other ones to use that OS), more deets here. Also, not every micro SD card works in that second slot, but yeah, just get a Samsung Evo Plus (I’m running dual Microcenter cards, don’t do this lol). There is a huge enthusiast community doing cool things with these devices, there’s a bit of tinkering to get them set up but it’s easy enough.
Alpaca, got anything set up through PortMaster yet? I’ve been meaning to get Stardew Valley and Half-Life on there.
- Comment on A funny thing in Iran is how they repackage old PlayStation consoles 1 month ago:
I got one around Christmas on sale and I’m a big fan of mine, I’m replaying Crash Team Racing and Final Fantasy Tactics at the moment. They’ve got some quirks, there’s a lower powered variant floating around, definitely read through the subreddit and do a bit of research on the device. I will say that it’s awesome for what it is, but there’s places where it feels like a ~$30 gadget.
- Comment on Emulating PS2 for my Steam Deck, would love any recommendations! 1 month ago:
Loved the Xenosaga series, shame they never actually got to make the 6 games they wanted.
Jak and Dexter games absolutely, but I actually prefer the later ones that aren’t just platforming like the first.
- Comment on [SATIRE] Here's an idea: "Therapeutic Kidnapping"- let me explain (text-post inside) 1 month ago:
Uh… this is basically real. It’s a more honest ad for those troubled teen camps, up to and including the actual kidnapping.
- Comment on I gotta start using folders or at least labeling these somehow 1 month ago:
Ooh, that looks amazing. Thanks! I’ve installed it, but I’ll wait to open it because I don’t have three hours for it to index my thirty terabyte meme collection.
