AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Common British L⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Minnesota had deep fried ranch at the state fair last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GIVE ME 4⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a local queer cafe/community center that has a (non-alcoholic) drink called programmer socks. The main component is an energy drink, because of course it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I also had a coworker named America and I’m pretty sure her parents were immigrants - English was pretty clearly not my coworker’s first language. I think it works for her situation. (Funny enough, it was her reckless behavior that caused me to spend my last few weeks at that job on light duty…)

  There’s also America Ferrera, I don’t think the name is that weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Srsly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Peace Corps get defunded?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop posting about Amon- I mean AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  AI AI AI AI

  (This is Lemmy, all y’all have definitely seen this, worth reposting anyway.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broke again, me hearties⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it still worth it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A former roommate of mine had a papillon that lived in the master bedroom with three cats when she wasn’t home, and she’d be gone for 8+ hours at a time… the dog learned to use the litter box from the cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Release the fear⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only a very tiny bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game preservationists say Switch 2 Game-Key Cards are ‘disheartening’ but inevitable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not have a Virtual Boy, much to my shame and embarrassment.

  Yes, but you do own the best console for playing Virtual Boy games, the 3DS. Red Viper is really good now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I’ve gotta quit leaving my packer out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Although i love it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots of people like anchovies, Cesar salad dressing has anchovies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It’s me, I’m the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They usually get escorts, which actually isn’t the same thing as a hooker and not all of them actually do sex work. I have no idea why I know anything about that, but it was something I was just kinda aware of as a young adult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's a cancelled game you really miss?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your comment made me finally get around to setting up Homecoming (hooray WINE!) and I just got to the character creation screen… I haven’t played since before it went to free to play what is all of this stuff? Oh well, I’m sure I’ll feel like I’ve come home once I’m running sewers, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beauty is still out there⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with your premise, but people were saying in the comments that unzipped building was either AI or photoshopped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 5 o'clock somewhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s a mildly clever Bloody Mary?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump fires Trump⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s clearly a typo for Sow Joan’s. He’s trading turnips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bubble Wrap!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It was probably a contrast agent like you said, I don’t have any kind of medical background, I just know that it lit up under imaging and the med nerds thought it was interesting, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please choose one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If Ice Pick Lodge did this they’d have funding for Pathologic 4 in about two minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How’d you set up your camera to take this photo? I’m impressed with the dedication to the bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bubble Wrap!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom has some kind of acid reflux issue. To diagnose, they had her swallow some radioactive thing and x-rayed her. It was so bad the doctor called in a whole flock of med students to watch the radioactive tracer yo-yo in her esophagus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like there’s an XKCD where either the black hat guy or cueball do basically this, but shockingly I can’t find it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i love trash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Rats are also great pets! And also have all of the same downsides as opossums. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the standard twist-erase, I bought a bunch of them in college and still use them. What’s different about the GT?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These kinds of verbal slip ups are universal, look how many comments and up votes this post has.

  It’s funny, just laugh about it, nobody should agonize over this funny and harmless bit of being a human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Found Quentin Tarantino’s Lemmy account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Set reasonable expectations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is 33 cents a small amount of money?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The only way that’s a problem is if you’re on certain government benefits, if you make just a little bit too much there’s a hard cutoff for many benefits so you may end up losing more than you made in OT. But if your staff is facing this dilemma, they need to be paid more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed making the Fiat Maluch joke.

  (Maluch in Polish apparently means toddler.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surgeon generas warning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Disney cast members are taught to “Disney point” where you point with either two fingers or your whole hand, and during Traditions (job training/brainwashing course) you’re shown pictures of Walt Disney doing that point.

  At some point you realize that he’s doing that point because they just edited a cigarette out from between his fingers.