AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dune explained⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up in Florida. I didn’t see proper snow until I moved to Minnesota as an adult, it kinda blew my mind a bit, lol. I had no idea what was meant when people said the snow glistens - pictures can’t really capture the effect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't thing my beef strogonoff updates aren't working.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why we moved on to beans, we all needed the fiber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, really? I guess I just noticed the affiliate link, I should order through the launcher in the future. It’s pretty great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got Bear and Breakfast a few weeks ago and that’s one I had on my Steam wishlist. Along with quite a few others.

  I do feel the slightest bit of guilt whenever I get a have that I definitely would have bought otherwise, especially because I tend to like indie games, but from what I’ve heard they’re paid reasonably well to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meal prep⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good, they deserve it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Q-tips⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a doctor, but from what I’ve seen it’s all the vagus nerve, which is responsible for a whole lot and runs through most of the body… which is why there’s a lot of different responses to the inappropriate use of q-tips. Mine is more in line with the meme, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Q-tips⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PSA: Please do not the eardrum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Color me shipped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can tell me where that is, I’ll do it. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pro tip: it's much easier to lose 100k than it is to earn it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hot take, I like the sphere and the goofy stuff they’ve done with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is he?!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m okay with this use of AI, even if those eyes are still weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clock King is the one transphobe who can always tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I put on my robe and my wizard hat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I really need to find a D&D group to join, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never change, Internet. Check out his new title⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL Mike Tysons bare ass.

  I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings early enough before the fight that I saw it, the place was full and the whole place cheered when we saw the cake.

  Also, the entire place emptied as soon as the fight ended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy's coming for you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry y’all, every time I try to do something significant to improve my life, life comes by and kicks my teeth in.

  I started a full stack bootcamp a few months ago, now I should probably spend my time working, saving money and going through paperwork hell to reclaim citizenship in an EU country and getting the fuck out (I definitely can, I just don’t want to go into detail). Maybe I’ll try to do uni in Ireland in a few years?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are most mobile games trash?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Adding Stardew Valley to your list - on Android it’s even got mod support and the controls aren’t awful.

  I’ve also had a lot of fun with rollercoaster tycoon classic but I’d really only recommend that on a tablet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No meme today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not actually sure anymore, he has the domain of itjust.works for some kind of IT business, but now it just redirects to sh.itjust.works. That’s odd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No meme today⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t. The Dude won’t pass around a hat, but I do wonder if he counts it as advertising for his business and gets a tax break at least?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aerodynamics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She must be unhinged⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In high school, I was in a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream (I was act 2 open fairy/Peasblossom) and the absolute best part was the play in a play, Wall spoke her lines and flapped off stage like an enormous bat, funniest part of the whole play.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only clean cars are target⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Duck Enema would be an entertaining band name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the era of remakes and remasters, what niche game would you like to see receive the treatment?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  pretend whatever game in question you’re thinking of is handled with the utmost care by your favourite devs and they absolutely nail it.

  Crash Team Racing. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pee posting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of us just use a stall. But the shake it off and stick it back in your underwear move is the move with these things, and it’s about as gross as when the cis guys do it, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waterboy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Elvira is just goth Dolly Parton, cmv.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pee posting?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carbs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scavengers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They already ruined pineapple decor, now you’re telling me they also stole kitschy lawn flamingos? Noo, I like my tacky lawn flamingos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*screaming*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, he’s been (falsely) rumored to have died in the war in Ukraine, so he clearly didn’t die from the incident.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d forgotten that awful bit until you mentioned it. :( iirc my brother got that on my file and I got the chocobo balloons on his.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Butterfly Man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Prove it, tell us some cool butterfly facts!