AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Enjoying the outdoors 1 day ago:
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 1 day ago:
Hackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.
But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.
- Comment on Have a good trip 2 days ago:
- Comment on 😭😭😭 6 days ago:
We’ve done some wild things to pigeons
- Comment on These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days: 6 days ago:
Did you have one for Kissinger?
- Comment on Hmmm who could it possibly be? 6 days ago:
My favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.
- Comment on Fitness 1 week ago:
It’s the pre-ai annoyance of scaley nipples that bugs me.
- Comment on Saying "It is what it is" when it is all that it is 1 week ago:
It’ll pass. It’ll pass like a kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 1 week ago:
You’re happier not knowing, delete your account before since sicko comes by to gleefully explain this one.
- Comment on Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle? 2 weeks ago:
Right now, which is worse - the energy used to generate the image or the food waste if someone actually made slaw pops? At some point in the near future AI wins, if it doesn’t win already.
- Comment on All kinds 2 weeks ago:
They’re huge. I got a Luna moth tangled in my hair while pitching a night softball game as a teenager. Had to call a time out to get it untangled, lol.
- Comment on I'm not okay. 2 weeks ago:
TIL Owl City is from Owatonna
- Comment on Your shitposts have summoned this man to my house 2 weeks ago:
I’m seeing some kind of hawk or owl face, beak in the main section and the eyes mirrored on either wing.
- Comment on Absolute unit 2 weeks ago:
Assuming you’re thinking of the Mars Climate Orbiter, it crashed into Mars.
Of course it’s possible there’s been more than one metric/imperial issue.
- Comment on May your dumpster fire burn far and wide 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on FROM DOWNTOWNNNNN! 🎃 4 weeks ago:
I’d be impressed. Pumpkins are kinda heavy.
- Comment on If I wanted to have a maximally downvoted post, how would I go about accomplishing that? 4 weeks ago:
Off topic vegan rant on a community that doesn’t really remove posts? Bonus points for “carnist”.
- Comment on Post your favorite frogs. 4 weeks ago:
Crazy frog just has his tiny dong hanging out and nobody has ever questioned if it’s safe for work or whatever, lol.
- Comment on I'm Vegan! I can't eat what you sell! 4 weeks ago:
I’m not sure this is the right community for this rant, lol.
I’m a vegetarian who usually only eats Subway if I’m in bumfuck Egypt and there’s no better option, because their salad on bread isn’t any worse than their other options. Even if Subway did start carrying tofurky slices (the smoked tofurky slices are fantastic imo) I probably still wouldn’t eat there regularly because Subway just isn’t good anymore.
McDonald’s has the McPlant in some markets but not mine, and economically it’s their loss - whenever someone in my friend group wants fast food burgers we end up at Burger King because it hits the same cravings and BK has something I can eat.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 5 weeks ago:
It’s also available as a Flatpak for those of us running Linux now.
- Comment on Too many complaint posts, do this instead. 5 weeks ago:
There was a rumor Prince removed a rib?
- Comment on Time sure flies. I remember pausing my N64 to watch the news coverage. 5 weeks ago:
He’s done a whole documentary on black women’s hair, he really shouldn’t have made the joke he did, everyone kinda sucks here, lol.
- Comment on Definitions 5 weeks ago:
I was going to ask which squeenix protag this was, but your alt text answered that for me.
Why do they all have a certain look to them?
- Comment on Common British L 1 month ago:
Minnesota had deep fried ranch at the state fair last year.
- Comment on GIVE ME 4 1 month ago:
There’s a local queer cafe/community center that has a (non-alcoholic) drink called programmer socks. The main component is an energy drink, because of course it is.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 month ago:
I also had a coworker named America and I’m pretty sure her parents were immigrants - English was pretty clearly not my coworker’s first language. I think it works for her situation. (Funny enough, it was her reckless behavior that caused me to spend my last few weeks at that job on light duty…)
There’s also America Ferrera, I don’t think the name is that weird.
- Comment on Srsly 1 month ago:
Didn’t Peace Corps get defunded?
- Comment on Stop posting about Amon- I mean AI 1 month ago:
(This is Lemmy, all y’all have definitely seen this, worth reposting anyway.)
- Comment on Broke again, me hearties 1 month ago:
- Comment on Is it still worth it? 2 months ago:
A former roommate of mine had a papillon that lived in the master bedroom with three cats when she wasn’t home, and she’d be gone for 8+ hours at a time… the dog learned to use the litter box from the cats.
