AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it still worth it?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A former roommate of mine had a papillon that lived in the master bedroom with three cats when she wasn’t home, and she’d be gone for 8+ hours at a time… the dog learned to use the litter box from the cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Release the fear⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Only a very tiny bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Game preservationists say Switch 2 Game-Key Cards are ‘disheartening’ but inevitable⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do not have a Virtual Boy, much to my shame and embarrassment.

  Yes, but you do own the best console for playing Virtual Boy games, the 3DS. Red Viper is really good now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when my cat steals my penis!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anymore? This is a pic of me last week! I’ve gotta quit leaving my packer out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Although i love it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots of people like anchovies, Cesar salad dressing has anchovies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This confuses me because BWW has cauliflower wings which is clearly the cuck soy boy choice. (It’s me, I’m the soy boy, but I usually go with the black bean burger.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1994 white Kevin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They usually get escorts, which actually isn’t the same thing as a hooker and not all of them actually do sex work. I have no idea why I know anything about that, but it was something I was just kinda aware of as a young adult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's a cancelled game you really miss?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your comment made me finally get around to setting up Homecoming (hooray WINE!) and I just got to the character creation screen… I haven’t played since before it went to free to play what is all of this stuff? Oh well, I’m sure I’ll feel like I’ve come home once I’m running sewers, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beauty is still out there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with your premise, but people were saying in the comments that unzipped building was either AI or photoshopped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's 5 o'clock somewhere⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s a mildly clever Bloody Mary?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump fires Trump⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s clearly a typo for Sow Joan’s. He’s trading turnips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bubble Wrap!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was probably a contrast agent like you said, I don’t have any kind of medical background, I just know that it lit up under imaging and the med nerds thought it was interesting, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please choose one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If Ice Pick Lodge did this they’d have funding for Pathologic 4 in about two minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How’d you set up your camera to take this photo? I’m impressed with the dedication to the bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bubble Wrap!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom has some kind of acid reflux issue. To diagnose, they had her swallow some radioactive thing and x-rayed her. It was so bad the doctor called in a whole flock of med students to watch the radioactive tracer yo-yo in her esophagus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love to send the most absurd messages I can think of to steam scammers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like there’s an XKCD where either the black hat guy or cueball do basically this, but shockingly I can’t find it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i love trash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Rats are also great pets! And also have all of the same downsides as opossums. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the standard twist-erase, I bought a bunch of them in college and still use them. What’s different about the GT?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These kinds of verbal slip ups are universal, look how many comments and up votes this post has.

  It’s funny, just laugh about it, nobody should agonize over this funny and harmless bit of being a human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Found Quentin Tarantino’s Lemmy account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Set reasonable expectations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is 33 cents a small amount of money?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only way that’s a problem is if you’re on certain government benefits, if you make just a little bit too much there’s a hard cutoff for many benefits so you may end up losing more than you made in OT. But if your staff is facing this dilemma, they need to be paid more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You missed making the Fiat Maluch joke.

  (Maluch in Polish apparently means toddler.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surgeon generas warning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Disney cast members are taught to “Disney point” where you point with either two fingers or your whole hand, and during Traditions (job training/brainwashing course) you’re shown pictures of Walt Disney doing that point.

  At some point you realize that he’s doing that point because they just edited a cigarette out from between his fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunning-Kruger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  XY females aren’t always sterile! Most of the cases we know of are sterile though, because you don’t get tested for this stuff unless something’s wrong (the woman in the case study got tested because XY women are common in her family, her daughter is XY and infertile).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before you act, is this right for the company?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I found heaven in a pint of ice cream once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiny Face Vance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s funny.

  look what I found in index.html

  > if (window.speechSynthesis) var speechUtterance = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”);

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tiny Face Vance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone had to link this.

  Someone actually opened an issue on the GitHub Page for a Vance slider… I could probably make one if someone else doesn’t beat me to it. What sound clip should I use (or should I use AI and go with “I did not have sectional relations with that loveseat”)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Given the “how to use a Belgian waffle maker” vid, I think this is a plausible hallucination - I bet the waffle was invented (or the word waffle started being used) in Belgium 200 years ago. Or maybe the Belgian waffle maker was invented 200 years ago?

  From Wikipedia:

  Florian Dacher formalized a recipe for the Brussels Waffle, the predecessor to American “Belgian” waffles, recording the recipe in 1842/43

  Maybe that? Now I want waffles.