AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Are there any good casual/low-stress mobile games that aren't filled with microtransactions? 3 hours ago:
Gubbins is a fun word game, it’s a one time purchase and apparently part of the profits go to charity due to Hank Green investing in it in a creative way.
- Comment on We cater any event! 6 days ago:
This just unlocked one of my weirdest childhood memories. I played fastpitch softball as a kid, and at one away game the school’s softball field was next to a pasture. During warmups and the first several innings, we watched a guy dig a hole in the pasture. In the second inning or so, we hear a gunshot off in the distance, and the third has a truck dragging a horse corpse to the big hole. The man shoved the horse corpse into the grave, and takes three innings to bury the horse.
At the team huddle after the game, one of my teammates said an eulogy for the horse.
- Comment on Objectivity 1 week ago:
Trans people would still be a thing without socially defined gender roles. Even without gender, my sex was still wrong - my brain still told me, in times like trying to get comfortable to fall asleep, that my boobs weren’t supposed to be there.
- Comment on I piss in your general direction 1 week ago:
In the early 2000s my mother’s bank got hands free headsets. She was horrified at how many of her coworkers would answer the phone in the bathroom.
- Comment on Yass Queen 2 weeks ago:
My professor mentioned it in the observational astronomy class I took in college. For anyone wondering, zodiacal dust is the stuff left over from the protoplanetary disc that didn’t become a planet. Any observations made along the plane of the solar system is looking through that dust and astronomers need to account for it in various ways.
- Comment on Stop this madness 2 weeks ago:
Wait, what? I can eat Jell-O again?
Oh. Wait. It’s Jell-O. Meh.
- Comment on Hogwarts Legacy fans rejoice as new Harry Potter game officially announced for September 2 weeks ago:
I have played quidditch, with the broom.
I spent more time trying not to trip over said broom than actually playing. And I’m somewhat athletic. It wasn’t great.
- Comment on Exciting New Flavors! 4 weeks ago:
The pan flag is pink yellow and cyan, the trans flag is pink white and blue.
- Comment on Exciting New Flavors! 4 weeks ago:
Nah, transgender peeps. There used to be a running joke in the trans community about trans women and pickles because spiro causes salt cravings.
- Comment on Exciting New Flavors! 4 weeks ago:
Now make them pink white and blue for pride month.
- Comment on DNA Reveals How German Cockroaches Came to Dominate the World 5 weeks ago:
There is a type of cockroach that can fly, if it’s hot and humid enough. It lives in Florida, along with many other places.
- Comment on Shitpost 5 weeks ago:
Ooh, link for the leftist literature YT? I’ve wanted something like that for a while.
- Comment on Country music 1 month ago:
So it’s the same idea as tuna salad?
- Comment on Finally 1 month ago:
Damn it now I’m craving a red bean bun.
- Comment on who's tried it? what does it taste like? 1 month ago:
This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
- Comment on The Patriarchy 1 month ago:
Also there’s lots of hot people at furry cons, at least the ones that didn’t engineer some really efficient cooling for their suits.
- Comment on The power of AI 1 month ago:
If it’s the same one I saw, it was on a Reuters article and I didn’t think Reuters was as bad with the paywall thing?
- Comment on Lightning bugs 1 month ago:
I traveled around Central Florida quite a bit as a kid, I’ve never seen the Midwest style fireflies. I have seen a glowy luminescent bug in Florida though, it was like a glow stick green and had a constant light rather than a flash. Super weird looking.
- Comment on Morish Morals 1 month ago:
Right after being gifted a gemstone.
- Comment on Morish Morals 1 month ago:
“Hey, how’d you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”
- Comment on The wall kisser has struck again 1 month ago:
- Comment on totally tardigrades 2 months ago:
I was thinking this outfit would be fantastic in January.
Yes, I live in Minnesota, lol.
- Comment on It is truly magic 2 months ago:
I’ve seen the end result of someone trying to use a roundabout as a launch ramp. I don’t think their car, stuck in the middle of the roundabout, survived.
- Comment on RTX 40090 2 months ago:
I dropped the money for a decent gaming laptop a few years ago. Mostly I play Stardew Valley.
- Comment on Or we could do metric time 2 months ago:
We could all unionize and just take the first month off, set it in the deepest part of winter, January or so, and just set Christmas to be during that month. Although people might not be thrilled to move Christmas to after New Year’s.
- Comment on Or we could do metric time 2 months ago:
We should all just switch to Unix time.
- Comment on What a life to leave your children 2 months ago:
The inversion of the joke in the show makes this even funnier. If you didn’t catch it as a kid, the neighbors he’s comparing himself to, the Dinklebergs, have more material possessions because they’re DINKs - Dual Income No Kids. That’s where their last name comes from.
- Comment on Me seeing my post being removed (at least I have my muffins) 2 months ago:
I should start doing yoga again…
- Comment on You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it. 2 months ago:
There’s an “illegal aliens from Mexico” joke here but I’m too stoned to come up with it.
- Comment on Truly an exquisite bass (i dont know what they do at bass pro shops) 2 months ago:
The aquariums are usually pretty awesome though. I’ve been to tourist attraction aquariums that aren’t as good as Bass Pro Shop.