AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The Albanian Eurovision entry this year (Zjerm by Shkodra Elektronike) absolutely slaps. Other than that, not much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chevy has a hot new model!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Insurance is an old-school MMO subscription model and gas is… has anyone tried a pay per hour played subscription model yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨human geography⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Placebo meme⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes a placebo can work even if you know it’s a placebo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that the climate change denial one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dennis Prager in Harlem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder to everyone that Lemmy’s DMs are not private by the nature of how federation works, maybe don’t message anyone anything that might cause problems out of context.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dennis Prager in Harlem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on Jerboa and spoiler tags work on here, it’s a very plain implementation though, just

  ▶ Spoiler text

  and you tap on the arrow or the text to see the spoiler. I like it but it might not be that obvious you can do that.

  Reminder to everyone that Lemmy’s DMs are not private by the nature of how federation works, maybe don’t message anyone anything that might cause problems out of context.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dennis Prager in Harlem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  o7

  Thank you for your service

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you skip too many Windows updates⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  (Credit to Funhole)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still angry about CTR. I was so hyped for that remake but didn’t buy immediately at launch so I’d avoid the launch bugs… and then they added the microtransactions. I will not pay for a game that has microtransactions, so I haven’t played it. The originals are still a blast though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Squarrels⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Periodic reminder to get your library cards and fill out museum surveys.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly that might describe their whole account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spooky⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually ghost bikes are solid white, that’s kinda odd people thought orange ones were ghost bikes and not just abandoned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad this emoji exists for the one trans guy it actually applies to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet that’s some lit produce, maybe not much heat to those jalapenos though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf is ur problem⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to walk by a replica every day on my way to work, yeah it’s pretty impressive. One of these days I’ve got to take a weekend trip out to Chicago to see the real one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I definitely phrased that poorly. Getting hair plugs isn’t insecure, but often it’s insecurity that drives men to get it and definitely causes them to not talk about it afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google AI strikes again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes you are, but it also shows a problem with the AI. A human knows what you meant and how it happened. An AI that lives up to even half of the hype would also consider the context and be able to guess what you meant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think shoe lifts are more common than you’d think, we’ve had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it’s kinda like hair implants, you’ve gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I’ve tried shoe lifts, they’re awful over maybe an inch), so they’re too insecure to talk about it either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mark Waid’s run on FF was great, and I’d love to see a TV show with that kind of vibe, but I’m not hopeful Disney could do it well (cries in Matt Fraction Hawkeye fan)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but it’s not Nestle!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  American chocolate is inferior in all ways but one - our Kit Kats aren’t Nestle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rats.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  square grouper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enjoying the outdoors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause it’s the First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called Fucking outside

  (YouTube link)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.

  But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good trip⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😭😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve done some wild things to pigeons

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have one for Kissinger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm who could it possibly be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.