AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Good evening it's going to be really cold this week. 2 days ago:
You must be up by Tallahassee, it looks like it’s only supposed to hit 40 in Orlando, which is cold but not icicles on the orange trees cold.
My mom moved to Florida when she was in high school from Pennsylvania and her first winter there it started snowing during class. All of her classmates rushed to the window, and she was confused because it was “just” snow, lol.
- Comment on Which one are you? 2 weeks ago:
Ultimate convenience microwave - add a camera inside the microwave and use image recognition to identify the food and automatically cook it perfectly.
And this is how you end up with an AI subscription-based microwave that sells your data.
- Comment on Born for the job 2 weeks ago:
I’ve got to head over to St Paul for something in the next few days and there’s usually a bored pig around, I can ask if it’s real if you want.
- Comment on Day 168 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 2 weeks ago:
Or you could figure out how to use Wiimotes or Joycons on Dolphin - I’ve done enough searching to know it’s possible, but not enough to tell you how.
- Comment on Thanks mom, I don't want any 3 weeks ago:
I was assuming you were talking about B Dylan Hollis until you got to the name of the channel.
- Comment on Ever since I've started running like a penguin with it's butt on fire I've saved so many precious calories 3 weeks ago:
Who took this picture of me hauling ass over the icy sidewalk to catch the train the other night?
- Comment on Guy never bought a game on the Epic Store... Owns 200+ 3 weeks ago:
I’m honestly astonished they don’t require payment info on file to collect them by this point - initially it’s a way to bribe people into making an account, and now they could bribe a bunch of people into giving payment info and lowering one more barrier to actually buying from them.
- Comment on Guy never bought a game on the Epic Store... Owns 200+ 3 weeks ago:
Heroic is also on Windows and Mac. It works with GOG too so that’s one less launcher necessary.
- Comment on Guy never bought a game on the Epic Store... Owns 200+ 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t until I started using a VPN.
I’ve never seen captchas like that before, I wonder what kinda weird shit the next generation of captchas will be once we’ve trained the machines to solve these?
- Comment on Mental health 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Banner year 3 weeks ago:
Damn it BP, clean up your oil spill! Look what you’ve done to the wildlife!
- Comment on Merry DICKmas 4 weeks ago:
Time to take a break from the eggnog.
- Comment on Dune explained 4 weeks ago:
I grew up in Florida. I didn’t see proper snow until I moved to Minnesota as an adult, it kinda blew my mind a bit, lol. I had no idea what was meant when people said the snow glistens - pictures can’t really capture the effect.
- Comment on I don't thing my beef strogonoff updates aren't working. 5 weeks ago:
That’s why we moved on to beans, we all needed the fiber.
- Comment on I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store 1 month ago:
Wait, really? I guess I just noticed the affiliate link, I should order through the launcher in the future. It’s pretty great.
- Comment on I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store 1 month ago:
I got Bear and Breakfast a few weeks ago and that’s one I had on my Steam wishlist. Along with quite a few others.
I do feel the slightest bit of guilt whenever I get a have that I definitely would have bought otherwise, especially because I tend to like indie games, but from what I’ve heard they’re paid reasonably well to do it.
- Comment on Meal prep 1 month ago:
Good, they deserve it.
- Comment on Q-tips 1 month ago:
I’m not a doctor, but from what I’ve seen it’s all the vagus nerve, which is responsible for a whole lot and runs through most of the body… which is why there’s a lot of different responses to the inappropriate use of q-tips. Mine is more in line with the meme, lol.
- Comment on Q-tips 1 month ago:
PSA: Please do not the eardrum
- Comment on Color me shipped 1 month ago:
If you can tell me where that is, I’ll do it. :(
- Comment on Pro tip: it's much easier to lose 100k than it is to earn it 1 month ago:
Hot take, I like the sphere and the goofy stuff they’ve done with it.
- Comment on Where is he?! 1 month ago:
I’m okay with this use of AI, even if those eyes are still weird.
- Comment on Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply! 1 month ago:
Clock King is the one transphobe who can always tell.
- Comment on I put on my robe and my wizard hat 2 months ago:
Now I really need to find a D&D group to join, lol.
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 2 months ago:
LOL Mike Tysons bare ass.
I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings early enough before the fight that I saw it, the place was full and the whole place cheered when we saw the cake.
Also, the entire place emptied as soon as the fight ended.
- Comment on Clippy's coming for you 2 months ago:
I’m sorry y’all, every time I try to do something significant to improve my life, life comes by and kicks my teeth in.
I started a full stack bootcamp a few months ago, now I should probably spend my time working, saving money and going through paperwork hell to reclaim citizenship in an EU country and getting the fuck out (I definitely can, I just don’t want to go into detail). Maybe I’ll try to do uni in Ireland in a few years?
- Comment on Why are most mobile games trash? 2 months ago:
Adding Stardew Valley to your list - on Android it’s even got mod support and the controls aren’t awful.
I’ve also had a lot of fun with rollercoaster tycoon classic but I’d really only recommend that on a tablet.
- Comment on No meme today 2 months ago:
Not actually sure anymore, he has the domain of itjust.works for some kind of IT business, but now it just redirects to sh.itjust.works. That’s odd.
- Comment on No meme today 2 months ago:
Can’t. The Dude won’t pass around a hat, but I do wonder if he counts it as advertising for his business and gets a tax break at least?
- Comment on aerodynamics 2 months ago:
