AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 9 hours ago:
IDK but I’ve seen pics of 911 operator setups with some absurd number of screens and I bet there’s a lot of stuff that would be useful for them to have open.
- Comment on Me with my first edition harry potter 5 days ago:
I like Clive Cussler novels and I still agree with you, lol. They’re stupid fun, a cross between James Bond and Indiana Jones but not quite as good as either.
- Comment on Bean virus 1 week ago:
So what’s stopping me, a random guy who doesn’t work for uber eats, from walking in, pretending to scan a reciept, and walking out with free random food? What happens when the real driver shows up? Does McDonalds hold their line that they already made and packaged that order? Or does Ubereats insist they never picked it up?
Not a whole lot, actually. It happens on occasion, but less than you’d think - and in places where it happens frequently they hand out the orders rather than doing the shelf thing. If the person ordering has tipped well (yeah the drivers can see the tips) sometimes they’ll get the restaurant to remake it and you’ll actually get hot food, or some of the nicer delivery folks will let the restaurant know the order got snatched before unassigning from your order. And the restaurant has some incentive to remake your food because if you don’t get your food they don’t get paid - support is not good but it’s usually pretty obvious when some kind of screw up has happened. The whole system relies on people being decent, and thankfully people are - at least poor people in cities generally are.
The local places are generally good at using a heat lamp, at least the places near me that allow you to order through their website, for pickup - which I’m usually picking up my own order because, like you said, those delivery apps are stupidly expensive even if you’re ordering from somewhere actually worth ordering from.
- Comment on Ok... i need this. 1 week ago:
Where did you get it? I’ve got a roommate who loves pigeons and I ran across this on AliExpress a few months ago but the listings I found were expensive and the reviews said they were cheaply made and didn’t work well.
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- Comment on They mods dont want you to know. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know the full story and I never received any of the messages, but apparently the last few got really dark.
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 2 weeks ago:
This is the right call. They’ve got a “harvest veggie burger” that’s primarily chickpeas and cheese so not appropriate for vegans and it’s pretty mid. Skip the cheese puck, go for the curds.
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Candy cigarettes are illegal because they encourage kids to smoke 3 weeks ago:
I’m not sure it’s legal to call them candy cigarettes though - I’ve always seen them called something else. Yup, it’s illegal to call them cigarettes in the US, and they vary in legality elsewhere.
I only ever see them for sale in places that sell old fashioned candy, I think their decline has to do with the fact they just don’t taste very good (in addition to the changing cultural opinions about cigarettes, but I bet they’ve declined even in places where a large percentage of adults still smoke).
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- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’ve once made the mistake of stepping into an anime con game room on Sunday that gave out free samples of Axe body spray. You just end up with Axe + heinous body odor. I’m not sure it’s worse, but it’s not better.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Transfems are you still doing pickle jokes or have y’all mostly switched away from spiro?
- Comment on Political leaning 4 weeks ago:
I wonder how many of those folks grew up under an authoritarian parenting style too?
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- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 5 weeks ago:
Funky cheese, relevant username
- Comment on 😐😐😐😐😐 5 weeks ago:
My mom had a manager who didn’t have fingerprints. When the bank they worked at implemented fingerprint login on the computers it caused a few problems.
- Comment on Uhhhh sure? 5 weeks ago:
I’d love to figure out some improvement to CoMaps cycling directions, although I’m starting to use it more as a digital map and doing my own route planning. Both CoMaps and Google make some bizarre routing choices but this is a place where Co Maps has space to really excel. Co Maps might already be slightly better in some regards but Google is usually workable and CM’s route is 90% better and 10% baffling utter nonsense. The goog has absolutely been responsible for multiple occasions where I’ve said fuck no and ended up riding on the sidewalk though.
- Comment on A new quest appears... 1 month ago:
GE sells LED bulbs that come with a remote, nothing smart about them, I can dim them or turn them off entirely with the remote that lives on my bedside table.
- Comment on Twodaloo 1 month ago:
When you both have IBS but want to spend more time together.
- Comment on HAWK SHARK 1 month ago:
Earlier today I found out that old spice makes a lavender scented deodorant for men. It’s light and pleasantly subtle
- Comment on The hair even covers its face... 2 months ago:
Nah, piloswine is actually prepared for winter.
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 2 months ago:
Good news, yesterday it hit 40, everything melted, and today it’s all frozen for proper Minnesota winter next week where we’re supposed to be getting sub zero temps! I’ve never been this thrilled for shitty cold freeze thaw cycles.
- Comment on Ice slipping on ice 2 months ago:
- Comment on Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia 2 months ago:
Four hours later, I just checked and it’s still up lol. Nobody say anything.
- Comment on Caw caw 2 months ago:
I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.
- Comment on Help is needed 2 months ago:
Linkin Pork
- Comment on Unquestionably high class 2 months ago:
Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.
- Comment on Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition 2 months ago:
Boggle rules I see cuck because of how that c is rotated.
- Comment on Thanks :) 2 months ago:
mango-flavored cigarettes
He would be fond of mango flavored vape juice.
- Comment on Can't stop till brimstone 3 months ago:
How else am I supposed to remove the ice from my sidewalk???
