AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Periodic reminder to get your library cards and fill out museum surveys.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly that might describe their whole account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spooky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Usually ghost bikes are solid white, that’s kinda odd people thought orange ones were ghost bikes and not just abandoned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad this emoji exists for the one trans guy it actually applies to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet that’s some lit produce, maybe not much heat to those jalapenos though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf is ur problem⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to walk by a replica every day on my way to work, yeah it’s pretty impressive. One of these days I’ve got to take a weekend trip out to Chicago to see the real one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I definitely phrased that poorly. Getting hair plugs isn’t insecure, but often it’s insecurity that drives men to get it and definitely causes them to not talk about it afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google AI strikes again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes you are, but it also shows a problem with the AI. A human knows what you meant and how it happened. An AI that lives up to even half of the hype would also consider the context and be able to guess what you meant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think shoe lifts are more common than you’d think, we’ve had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it’s kinda like hair implants, you’ve gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I’ve tried shoe lifts, they’re awful over maybe an inch), so they’re too insecure to talk about it either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mark Waid’s run on FF was great, and I’d love to see a TV show with that kind of vibe, but I’m not hopeful Disney could do it well (cries in Matt Fraction Hawkeye fan)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but it’s not Nestle!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmmmmmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  American chocolate is inferior in all ways but one - our Kit Kats aren’t Nestle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rats.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  square grouper

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enjoying the outdoors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause it’s the First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called Fucking outside

  (YouTube link)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hackers predate the Internet. Phone phreaking, like the Captain Crunch whistle is basically the origin of hacking and hacker culture.

  But your larger point is valid and there was probably more than a little cocaine involved with thinking up that story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have a good trip⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😭😭😭⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve done some wild things to pigeons

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These are my four champage bottles dedicated to the "great" minds of our days:⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you have one for Kissinger?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm who could it possibly be?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite local non alcoholic beer exists because one of the owners drank so hard he got health issues and his doctor told him he had to stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fitness⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the pre-ai annoyance of scaley nipples that bugs me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saying "It is what it is" when it is all that it is⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll pass. It’ll pass like a kidney stone, but it’ll pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re happier not knowing, delete your account before since sicko comes by to gleefully explain this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right now, which is worse - the energy used to generate the image or the food waste if someone actually made slaw pops? At some point in the near future AI wins, if it doesn’t win already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All kinds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re huge. I got a Luna moth tangled in my hair while pitching a night softball game as a teenager. Had to call a time out to get it untangled, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not okay.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL Owl City is from Owatonna

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your shitposts have summoned this man to my house⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m seeing some kind of hawk or owl face, beak in the main section and the eyes mirrored on either wing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Absolute unit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming you’re thinking of the Mars Climate Orbiter, it crashed into Mars.

  Of course it’s possible there’s been more than one metric/imperial issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May your dumpster fire burn far and wide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FROM DOWNTOWNNNNN! 🎃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be impressed. Pumpkins are kinda heavy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I wanted to have a maximally downvoted post, how would I go about accomplishing that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Off topic vegan rant on a community that doesn’t really remove posts? Bonus points for “carnist”.

  lemmy.today/post/31327867

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your favorite frogs.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy frog just has his tiny dong hanging out and nobody has ever questioned if it’s safe for work or whatever, lol.