AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is he?!⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m okay with this use of AI, even if those eyes are still weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahahah, it's too late Batman, I've already released an uncountable amount of PFAS into Gotham's water supply!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Clock King is the one transphobe who can always tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I put on my robe and my wizard hat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I really need to find a D&D group to join, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never change, Internet. Check out his new title⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL Mike Tysons bare ass.

  I was at a Buffalo Wild Wings early enough before the fight that I saw it, the place was full and the whole place cheered when we saw the cake.

  Also, the entire place emptied as soon as the fight ended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clippy's coming for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry y’all, every time I try to do something significant to improve my life, life comes by and kicks my teeth in.

  I started a full stack bootcamp a few months ago, now I should probably spend my time working, saving money and going through paperwork hell to reclaim citizenship in an EU country and getting the fuck out (I definitely can, I just don’t want to go into detail). Maybe I’ll try to do uni in Ireland in a few years?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are most mobile games trash?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Adding Stardew Valley to your list - on Android it’s even got mod support and the controls aren’t awful.

  I’ve also had a lot of fun with rollercoaster tycoon classic but I’d really only recommend that on a tablet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No meme today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not actually sure anymore, he has the domain of itjust.works for some kind of IT business, but now it just redirects to sh.itjust.works. That’s odd.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No meme today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t. The Dude won’t pass around a hat, but I do wonder if he counts it as advertising for his business and gets a tax break at least?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aerodynamics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She must be unhinged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In high school, I was in a production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream (I was act 2 open fairy/Peasblossom) and the absolute best part was the play in a play, Wall spoke her lines and flapped off stage like an enormous bat, funniest part of the whole play.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only clean cars are target⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duck Enema would be an entertaining band name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the era of remakes and remasters, what niche game would you like to see receive the treatment?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  pretend whatever game in question you’re thinking of is handled with the utmost care by your favourite devs and they absolutely nail it.

  Crash Team Racing. :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pee posting?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of us just use a stall. But the shake it off and stick it back in your underwear move is the move with these things, and it’s about as gross as when the cis guys do it, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blessica Blimpson⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that kid (probably fictitious) would get bullied regardless, Blimpson is an extremely unfortunate last name. To the best of my memory, Jessica Simpson was never that cringe, it’s less of a problem… or it would be if Blessica wasn’t an awful name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waterboy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Elvira is just goth Dolly Parton, cmv.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pee posting?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Carbs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scavengers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They already ruined pineapple decor, now you’re telling me they also stole kitschy lawn flamingos? Noo, I like my tacky lawn flamingos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*screaming*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, he’s been (falsely) rumored to have died in the war in Ukraine, so he clearly didn’t die from the incident.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d forgotten that awful bit until you mentioned it. :( iirc my brother got that on my file and I got the chocobo balloons on his.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Butterfly Man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prove it, tell us some cool butterfly facts!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you even post that much⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boo, it would have been funnier if they found it and nobody tagged them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you even post that much⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just went to your instance to help guess if you might be okay with a slightly inappropriate comment as a reply further down the comment chain (because you’re not a fox, lol).

  RIP Yiffit. Any decision which instance you’re moving to yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you even post that much⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how this post has been up for six hours, nobody has tagged them, and they haven’t found it on their own yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tests something⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Straight trans men are the only straight men!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get nettle'd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a nettle eating championship in Dorset England.

  There was apparently a new record set this year.

  Ms Hodges, who travelled from Wales, said she was surprised and happy to have won again, although her hands were still painful. “My voice is also an octave or two deeper and I’m a bit huskier,” she said. "I did really sting the inside of my mouth and your tongue goes a really funny colour but I was concentrating more on the pain in my hands, so I probably forgot about my mouth. “The dryness is the tricky thing, and chewing them. I think it depends what the weather has been doing - this year they have been a bit hard to chew.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pathologic 3 Announce Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to lurk on the Pathologic subreddit, the overwhelming consensus there was people recommending they do exactly this and that Pathologic 2 already has enough content to be considered a complete game. I may peek in to see what they think now that it’s actually happened though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the flies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, but there’s also the secondary market of people who think it’s hilarious to get a photo with a donkey painted like a zebra to trick tourists. Lean into it a bit, like wrestling, it could be fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I offer you a tan egg?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The edible dormouse would like a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New word: "Moironic"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s unclear who the “they” are that Greene is referring to in this scenario.

  It might be Democrats, or maybe it’s the same people running the space lasers. Or does she maybe think those are the same groups? Or… you know what, I think I’m happier not knowing how her tiny mind works.