AlligatorBlizzard
@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on The Safety Alternative 1 week ago:
Why isn’t this labeled NSFW?
- Comment on Spider-Man 2 Debuts to 'Mixed' Steam Reviews Amid Serious PC Performance Problems 3 weeks ago:
Or at least actually finished, for some reasonable definition of “finished”. I’m going to buy Haunted Chocolatier on release and I’d pre-order that given the chance and I never pre-order (I’m actually 1 for 1 on pre orders, I pre ordered Star Trek Voyager Elite Force).
- Comment on No mommy I don't want it 3 weeks ago:
I don’t have the source, but from what I know it’s just a stock image and not what you’re hoping for.
- Comment on Unionized 3 weeks ago:
Good luck finding the chemistry teacher, though.
- Comment on Putting the die in diet 3 weeks ago:
My uncle has an enforced limit on deviled eggs at family gatherings for similar reasons.
- Comment on Spirit animal 3 weeks ago:
I know you’re not OP and the post is hilarious (so I’m not the downvote), but just because it needs to be said,
White people, you don’t have a spirit animal, that’s your fursona.
- Comment on We appreciate your community service. 4 weeks ago:
As a short person who often can’t reach stuff on the top shelves at work, please offer. I can’t ask because I’m working, but I genuinely appreciate everyone who offers to help.
- Comment on Sure buddy 4 weeks ago:
Then make a joke that you felt that way and then realized you were trans. These egg jokes insinuating someone is trans are a pretty clear violation of the egg prime directive.
- Comment on Good evening it's going to be really cold this week. 4 weeks ago:
You must be up by Tallahassee, it looks like it’s only supposed to hit 40 in Orlando, which is cold but not icicles on the orange trees cold.
My mom moved to Florida when she was in high school from Pennsylvania and her first winter there it started snowing during class. All of her classmates rushed to the window, and she was confused because it was “just” snow, lol.
- Comment on Which one are you? 1 month ago:
Ultimate convenience microwave - add a camera inside the microwave and use image recognition to identify the food and automatically cook it perfectly.
And this is how you end up with an AI subscription-based microwave that sells your data.
- Comment on Born for the job 1 month ago:
I’ve got to head over to St Paul for something in the next few days and there’s usually a bored pig around, I can ask if it’s real if you want.
- Comment on Day 168 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I’ve been playing until I forget to post Screenshots 1 month ago:
Or you could figure out how to use Wiimotes or Joycons on Dolphin - I’ve done enough searching to know it’s possible, but not enough to tell you how.
- Comment on Thanks mom, I don't want any 1 month ago:
I was assuming you were talking about B Dylan Hollis until you got to the name of the channel.
- Comment on Ever since I've started running like a penguin with it's butt on fire I've saved so many precious calories 1 month ago:
Who took this picture of me hauling ass over the icy sidewalk to catch the train the other night?
- Comment on Guy never bought a game on the Epic Store... Owns 200+ 1 month ago:
I’m honestly astonished they don’t require payment info on file to collect them by this point - initially it’s a way to bribe people into making an account, and now they could bribe a bunch of people into giving payment info and lowering one more barrier to actually buying from them.
- Comment on Guy never bought a game on the Epic Store... Owns 200+ 1 month ago:
Heroic is also on Windows and Mac. It works with GOG too so that’s one less launcher necessary.
- Comment on Guy never bought a game on the Epic Store... Owns 200+ 1 month ago:
I didn’t until I started using a VPN.
I’ve never seen captchas like that before, I wonder what kinda weird shit the next generation of captchas will be once we’ve trained the machines to solve these?
- Comment on Mental health 1 month ago:
- Comment on Banner year 1 month ago:
Damn it BP, clean up your oil spill! Look what you’ve done to the wildlife!
- Comment on Merry DICKmas 1 month ago:
Time to take a break from the eggnog.
- Comment on Dune explained 2 months ago:
I grew up in Florida. I didn’t see proper snow until I moved to Minnesota as an adult, it kinda blew my mind a bit, lol. I had no idea what was meant when people said the snow glistens - pictures can’t really capture the effect.
- Comment on I don't thing my beef strogonoff updates aren't working. 2 months ago:
That’s why we moved on to beans, we all needed the fiber.
- Comment on I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store 2 months ago:
Wait, really? I guess I just noticed the affiliate link, I should order through the launcher in the future. It’s pretty great.
- Comment on I hate when a PC game is ONLY available on Epic Games store 2 months ago:
I got Bear and Breakfast a few weeks ago and that’s one I had on my Steam wishlist. Along with quite a few others.
I do feel the slightest bit of guilt whenever I get a have that I definitely would have bought otherwise, especially because I tend to like indie games, but from what I’ve heard they’re paid reasonably well to do it.
- Comment on Meal prep 2 months ago:
Good, they deserve it.
- Comment on Q-tips 2 months ago:
I’m not a doctor, but from what I’ve seen it’s all the vagus nerve, which is responsible for a whole lot and runs through most of the body… which is why there’s a lot of different responses to the inappropriate use of q-tips. Mine is more in line with the meme, lol.
- Comment on Q-tips 2 months ago:
PSA: Please do not the eardrum
- Comment on Color me shipped 2 months ago:
If you can tell me where that is, I’ll do it. :(
- Comment on Pro tip: it's much easier to lose 100k than it is to earn it 2 months ago:
Hot take, I like the sphere and the goofy stuff they’ve done with it.
- Comment on Where is he?! 2 months ago:
I’m okay with this use of AI, even if those eyes are still weird.
