AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hair even covers its face...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, piloswine is actually prepared for winter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice slipping on ice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good news, yesterday it hit 40, everything melted, and today it’s all frozen for proper Minnesota winter next week where we’re supposed to be getting sub zero temps! I’ve never been this thrilled for shitty cold freeze thaw cycles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ice slipping on ice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The photographer is apparent Christopher Katzarov with the Canadian press, according to what I saw on Reddit. (I live in Minneapolis, Reddit is kinda a necessary evil right now.)

  Image

  Also found this one on a stock image site, seems to be same event and same photographer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Four hours later, I just checked and it’s still up lol. Nobody say anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caw caw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help is needed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Linkin Pork

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cruising around the OKC cock ring is an honored Oklahoman tradition⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boggle rules I see cuck because of how that c is rotated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks :)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mango-flavored cigarettes

  He would be fond of mango flavored vape juice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't stop till brimstone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How else am I supposed to remove the ice from my sidewalk???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this count?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re texturally kinda unique, and they’re basically corn syrup flavored with maybe a hint of honey. I like them but I definitely understand the people who don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD, is that you!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that’s not the most awful combo I can think of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Settings you believe ANY game should have? (This is me advocating for a restart/reboot button on ALL games)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing Pokemon Moon right now and as annoying as the rotom can be I find the recap useful if maybe a little bit hand holdy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need to the energy we had when tradesmen struck on behalf of one another.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry your whole island is fucked, not that my country is doing any better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's always been women in STEM.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I trust UNESCO, but isn’t Guinness basically pay-to-play, like if I got together with my entire city and we baked the world’s largest pizza, verified by a number of neutral third parties but I don’t pay the $$$ to bring the Guinness team, according to them it doesn’t count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My grandmother had a set of baking dishes with #4, but my family’s main set was a pattern not listed here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had the Island of Doctor Brain as a kid, I enjoyed it and was able to beat it at seven or eight years old but the puzzles might be a bit much for any younger kids (iirc there was a tower of hanoi puzzle that was an interesting challenge) and I’m guessing the first game, Castle of Dr Brain, was at a similar level.

  Those were aimed at kids but even those might be too much of a challenge depending on the age of the kids in question. And we’re not even going to talk about how quickly I got stuck in Space Quest as an adult.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t drive high. 😬

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a cyclist who is often out at weird hours, I appreciate that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why not just move to a gated community⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone read Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler? I read it earlier this year, and it kinda nailed how people in gated communities view the outside world (in the novel it’s mostly justified but…). It’s fantastic, go read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨green salad fingers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad Photoshop >>> bad AI

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twinkle twinkle little star⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Context it was aheago (I might have spelled that wrong, at work and can’t check) anime fabric, which might be questionable in a professional work environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sunday update from the Prime Radiant⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obligatory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Last Christmas is also in the all-surrounding Christmas playlist, I’m in the US and I’ve got friends who play Whamageddon every year. I’m reminded that they okay when they post on socials about when they inevitably lose the game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how so many people clearly didn’t read the entire post, lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s $125/hr. That’s a hell of a lot more than I get paid, but at least I get breaks. And most of the time I’m not called slurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they’ve gotten better, or the ones a lot of people are familiar with are just kinda miserable. I’m most familiar with the ones from when I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom like fifteen years ago. They were texturally kinda strange and would get mushy at the top partway through an American-sized soda. They used those straws because the regular plastic ones could have been harmful to some of the animals in the park and I was lead to believe that those straws were pretty common in zoos in general.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is suffering⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of locomotion is that? What is the evolutionary advantage?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  slinky cat!