Worst bong ever
Have a good trip
Submitted 11 months ago by Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to [deleted]
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Comments
Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
M137@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 months ago
I thought it’s some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.
danekrae@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was going to comment on how that wouldn’t work as a bong, until I saw your comment.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you’re set.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
cdf12345@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize
Dasus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think that’s more “adult diaper-man”
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 months ago
Just like our presidents!
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
This OP device is clearly unpresidential.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.
Squibbles@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
It’s the
wayrule of the road.EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Squibbles@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yellow shell
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Nah it’s a yellow brick in Lego Racers
grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 11 months ago
As a woman, I’ve always been kinda jealous of a man’s ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I’ve never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it’ll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Don’t let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.
wolfrasin@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Pee funnels are real!
Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt
FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“We’ll piss anywhere, man.”
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you’re wearing in cold piss.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 11 months ago
Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.
slate@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Or at least a heating element
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Or hit a pothole. This wouldn’t be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
It’s very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.
ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
It’s another Lemmy Piss Post!
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Oh look. An Amazon driver!
jrwperformance@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hell yeah! Manual transmission!
bstix@feddit.dk 11 months ago
With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon…
flandish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
it’s the way of the road, bubs.
CarCdrCons@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Piss-bottle Man - Mike Watt feat. Evan Dando
There are some things
A guy gets from his pop
Some of them things get spaced
Others never forgot
I got such a tradition
I keep in my truck cabOoh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
Miles and miles and all the while
I feel secure
Even if the fuse gets short
I know I can keep my nerve
I believe in such a tradition
I got it in my truck cab
Ooh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle manDriving in his shoes
Using the bottle he used
Every time I pop I think
Of my pop and pay my dues
I respect such a tradition
A shrine in my truck cabOoh, ooh, ooh piss-bottle man
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”
Lodespawn@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Blurst Bong …
AlexLost@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I thought this was a bong for way too long…
RandomTester@lemmybefree.net 11 months ago
Living the dream life, I see
burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 11 months ago
That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.
sundray@lemmus.org 11 months ago
Can’t stop won’t stop.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
protist@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Are you saying you don’t like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Yes, that is what I’m saying
TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 months ago
That would hurt when you want to leave though.
veroxii@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I think you’re visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.