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- Comment on Long live my IUD: unlimited creampies and no more periods 5 days ago:
Are you currently experiencing bloody farts? Because past recipients report less bleeding.
- Comment on Long live my IUD: unlimited creampies and no more periods 5 days ago:
So , unlimited creampies with a strong disclaimer
- Comment on Do millennials keep looking significantly more youthful than previous generations? 1 week ago:
Eventually you’ll stop exchanging and just switch to releasing !
- Comment on SBA #272 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 2 weeks ago:
We used to call those knowledge crystals
- Comment on We work 40+ hours a week and they tell us we can’t afford insulin for our neighbors, but we can always afford another war 3 weeks ago:
Ohh you rolled snake eyes, sorry lose 12 hours and try again
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 2 months ago:
how rancid is your puss lady? (or dude)
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 2 months ago:
it worked so good on the pussay it was logical that the housewives would try it other stinky places. /sarcasm
- Comment on The prices of these NFL games…nope. 2 months ago:
<2% chance.
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 2 months ago:
The same thing that is lighting the candles in caves and hideouts in Doom and Skyrim. It’s their summer job
- Comment on Funny how that works 2 months ago:
They better enjoy it, good chance this is the last time they’ll ever see it
- Comment on Cookies policy 2 months ago:
I miss Barb
- Comment on Heh Heh Suckers 2 months ago:
Unless the republicans are able to control all the books and curriculum in schools
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 months ago:
But then how do we get delicious cheese ?
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 months ago:
AWWWW SHIT !
CHECKMATE PLANEBRAINS!
- Comment on Like a log 2 months ago:
> This is killing me. I’m laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn’t see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You’d just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you’d be like, what’s that smell? Something familiar but I can’t place it.
lol I’m quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record of you calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You’re welcome. <3
I’m quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record if you taking the time to call out this guy calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You’re welcome. <3
- Comment on A true prophet 2 months ago:
And then you liked them even more?
- Comment on This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄 2 months ago:
So it would take like 6.3 minutes of just holding down the button to fully empty the can ?
I don’t believe it
- Comment on 📡📡📡 4 months ago:
Those too!
- Comment on Spoilers 4 months ago:
But grounded
- Comment on Attention! 5 months ago:
That’s just flavor for a High Life Girl
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 6 months ago:
FUCK EVERYTHING, WE’RE DOING 17 LECHES!
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 7 months ago:
Rent is based on La Boheme, it never tried to hide it. The character have almost identical names and they swapped tuberculosis with AIDS and it’s 100 years later.
I always wondered if La Boheme hit as hard in the 1890’s as Rent did in the 1990’s.
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 7 months ago:
I mean the Title of 10 things even rhymes with its source material’s name.
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 7 months ago:
It’s 100% meant to be a Star Trek show for someone that grew up on TNG.
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 7 months ago:
The Chicago anti rave law that allowed cops to treat raves like crack houses and drug dens. That meant anyone at a “rave” could have all your equipment seized and you’d be arrested. They made the definition of a rags as a gathering of 10 people and a DJ. Now a DJ isn’t going risk his decks or records being taken by the cops. The property owner could have the venue seized too.
So everything moved into the downtown Chicago clubs and because 21+ and way way more expensive.
Eventually the modern rave became EDM fests because everyone got a piece of the $$.
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 7 months ago:
He’s duckin’ them drones, he’s swerving them cams,
He’s rockin’ that greasepaint, confusin’ the scans.
Facial recognition? Ha, you ain’t got a shot,
When my mug’s lookin’ wilder than a Jackson Pollock!
He’s pourin’ out Faygo, all sticky and sweet,
Splashin’ those lenses, now the fuzz can’t see.
He’s trickin’ Big Brother, he’s hackin’ the flow,
They livin’ 1984, but he’s sayin’ “Fuck no!”
- Comment on When people recommend Brave browser. 7 months ago:
Nobody cares what you think. Go back to your cave
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 7 months ago:
The first curderburger I had like 2 years ago was amazing, the following year it was trash.
- Comment on waooooo 7 months ago:
Cause you might actually learn something dipshit
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 7 months ago:
It’s honestl more degrading to be forced to wear a company logo polo for 40 hours a week