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- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 4 days ago:
how rancid is your puss lady? (or dude)
- Comment on why just "now and then" isn't enough 4 days ago:
it worked so good on the pussay it was logical that the housewives would try it other stinky places. /sarcasm
- Comment on The prices of these NFL games…nope. 1 week ago:
<2% chance.
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 1 week ago:
The same thing that is lighting the candles in caves and hideouts in Doom and Skyrim. It’s their summer job
- Comment on Funny how that works 1 week ago:
They better enjoy it, good chance this is the last time they’ll ever see it
- Comment on Cookies policy 1 week ago:
I miss Barb
- Comment on Heh Heh Suckers 1 week ago:
Unless the republicans are able to control all the books and curriculum in schools
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
But then how do we get delicious cheese ?
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
AWWWW SHIT !
CHECKMATE PLANEBRAINS!
- Comment on Like a log 2 weeks ago:
> This is killing me. I’m laughing so hard thinking about how if you didn’t see your dog doing this, and then he got up before you saw him on it. You’d just think everything was fine and pick up the phone and you’d be like, what’s that smell? Something familiar but I can’t place it.
lol I’m quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record of you calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You’re welcome. <3
I’m quoting that just so that if you decide to edit it there will still be an online record if you taking the time to call out this guy calling the scent of dog balls familiar. You’re welcome. <3
- Comment on A true prophet 2 weeks ago:
And then you liked them even more?
- Comment on This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄 2 weeks ago:
So it would take like 6.3 minutes of just holding down the button to fully empty the can ?
I don’t believe it
- Comment on 📡📡📡 2 months ago:
Those too!
- Comment on Spoilers 2 months ago:
But grounded
- Comment on Attention! 3 months ago:
That’s just flavor for a High Life Girl
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 4 months ago:
FUCK EVERYTHING, WE’RE DOING 17 LECHES!
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 5 months ago:
Rent is based on La Boheme, it never tried to hide it. The character have almost identical names and they swapped tuberculosis with AIDS and it’s 100 years later.
I always wondered if La Boheme hit as hard in the 1890’s as Rent did in the 1990’s.
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 5 months ago:
I mean the Title of 10 things even rhymes with its source material’s name.
- Comment on Are there any story ripoffs that are actually good? 5 months ago:
It’s 100% meant to be a Star Trek show for someone that grew up on TNG.
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 5 months ago:
The Chicago anti rave law that allowed cops to treat raves like crack houses and drug dens. That meant anyone at a “rave” could have all your equipment seized and you’d be arrested. They made the definition of a rags as a gathering of 10 people and a DJ. Now a DJ isn’t going risk his decks or records being taken by the cops. The property owner could have the venue seized too.
So everything moved into the downtown Chicago clubs and because 21+ and way way more expensive.
Eventually the modern rave became EDM fests because everyone got a piece of the $$.
- Comment on It turns out that Juggalo makeup blocks facial recognition technology 5 months ago:
He’s duckin’ them drones, he’s swerving them cams,
He’s rockin’ that greasepaint, confusin’ the scans.
Facial recognition? Ha, you ain’t got a shot,
When my mug’s lookin’ wilder than a Jackson Pollock!
He’s pourin’ out Faygo, all sticky and sweet,
Splashin’ those lenses, now the fuzz can’t see.
He’s trickin’ Big Brother, he’s hackin’ the flow,
They livin’ 1984, but he’s sayin’ “Fuck no!”
- Comment on When people recommend Brave browser. 5 months ago:
Nobody cares what you think. Go back to your cave
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 5 months ago:
The first curderburger I had like 2 years ago was amazing, the following year it was trash.
- Comment on waooooo 5 months ago:
Cause you might actually learn something dipshit
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 5 months ago:
It’s honestl more degrading to be forced to wear a company logo polo for 40 hours a week
- Comment on Bird Law 5 months ago:
I miss HB:AAL
The birdgirl spinoff was fun for the two seasons it lasted.
- Comment on Anon likes Mario 5 months ago:
So you’re saying when say N64 was the cutting edge, everyone playing it was loving how new and realistic everything felt.
Now compare that to the younger generation that grew up with consoles way way more powerful and saw games that had fully fleshed out cities and citizens and systems to make places feel alive. So going back to tech that’s 30 years old feels very empty and unsettling by contrast?
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 5 months ago:
Tell us you’ve never left the flyover states without saying it.
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 5 months ago:
Never work for a company that does not give employees a break during an 8 hour shift. I mean they’re not even allowed to sit down. Not even lying
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 5 months ago:
Because of the city Wall, South Dakota