Dasus
@Dasus@lemmy.world
- Comment on Nice. 1 day ago:
Yes, I know. I’m Finnish and we were a bit further in mobile infra than the rest of the world, no offense.
The joke works, but it works better when you don’t have to rely on actually committing to it.
Am not as of care about anyone. Am as of care just about a nihilistic friend, and can’t even care as much to actually make it fit,
What ever and everything heyooooo
- Comment on Anon shops for diamonds 1 day ago:
Yeah sure, I’ll consider that if and when monogamy ever becomes any sort of option for me.
But disregarding me, personally, you can see quite how there’s a bit of manipulation going on if you’re pretending that the visual is “real”, right?
- Comment on Anon shops for diamonds 1 day ago:
The obvious answer is to buy a large synthetic one. It’s still real.
- Comment on Anon shops for diamonds 1 day ago:
Yea sure man, but why is your comparison a rainbow being shat on the supposedly superior stone while the other gets a dull monotone?
- Comment on Nice. 1 day ago:
I mean dem’s just a room full of people who can’t correctly gauge anything to do with sound or sensation. I think OP’s version is better.
- Comment on Sunlight special 1 day ago:
Yeah with good luck you could have enough energy, but… who’s gonna ever rely on the sun being available when you’re hungry?
Solar panels, sure, as they’re there all the time, and not just when youre hungry.
But solar cooking, yeah, not so much at these latitudes
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 3 days ago:
What do you mean America still does that?
I know Trumpism is real threat to trans people ans trans healthcare and rights have taken massive hits, but you’re not actually forced to undergo sterilisation as a trans person, are you?
I’m sure you’ve heard of this man even if you don’t remember it by name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Beatie he became pregnant in 2007.
Wouldn’t have happened here, because of the forced sterilisation.
- Comment on wax on 3 days ago:
You’ll probably hate this song then
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 3 days ago:
Two wrongs don’t make a right, just more wrong.
reuters.com/…/finland-allow-gender-reassignment-w…
In 2017 EU court was like “Finland that’s not legal, and is breaking human rights.”
2023 they finally fix it.
COPENHAGEN, March 3 (Reuters) - Finland will allow transgender people to change their legal gender at their own request and without undergoing sterilisation, new legislation signed by the Finnish President confirmed on Friday. The European Court of Human Rights ruled in 2017 , opens new tab that requiring sterilisation in order for individuals to change the sex on their birth certificate is a violation of human rights.
- Comment on wax on 4 days ago:
And honey is more or less vomit if you want to think about like that.
Then again, if you do, remember that your cafe latte is also just boob fat and protein with some bean juice.
- Comment on predatory giraffes 4 days ago:
Sure they can, and could disembowel you with one kick.
I’d still rather fight one of those than some properly quadruped super crocodile.
- Comment on predatory giraffes 4 days ago:
Even though their size is insane, they probably weighed like 200-250 kg, meaning they were pretty light.
I’d rather fight one of these than any sort of land based raptor.
- Comment on Happy 20th anniversary to the Corrupted Blood incident! 5 days ago:
- Comment on I c it! 6 days ago:
Yea, but you could achieve this by placing a circle of cardboard in the middle or a ring that you attach to your lens.
I don’t remember the guy but YT shorts I’ve seen a guy testing all sorts of different shapes and filters in front of his lenses or even just in front of his sensor without a lens.
Can’t recall who.
Anyhow
- Comment on Happy 20th anniversary to the Corrupted Blood incident! 6 days ago:
Who else remembers learning this from Cracked articles (which they read at work)?
- Comment on Why is it "shower thoughts" and not "shitter thoughts"? 6 days ago:
hold onto a thought longer than I.
If you were speaking about someone else, would you use “he/she” or “him/her” in this context?
Because if it’s the former, then you use “I” to replace it, and if it’s the latter, you use “me”.
other people have an ability to hold onto a thought longer than she.
Doesn’t sound right.
other people have an ability to hold onto a thought longer than her.
Sounds better.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 6 days ago:
But armies wouldn’t be made of rich people.
Also also, it’s either diabetes or the HFCS, but Americans have a very distinct, plump look all around. Whereas here it’s often just a huge belly people have and maybe an extra chin or something.
But not all all around Michelin man.
My dad worked at a theme parn in Finland, driving the guests around in a sort of road-train. And he wasn’t a small man by no means, every gluttonous and always thirsty. Died at 70 that’s how healthy he was.
Anyways, he was shocked and told me that he’d never seen “people shaped like that”.
No offense.
Well some probably.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
I prefer like a bent triangle, then you grab it by the tip and then put as much salsa on it as possible. The chip to salsa ratio is off the charts.
Although these rounds ones have a bit more chip to salsa, their structural integrity is better and didn’t break as triangles often do.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
It’s not weird at all.
A perfectly natural consequence of laissez-faire capitalism leading what should and shouldn’t be regulated.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_desert
I find it incredibly weird to imagine that some people think it normal that you can’t walk to a grocery store with fresh vegetables etc.
Never had Doritos or Funyons or Twinkies in my life. I tried Oreos once, but I’m more used to the equivalent we have here (copied and slightly altered by some decades and decades ago.)
I don’t think there’s anything I prefer as the American version. Perhaps like if you use the word to encompass all American countries, maybe, ~authentic Mexican is pretty nice and usually gluten free.
It’s a lot about food deserts and infra and regulation, but also using HFCS instead of some other sugars does have an effect.
Even though we got very gluttonous people as well, somehow ours aren’t just ever as Michelin Man shaped. It’s more like a huuuuge belly with skinny legs and arms and head. Well some diabetic people do tend to swell up quite a bit but…
- Comment on titta... slosh 1 week ago:
I’m 110% sure this isn’t a joke, as I’ve been on those boats and seen way heavier shit. Literally and metaphorically.
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 1 week ago:
Fuck that, Elon isn’t man enough to 1) be depicted as a bull and 2) being comfortable enough to reverse sexual roles.
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 1 week ago:
Having seen some videos of North Americans (sans some Alaskans and Canadians) driving in snow, I wholeheartedly agree.
This is gonna come off as racist and sexist, but anyway, the day I was on the track, during winter, there was three of us in the car + the teacher. Me, my mate and a muslim woman who hadn’t lived in Finland for too long, and was from a theocratic and patriarchic society. When it was her turn, and the teacher eventually pulled the handbrake just to simulate her losing control… she let go of the wheel, placed her hands on her eyes and started screaming. But she got over it by the end of the day, so…
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
- Comment on Wear your seatbelt 1 week ago:
When I was doing my driving licence, here it’s mandatory to visit a a slick course before you get your licence. In summer it’s soap and oil or in the winter its ice and water.
Anyway, they had this tiny rig. A car seat, but it’s on a rail, but the rail is only some 1m-1.5m (3-5ft) long, and on like a 5-15° angle, but it simulates a dead stop at like 10-20km/h or smth kinda low. And even that was pretty brutal.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
I served in a military in Finland in peacetime. That’s basically what we use instead of a national guard.
There was no crisis when our company was on-call, but at least one or two companies stated every weekend to make sure there’s enough people to rapidly deploy assistance anywhere.
My older brother had to go and help a city out. But yeah, it’s basically just assisting people in crisises.
Unless Putler decides he wants to give it a go, but I strongly doubt it.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
Holy fuck Americans, honestly.
Your obesity issue is out of hand.
So is your fascism, but geowd dawm those are some chunky soldiers.
When I was in the army these boys would’ve prolly not been able to keep up and would’ve been sent home to eat Ozempic and diet for a year or two before returning to the brigade.
Hell, I’m a supply NCO, trained as a quartermaster as well and I don’t think we’d have sizes big enough, lol.
- Comment on 💩. 1 week ago:
Your mom is so fat that it took this guy 14 years to walk over the digital mode of her ass
- Comment on 💩. 1 week ago:
But sausage is minced food stuffed into bowels. Literally the same the same thing as shit. Not literally the same. But literally so superfluously similar that their descriptions overlap quite a bit.
Have a choNp
- Comment on 💩. 1 week ago:
Well the more correct term is increased or decreased intestinal permeability. Which very much is a thing.
But yeah you’re not completely wrong to be skeptic about the so called “leaky gut syndrome”, but that’s why you have to remember what syndrome means; just a collection or symptoms. People could have a collection of symptoms from different sources which still amount to the same syndrome. (Usually not though, but technically.)
Is the Gulf War - syndrome “woo bullshit” or real? Because if we apply the same standard as I presume you’re applying to the leaky gut syndrome, I presume you’d say it’s BS as well. Yet I bet there’s quite a lot of nasty vets who you wouldn’t dare to say that to their faces.
So just to reiterate; leaky gut syndrome, highly dubious en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leaky_gut_syndrome
But increased intestinal permeability, also known as “leaky gut”: very much real but distinct from the other one en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_permeability#C…
- Comment on Is it? 1 week ago:
Actually a youtuber and a comedian. No idea whether he’s ever actually worked retail, well aside from in these skits where the point is to be Uncle Roger and act rude.